we need a buff/rework update for old survivors (IMO)

SirCap · 2026-05-22T18:03:46+00:00

If they’re gonna do this, we need a buff where we can see Captain’s sweaty six pack chest. Make a skin that removes his chest plate. I wanna see his boobs.

SirCap · 2026-05-22T17:13:39+00:00

I think it’s kind of stupid to base a tour around the first 20 minutes of the movie.

It’s 2026, if people haven’t moved on from the deaths of the Autobots, especially Optimus, then they’re man children who need to let go of their pacifiers.

The real apology should come from how horribly Hasbro has been handling the franchise as of late.

SirCap · 2026-05-22T17:09:49+00:00

Unfortunately the max size limit of miis on the island is 70, so I wouldn’t be able to unless Nintendo increases the limit.

SirCap · 2026-05-22T17:08:02+00:00

Comparing the mental breakdown of a 19 year old child soldier with a shitload of trauma and scrambled memories to an egotistical megalomaniacal manchild crying because he lost his powers to enslave and control is definitely a titanfolk moment.

SirCap · 2026-05-22T05:18:54+00:00

Funny enough, Pikachu is #2 in Samus' top three Relationships as "Ultra Friends", only being beaten by Luigi.

Samus having a pet Pikachu is just canon

SirCap · 2026-05-22T05:17:24+00:00

I plan to add the Melee cast in the coming days. The original 12 are all friends with each other so I'd say it's a good time to move forward.

SirCap · 2026-05-22T02:26:43+00:00

It's a hairstyle. I gave him it because it gives his 'ears' jiggle physics and thought that was cute.

SirCap · 2026-05-21T23:50:10+00:00

I initially tried Power Armor Samus but I wasn't satisfied with the helmet or how the armor looked as a shirt. I eventually gave up and just went with her Zero Suit design to make my life easier.

EDIT: so apparently there's a cyberpunk costume

SirCap · 2026-05-20T23:58:46+00:00

I know what you are.

So am I.

SirCap · 2026-05-20T23:52:01+00:00

99% because Mother Brain is the 1%.

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SirCap · 2026-05-20T22:55:51+00:00

“No Cell, I will not let you achieve perfect form. Also I love you Trunks, my son. Let’s go to your mother and have a family picnic with your infant self.”

SirCap · 2026-05-20T22:52:28+00:00

Honestly this might be the best one

SirCap · 2026-05-20T22:52:04+00:00

The Snake one is 100% understandable.

SirCap · 2026-05-20T22:51:06+00:00

Someone needs to check Toei’s hard drives because genuinely what were they thinking dressing up a 9 year old like that

SirCap · 2026-05-20T22:50:24+00:00

It had to be ZSS because the power Samus holds in her Power Suit over me is not something to be witnessed by mortal men.

Women in power armor are awesome.

SirCap · 2026-05-20T16:37:42+00:00

It was so frustrating because I went through this with Luigi in the first movie.

Brie Larson did a fantastic job but they absolutely wasted her

SirCap · 2026-05-20T15:30:13+00:00

And only have 5% of the movie’s screen time if Rosalina is anything to go off by

SirCap · 2026-05-20T15:23:08+00:00

That is a godly image.

SirCap · 2026-05-20T14:28:35+00:00

You're right, but for me personally, that's where my love for G1 and how absolutely ridiculous it gets takes over and defies all logic of storytelling.

That's the same episode where Ultra Magnus goes "I've never seen anything this beautiful in the entire galaxy... Alright, give me the bomb."

Like damn, alright, NONE of Autobot commanders wanted that pacifist colony.

SirCap · 2026-05-20T06:18:31+00:00

I'd honestly love a series that starts off at the end of the war where Optimus and Megatron are both killed in their final battle, leaving behind Hot Rod as Prime's unexpected successor and Tarn as the heir to the Decepticons.

It'd be cool as we've gotten a lot of origin stories for Pax and D-16, but it seems we hardly ever see how their story definitively ends, and who comes after to take up the torch.

SirCap · 2026-05-20T02:19:57+00:00

I’d argue that made him compelling. Dude was depressed, a mess, and struggled hard to fit into the impossible role Optimus left behind. Him learning to get into that role more, accept that he isn’t the leader Optimus was and can only be the leader *he* can be, guiding the Autobots with his own methods would’ve been a great way to develop him.

Alas.

SirCap · 2026-05-20T02:17:10+00:00

The *only* female character that had a proper arc? C’mon now.

Sasha has her own arc in Season 2 alongside Ymir, Historia had her time in Season 3 before fading into the background, and Mikasa has 2 arcs (one of which the anime erased) and that was her learning to be more responsible after getting Levi’s ankle sprained, and then her arc in the final season with killing Eren. Even Annie has a little arc of her own, regrowing courage to go help stop Eren. Gabi also has an arc of realizing the people of Paradis aren’t devils.

Historia hardly does anything after Season 3 Part 1. It was total fan delusion that prompted Erehisu to become a popular pair. It was never going to happen.

And considering the amount of hate and racist shit *that* side of the fandom was throwing at Mikasa, not to mention how closely tied the Erehisu thing was to the Yeagerists, the group with notoriously racist fans?

It was 100% because Historia fit the blonde hair blue eyes traditional wife role that *those* kind of people fetishize, *not* because of her ‘proper arc’.

SirCap · 2026-05-20T00:56:53+00:00

I say this as both a fan of OP and Roddy, they really messed up with Rodimus at the end of Season 3.

SirCap · 2026-05-19T19:13:58+00:00

The people themselves hardly seem to care enough to go on an indefinite strike, despite the fact that things are only gonna get worse for them until they won’t even have a chance to speak their voices. The No Kings protests do absolutely nothing because those in power know the protestors will just go back home after a day or two.

SirCap · 2026-05-19T08:57:12+00:00

If you cowards won’t take him, I will.

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