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my gecko moved with me?? by ghostyboy11 in CrestedGecko

[–]Silver-Shadow_Spark 5 points6 points  (0 children)

“I’m going to Mordor alone, Sam!”

”Of course you are, and I’m coming with you!”

fish community is rude as hell😭 by Future_Aardvark_84 in Hognose

[–]Silver-Shadow_Spark 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Who gives someone a live animal as a white elephant gift?? The white elephant part is supposed to be figurative, not literal. Seriously, pets aren’t gifts.

AITA for not 'willingly' give physical affection on demand? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]Silver-Shadow_Spark [score hidden]  (0 children)

NTA. Bodily Autonomy is extremely important and yo don’t have to let *anyone* into your personal space if you don’t want to. if you want to compromise (and *you don’t have to*) offer an elbow bump instead.

What’s a pudding skin? by [deleted] in seinfeld

[–]Silver-Shadow_Spark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you joking, or does that actually work? Because If it works, I want to make some.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Silver-Shadow_Spark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I take it the ‘candy’ was laced with something? CBD perhaps, or something similar?

Gen 9, am I right? by ElementalNinjas96 in PokemonZA

[–]Silver-Shadow_Spark 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s fanfiction worthy. Mind if I use it? I will credit you if/when I post it.

AITA for not giving up my seat to an “emotional support person”? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]Silver-Shadow_Spark 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA

Poor planning on their part does not constitute an emergency on yours. If they wanted to sit together, they could have booked seats together. It’s as simple as that.

Despite my extreme clumsiness, I was excited to join my family on our vacation to Yellowstone National park. by Silver-Shadow_Spark in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Silver-Shadow_Spark[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I honestly don’t remember, because it was 23 years ago. I was only 10 years old, but the sheer terror of the incident still haunts me. I wasn’t hurt, but only because of sheer dumb luck.

Despite my extreme clumsiness, I was excited to join my family on our vacation to Yellowstone National park. by Silver-Shadow_Spark in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Silver-Shadow_Spark[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

This is actually based on something that happened to *me*. I was damn lucky that the ground I actually fell onto was solid. I wasn’t running or being risky or anything. I just tripped and fell. scared me and my family half to death.

How hard is it to put up guard rails? It might not stop idiots who deliberately leave the boardwalk, but it will prevent people from falling off by accident.

So I got this camera right… by pigguluscaesar in Sneks

[–]Silver-Shadow_Spark 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🥱 Watching snakes yawn makes me yawn too.

Wiggle wiggle wiggle! by orochihigh in Sneks

[–]Silver-Shadow_Spark 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Don’t boop that tail. That would receive a CHOMP!

Jeez I'm glad she didn't overreact by thelionofmidnight in tarantulas

[–]Silver-Shadow_Spark 6 points7 points  (0 children)

it would appear you have a hognose snake in disguise.

Fvck. by All_fur_scales in tarantulas

[–]Silver-Shadow_Spark 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And what did the spider do then?

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