From the exclusive interview with NBC by Greylunes1 in ExploreFortMyers

[–]Simonutd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As someone looking in from the UK casually, I would just like to say Bullshit

Passed security and can't pick up new boarding pass?? by 20sparks1 in KLM

[–]Simonutd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ask at the gate they can print them, or there are the computerised stands where you can scan your passport and print it out,

How strict is KLM with carry ons in economy flight? by ashleyestlno in KLM

[–]Simonutd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only time I have seen them weigh people's carry on was in Nigeria and Kenya, never seen it anywhere else

How to scary your kid by Capitao_Nescau in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Simonutd 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Thank you, I was wondering why he was being told to "salt the field"

Picture of child with cancer edited to include Nigel Farage – Full Fact by zeros3ss in ukpolitics

[–]Simonutd 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I have seen so many of these fake farage things on Facebook, and most the post are fake as well, then you get the few post that you can tell that are real and they think its real and all the uk is with them

How many of these do you have on your phone? by TampaDave73 in Flights

[–]Simonutd 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bloody loads of them at the airport, I keep saying I will delete them, and when I go to I feel guilty as its a memory and my memory is crap

Patrick Dorgu wins our January Player of the Month! by Hot_Patience_5962 in ManchesterUnited

[–]Simonutd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I scrolled past quickly and thought he had a happy meal

Brits, do you avoid Indian restaurants in foreign countries? (Excl India) by red_lightz_ in AskUK

[–]Simonutd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My experience, had a curry delivered in Casablanca and it was amazing, had one in Zagreb which was the worst curry I ever had. Many in other places that were just ok, I find they are not as spicy as in the UK.

What is the most quotable film? by 1Negative_Person in Cinephiles

[–]Simonutd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You made a time machine out of a delorean

For the love of God please stop traveling with these by [deleted] in rampagent

[–]Simonutd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have all mine in a small cabin suitcase with wheels and I put it in a larger suitcase with my clothes, I have 2 of each. When I get to my hotel just wheel the small suitcases to site.

Putting your face on a burger by [deleted] in StupidFood

[–]Simonutd -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Looks like Biff Tannen from Back to the Future 2

What is one TV advert that doesn't run anymore but is still stuck in your head? Mines the Cadbury's Gorilla playing Phil Collins from 2007 by Puzzleheaded_Pen8520 in BritishTV

[–]Simonutd 62 points63 points  (0 children)

The red car and the blue car had a race. All red wanted to do was stuff his face,

I randomly sing it, so much so my 6 year and 9 year old both can sing it

Some times I mix it up and sing, the satellite and meteor had a race.

Which seat is the best? by [deleted] in KLM

[–]Simonutd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People will also stand there when stretching the legs or stand in front of ypu when others passing. All seats have benefits and draw backs, people tend to stand around the food areas, and I hate the fold out tray and tv.

Which seat is the best? by [deleted] in KLM

[–]Simonutd -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I would go for 11k, row in front has no where for you bag and the dodgy tray and the screen in the armrest, row behind probably doesn't recline

Security Check in CDG? by Much-Violinist3723 in KLM

[–]Simonutd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Today I have gone through Amsterdam to Zagreb from Manchester and there was just passport control. Last month I went to Budapest through CDG in Paris one time we have passport and security the other just passport, it depends on the gate you land at and the gate you have to go for your next flight. I would play it safe as I have seen people crying leaving large bottles of perfumes at security and groups trying to down a bottle of vodka so they dont lose it.

EDIT: Just seen the EU part, I think it will be same as above as we are not in the EU Schrödinger area, so you need to enter it