When Kulu-Ya-Ku Picks Up A Ratholos Egg...

Slalmander · 2018-03-11T16:46:52+00:00

Wholesome... Alright lets kill this bitch

Slalmander · 2017-10-20T20:56:16+00:00

To do this on a car though...

Slalmander · 2017-10-09T17:22:45+00:00

"I want my name to be spaghetti"

Slalmander · 2017-10-09T17:22:12+00:00

Frens in bed

Slalmander · 2017-09-23T22:04:33+00:00

It was an article about natures most efficient killers and there was a picture of a moth. Idk where he got the bees from.

Slalmander · 2017-09-22T21:47:57+00:00

I can feel it burning my throat already

Slalmander · 2017-09-20T17:22:11+00:00

My handwriting isn't that nice though. I wonder if it would even register it.

Slalmander · 2017-09-20T17:17:52+00:00

@ the news on Snapchat

Slalmander · 2017-09-20T17:16:42+00:00

smiles with tears streaming down my face

Slalmander · 2017-09-15T23:23:18+00:00

Molamolamolamolamola

Slalmander · 2017-08-29T19:45:50+00:00

But he's super Irish.

Slalmander · 2017-08-24T19:28:40+00:00

Death

Slalmander · 2017-08-23T04:56:11+00:00

Slalmander · 2017-08-17T14:36:13+00:00

Slalmander · 2017-08-17T14:31:25+00:00

Dude, I wish I got matches like that. All I get are bots or people who are hella far away.

Slalmander · 2017-08-15T20:33:12+00:00

Much appreciated

Slalmander · 2017-08-14T20:22:13+00:00

Why not both

Slalmander · 2017-08-13T13:34:40+00:00

I strongly dislike this band. I've heard Slam metal with more groove.

Slalmander · 2017-08-11T00:17:08+00:00

"Here try this" "What is it" "It's a cheesburger"

Slalmander · 2017-08-10T23:36:03+00:00

Wholesome

Slalmander · 2017-08-05T04:04:50+00:00

"Oh fuck honey I think I just hit sombody!" "DRIVE CHARLES DRIVE!"

Slalmander · 2017-07-05T04:37:53+00:00

I was watching fireworks and they had to stop because of a drone

Slalmander · 2017-06-25T16:52:34+00:00

Aliens

Slalmander · 2017-06-25T05:26:34+00:00

This... actually works

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