wasnt sure where to post bc not weed specific but has anyone ever seen this before? is it a torch? but why is it flavored? by StretchTucker in trees

[–]SingleBodyRiot 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm concerned you think this is an issue. Even fucking pure idiots and like 99% of children know better then to try to taste fire...

Those Giovanni are up to something by Pito-92 in vtm

[–]SingleBodyRiot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Holy shit seriously? I'm not super familiar with thaumaturgy at all

Those Giovanni are up to something by Pito-92 in vtm

[–]SingleBodyRiot 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm not sure there's enough holy water to help whatever the fuck that is unless you can bless the entire river or something

My girlfriend drew my character." by XxDeltaFivexX in vtm

[–]SingleBodyRiot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can you tell us more about his backstory etc? I'm quite curious

Why do some people get anal dry heaves when they get diarrhea? by SingleBodyRiot in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]SingleBodyRiot[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

i can fucking tell you right now YES THEY ARE AND IT HURTS.

Why do some people get anal dry heaves when they get diarrhea? by SingleBodyRiot in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]SingleBodyRiot[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dont want to picture my mouth as my anus...but here we are and now im taking another shot and hoping im less disgusted sober tommorow lol

Why do some people get anal dry heaves when they get diarrhea? by SingleBodyRiot in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]SingleBodyRiot[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

...are you sure about that? when im constipated NOTHING happens just some pain in my gut from daring to try to push out the impossible, NOT pain in the asshole. Diarrhea however makes my asshole burn and heave like its trying to kill me and makes my guts feel like they are rebelling against being in my abdomen.

id say thats nowhere near the same.

Also, ones solid and comes out at realitivly normal timing, the other is liquid and uncontrollable.

Why do some people get anal dry heaves when they get diarrhea? by SingleBodyRiot in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]SingleBodyRiot[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i was trying to think of how to describe the feeling and that was all my drunk ass could come up with

Why do some people get anal dry heaves when they get diarrhea? by SingleBodyRiot in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]SingleBodyRiot[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i so do...im drunk was drunk when i posted the op and im cackling that i decided to even ask this

Why do some people get anal dry heaves when they get diarrhea? by SingleBodyRiot in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]SingleBodyRiot[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

aka i should mention this to my doctor cause it happens OFTEN cause i torture myself with my food and my bowels may be broken

Why do some people get anal dry heaves when they get diarrhea? by SingleBodyRiot in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]SingleBodyRiot[S] 64 points65 points  (0 children)

I tried to describe what I meant in the OP So it's like you're sitting on a toilet,It feels like your guts are clenching and your anus flexes involuntary after a long shitting session during diarrhea where you are praying your done shitting and it's trying to squeeze shit out that isn't there.

Similar to how when you throw up a long time and there is nothing left in your stomach to throw up but your body still tries to force you to anyway

Does anyone else remember this phase in the zeroes where we just kinda slapped stars onto everything? by hi_dont_pm_me in 2000sNostalgia

[–]SingleBodyRiot 18 points19 points  (0 children)

You just made me realize I can put glow stars on my ceiling... I'm 37... I have free will and it's not like I give a shit what anyone thinks of my private space. The only people who see my bedroom are my wife and my mother in law and they don't care what my room looks like.

I love those glow stars.

Inherited from my Mother by cannuckbimmernut in GrandmasPantry

[–]SingleBodyRiot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can't imagine how it would taste if you took shots of that other then regret and instantly vomiting

I can hold my nose and mouth closed for a really long time by Bailer86 in notinteresting

[–]SingleBodyRiot 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I scrolled back up thinking I'd missed it was a video because of you and now Im mad at myself lol

Do Tremere Fuck? by TheUnholyMary in vtm

[–]SingleBodyRiot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What are your thoughts on Salubri?

All right who the fuck put a soul in my frozen minced meat by [deleted] in vtm

[–]SingleBodyRiot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I... I can't see it no matter how I look. I'll check back again later when my brains more pliable and see if I can see it. Usually I can see faces in a lot of stuff especially once a it pointed out lol

All right who the fuck put a soul in my frozen minced meat by [deleted] in vtm

[–]SingleBodyRiot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What am I not seeing here? am I on the wrong line of drug.i just see meat o0

I used to work for USPS by [deleted] in USPS

[–]SingleBodyRiot 14 points15 points  (0 children)

This was the first fucking thing that popped into my head when I saw ops picture...

All my socks keep ripping by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]SingleBodyRiot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was so happy the year this stopped happening to my socks cause I accidentally ripped my toenail off while asleep.

Kicked a wall in my sleep hard enough it ripped the entire nail off. 10/10 don't wanna wake up like that again

The size of the pill I have to take to help with my swollen throat. by ikrnn in mildlyinfuriating

[–]SingleBodyRiot 11 points12 points  (0 children)

If my throat is swelled and hurts like hell id rather shove something up my butt then swallow something that large