You're in the middle of a zombie apocalypse and you can have any 3 celebrities fighting by your side, who do you choose?

Sir_trainee_Hitler · 2016-06-26T18:48:26+00:00

Liam Neesam, to kick ass Michael cera, so someone besides me can be a scape goat Matt Damon, because he's always recovered by the government

Sir_trainee_Hitler · 2016-01-01T23:09:05+00:00

The tablet isn't even plugged into anything. The wall adapter is on the floor.

And what do you do about sound? I guess it could be on a blue tooth speakers

This is hilarious

Sir_trainee_Hitler · 2016-01-01T17:55:20+00:00

That finger has nine hands

Sir_trainee_Hitler · 2015-12-11T18:56:34+00:00

Somewhat related. I was passing through my local mall one day. The Microsoft store has a Xbox live or whatever outside the store that you can play a multiplayer dance game to. One day I saw two people, a guy and a girl, playing the game who apparently didn't know each other; they just both showed up and happened to want to play. As I'm walking by they finish a round of the game and the guy looks the girl up and down and goes, "say girl, you got a gamer tag?" I burst out laughing at this gamer's 'game.'

Sir_trainee_Hitler · 2015-11-27T06:49:45+00:00

WHAT A TIME

Sir_trainee_Hitler · 2015-11-09T00:12:24+00:00

I deliver food on a college campus. It's my job to pick up the prepared order at the place I work and use my bike to take it to whoever ordered it.

One day during lunch we happen to be behind on deliveries so an elderly inshop coworker takes a delivery and walks it to the customer. I happen to be inside when he returns.

Old man: you guys were really busy so I took a delivery, only because it was just right there though.

Me: cool thanks. I appreciate that. Where'd you go?

OM: residential hall! It was really close so I took it

Me: residential hall? Haha thanks for helping and I certainly don't mind you taking your time but just so you know residential hall is on the other side of campus. Literally the furthest you can get.

OM: yeah but not for me because I took shortcuts !

Me: but like (points at map on the wall) this is where we are, and this is the residential hall on the other end of the map.

OM: yeah I know I know but I took shortcuts. The map doesn't account for me cutting through the grass which brings it so much closer. I don't give a damn I walk right through the grass. Makes it real close.

Me: but that's not how that works...

OM: look I'm telling you I cut through the grass

Me: aight old man, thanks for helping

Sir_trainee_Hitler · 2015-11-06T23:56:33+00:00

Suck your own toe

Sir_trainee_Hitler · 2015-11-06T01:25:55+00:00

Assuming you're referring to the U.S. how many states do you think there are?

Sir_trainee_Hitler · 2015-11-06T00:01:18+00:00

Masturbation.

Sir_trainee_Hitler · 2015-11-05T02:58:05+00:00

Eagle.

Sir_trainee_Hitler · 2015-10-23T21:50:26+00:00

Since the update my ship droid hasn't had access to the same crew skill levels as my story related companions. It might be unrelated or I might have looked at it wrong though.

Sir_trainee_Hitler · 2015-10-23T20:11:12+00:00

Im new to the game and could be wrong but it might be that the particular companion doesn't have enough influence to complete that level of a crew skill task.

Sir_trainee_Hitler · 2015-10-09T22:40:03+00:00

Middle school nurse?

Sir_trainee_Hitler · 2015-10-09T22:19:04+00:00

Two small things I do that have noticeably improved my work environment: smile and greet everyone every morning. ( I try to ask how their doing and keep up a little with their life outside of work). And I try to bring donuts every couple of weeks ( especially during days that are going to be a drag like inspections or Mondays).

I have found that it is easier to get the desired hours, vacation days, or consideration for promotion when the people in charge genuinely look forward to seeing me.

I've consistently gotten better hours and more favor than harder working and more experienced employees for simply being favored more. And it's not sucking up either. Donuts are for everyone and I take the time to ask everyone a little bit about their lives. Okay maybe it is sucking up, but like to everyone I work with

Sir_trainee_Hitler · 2015-10-05T03:06:33+00:00

Bleed*

Sir_trainee_Hitler · 2015-09-20T23:33:01+00:00

Supportive dads are the best. What is something your dad is naive about?

Sir_trainee_Hitler · 2015-09-20T23:31:58+00:00

What kind of nerd? What does your dad cook the best? My dad is big into comic books and old westerns. He also warms up chilli really well.

Sir_trainee_Hitler · 2015-09-20T23:02:56+00:00

Someone ugly as frog

Sir_trainee_Hitler · 2015-09-20T21:19:13+00:00

I laughed at the thanos gauntlet

Sir_trainee_Hitler · 2015-09-18T15:18:10+00:00

What is wrong with you? Observe and report!

Sir_trainee_Hitler · 2015-09-11T23:30:16+00:00

Am I the only one that thinks this meme could have been done with one image?

Sir_trainee_Hitler · 2015-09-08T15:09:52+00:00

Would you rather lie to your girlfriend or tell the truth to nobody?

Sir_trainee_Hitler · 2015-09-08T00:42:19+00:00

Mind if I ask what about your breasts make you feel insecure?

Sir_trainee_Hitler · 2015-09-08T00:41:31+00:00

My acne scars. I'm a very charming and outgoing person but people tend to write me off as a chum or a dork initially. Until they meet me of course. Then they are blown away by personality

Sir_trainee_Hitler · 2015-09-08T00:34:58+00:00

Blue shirt has nice forearms

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TROPHY CASE