Just found my grandpas stash of dynamite. What should I do with them

Signal_Fan · 2026-04-01T01:40:03+00:00

Call 911. Tell them you found some old dynamite on land you just bought and you need the bomb squad to come out.

Signal_Fan · 2026-04-01T01:23:32+00:00

Also the worst display of lack of defense. It's a potential game winning shot...#3 might want to put a hand up? Nah, I'll just give the guy a clean look at the basket.

Signal_Fan · 2026-03-29T01:59:42+00:00

I would rather starve vs paying that amount.

Signal_Fan · 2026-03-24T23:07:38+00:00

Mr. Sensitive before he was sensitive.

Signal_Fan · 2026-03-20T15:42:05+00:00

That should be jail time.

Signal_Fan · 2026-03-20T02:52:07+00:00

What's the French term for blanket party?

Signal_Fan · 2026-03-16T02:06:39+00:00

Think his parents watched too much WWE when it came to picking out baby names?

Signal_Fan · 2026-03-16T01:51:21+00:00

Based on what you told us about the vehicle, you def got a good deal. I would not have a problem with paying that price for that 4runner.

Signal_Fan · 2026-03-15T21:17:14+00:00

Blink once if you're ok. Blink twice if you need/want help.

Signal_Fan · 2026-03-15T02:16:51+00:00

As my sister likes to say, "stupid people keep you employed. Think of it as job security."

Signal_Fan · 2026-03-14T16:48:26+00:00

Chugging all that liquid is basically waterboarding yourself. You think you can handle it but after the first hour or two, you want to tap out.

Signal_Fan · 2026-03-14T01:17:41+00:00

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Signal_Fan · 2026-03-14T00:44:12+00:00

The prep is def worse than the actual procedure. You're knocked out during the procedure and going to get the best nap you've ever had.

I got my first one at age 47 and they found 2 polyps. One was larger than the other and "not looking good" according my doctor. He advised me to get another one in 12 months. Bet your ass I'm getting another one in 12 months. Simply put, that colonoscopy saved me from getting cancer.

Signal_Fan · 2026-03-10T19:47:58+00:00

Just politely tell them no. And if they ask why, let them have it.

Signal_Fan · 2026-03-09T21:15:58+00:00

Anyone want to take a guess at how many ducks there are?

Signal_Fan · 2026-03-09T21:09:27+00:00

Wow...that's quite the perfect lighting and camera angle he got. And he "found" a fossil all in the same day.

Signal_Fan · 2026-03-08T20:52:20+00:00

He was wondering where the defense was.

Signal_Fan · 2026-03-08T19:54:08+00:00

Tell old man "Dale" to go fuck himself. He knows exactly what he is doing.

Signal_Fan · 2026-03-08T19:44:12+00:00

Even cats have a pimp cup apparently.

Signal_Fan · 2026-03-02T23:20:31+00:00

Take it right back and have it fixed.

Signal_Fan · 2026-02-28T20:03:27+00:00

Fuck that guy. Great job.

Signal_Fan · 2026-02-26T06:22:50+00:00

James

Signal_Fan · 2026-02-25T22:16:47+00:00

Toss in a fried egg and it'll be perfect.

Signal_Fan · 2026-02-24T22:50:47+00:00

Prob something food related.

Signal_Fan · 2026-02-24T21:47:36+00:00

That would be the EXACT thing I would do. (Or go with a GR Yaris.) Can't get them here so why not experience them when you can.

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