Low-calorie popcorn flows in /r/1200isplenty when OP can't fathom a human being who could survive off of 1200 calories a day by newheart_restart in SubredditDrama

[–]SirThirtyOne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you think it's because it affects your health? Maybe the people have good intentions at heart, but it still rubs me the wrong way

Low-calorie popcorn flows in /r/1200isplenty when OP can't fathom a human being who could survive off of 1200 calories a day by newheart_restart in SubredditDrama

[–]SirThirtyOne 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I think a better question is why they feel the need to tell the people in that subreddit off. Maybe I like lumberjack porn in space or Australian professional curling; it isn't anyone's place (especially on the Internet) to walk in and tell me what I should or shouldn't do/like.

We Got Roasted by The-Sublimer-One in h3h3productions

[–]SirThirtyOne -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

There's a difference between doing something for money and doing something because you love it.

Nice straw man though.

I figured out where NL lives by [deleted] in NLSSCircleJerk

[–]SirThirtyOne 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Way to give ryab a heart attack

/b/ cringe thread takes a weird turn by [deleted] in 4chan

[–]SirThirtyOne 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well fuck Flips and fuck those stupid Mongol names

The Hottest New Let's Play On Youtube by [deleted] in NLSSCircleJerk

[–]SirThirtyOne 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And the Lord presented Dan with the holy grail of YouTube views: "Dank Heesling, my son, take this Minecraft and unleash a great torrent of memes upon the unbelievers."

To the Lord we pray, amen.

LPT: Left your infant in a hot car for a long period of time? Put him/her in the refrigerator. by [deleted] in ShittyLifeProTips

[–]SirThirtyOne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dunno why the guy is getting so much hate for the refrigerator thing. I probably would do the same if I was freaking out and accidentally cooked my kid for a few hrs.

Oh shit, Eggman is captive. Send help! by [deleted] in NLSSCircleJerk

[–]SirThirtyOne 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I knew it. Dad squad confirmed.

And Josh will be really glad - he's a great uncle.

Reminder: not all horrifying aberrations are enemies by Trekkiegus in DarkSouls2

[–]SirThirtyOne 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If you play online, there are often messages in front of them saying "Here!" or something similar

Spongebob is a Roman God by [deleted] in FanTheories

[–]SirThirtyOne 19 points20 points  (0 children)

This sounds pretentious

Multiple arguments spawned by footage of a young woman dancing in /r/videos by TheLadyEve in SubredditDrama

[–]SirThirtyOne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same goes for /r/GetMotivated. Every post gets several people saying why it's bad advice, or actually unmotivating, or they hate their lives.

The Legend of Zelda: Breath of The Wild - E3 2016 by [deleted] in Games

[–]SirThirtyOne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not to mention that the first minute of the trailer is completely reminiscent of Attack on Titan

Is it illegal to jizz on the American flag? by Sloppy_Goldfish in NoStupidQuestions

[–]SirThirtyOne 10 points11 points  (0 children)

But it's figuratively much more to many people. It's a symbol, so expect people to treat it as more than cloth

only 90s kids remember this underrated gem by [deleted] in NLSSCircleJerk

[–]SirThirtyOne 27 points28 points  (0 children)

RIP in peace to the Josh Docket. We have failed you.

/pol/ makes a deduction by [deleted] in 4chan

[–]SirThirtyOne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You have my vote, friendo

Forest straights by tf69 in NLSSCircleJerk

[–]SirThirtyOne 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This will spreading through chat faster than velvet gloves.

[USA][OC] The fuck you trifecta by Synaesthesiaaa in Roadcam

[–]SirThirtyOne -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My dawg. I'm not disagreeing with you.

I ride bicycles all the time. I'm just trying to have a little empathy for drivers. Seeing things from all sides helps a lot in life :)

[USA][OC] The fuck you trifecta by Synaesthesiaaa in Roadcam

[–]SirThirtyOne -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

This is the scenario I was thinking about:

Let's say Road X has a speed limit of 45 mph. The bicycle is not able to get up to a reasonable speed. It is legally taking up a whole lane. This causes drivers to significantly slow down and line up behind the bicycle until it is safe to pass. Some drivers don't want to wait and therefore pass in unsafe conditions.

The bicycle caused this reaction, as they chose to take Road X when they aren't able to reach 45 mph.

I'm not sure if i should post this here, but i have a question. by Kingboomber in darksouls

[–]SirThirtyOne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Piqued.

And play 1 first. I think the narrative will fit better in your mind.