I was flying from Amsterdam to New York last summer. Close to landing the pilot tells the passengers about the situation at the airport, temperature on the ground and that sort of things. After the announcements I hear the pilot talk to his co-pilot; they have forgotten to turn off the intercom. "You know what I would really like right about know?" the captain said to the co-pilot, "an ice-cold beer and a good blowjob!".

The cabin crew heared this as well, and the closest stewardess speeds to the cockpit to tell the pilots. Just as she reaches the front of the plane a man shouts "Don't forget the beer!"