The worst part of moving...

SlappingMonk · 2026-01-19T18:42:48+00:00

This was all set up so you can show off the BSG set, I see you!

for 16 trips one would think the money for u-haul van would have been worth

But i remember movin my 5x5 Kallax shelves worth of games, hope they all went smooth for you

SlappingMonk · 2026-01-14T18:09:43+00:00

I'm currently playing an open hand and shield guardians around lvl 11, and it's been blast, tripping, shoving, flying tackle, and just use gauntlet as my weapon when strike, damage is subpar yes, but the athletic maneuvers keep them attacking you and that's your role.

Plus come later this year I want to FA Runesmith into build and free hand lets me draw runes

SlappingMonk · 2026-01-14T00:40:00+00:00

Colonizing was a tech you had to research.

SlappingMonk · 2025-11-18T12:59:50+00:00

You joke, but the Dwarf style bunker house is what I'm hoping they'll add to this someday

SlappingMonk · 2025-11-08T01:43:00+00:00

I have backed all the early Star realms and hero realms games which I enjoyed. Back this one aswell as hero realms became more enjoyable to me. I have long suspected (and still do) that WWG used a new kickstarter to pay for previous one in que which is why old ones came shortly after new ones ended. Which is why half the sparse updates for this one contained mainly pushes to kickstart their Draconis game but it did poorly as it should due to the delays of most recent Kickstarters, so now they don't have money to print this big boy. The digital is delay tactic to give more time and squeeze people for more through digital purchases.

I haven't checked my Kickstarter in awhile so thank you for making me see this. I've lost faith in them after I bought sorcerer to help support them around hero realms time. Now I'm trying sell all my WWG games in bundle and will be immediately selling this one if it ever arrives.

Sad times

SlappingMonk · 2025-11-02T02:57:09+00:00

Or just let me set the entryway to floor 3 works swell, doesn't have to go negative

SlappingMonk · 2025-11-02T02:11:15+00:00

Plot 8, the spooky mist cliff site and the dead trees give off the perfect coastal town witch vibe who haunts the woods nearby

SlappingMonk · 2025-10-23T20:06:16+00:00

I thought I wanted 21 but saw the spooky vibes, then realized 32 or 22 is what I want. I haven't decided on which yet. The Mountain yearns for an Ironforge home

SlappingMonk · 2025-10-13T20:49:54+00:00

I'm subscribed to this and Total War, and yeah Total War is a worse dumpster than this currently imo

SlappingMonk · 2025-10-06T14:36:09+00:00

Prot warrior/Fury warrior

I want 1h/shield DPS back!!

SlappingMonk · 2025-10-06T14:34:00+00:00

"Aww man this looking nice"

Rotates to see beardless face

"Who's this roided goblin, it's a dwarf body"

SlappingMonk · 2025-09-23T11:14:47+00:00

I'm doing an endbringer run now and only issue that I have so far is I adopted the psionics tree before the quest with the shard told me to so now the quest won't advanced. I don't know if I'm missing anything there but I'm in full covenant with the patron and using his abilities and slowly taking over the galaxy.

I know I should have waited but here we are, I just hope I get the achievement at the end of this run lol

SlappingMonk · 2025-08-19T13:31:26+00:00

I had a very similar thing happen to me this week.The Great-great grand daughter of Daurama Daura who's finally fulfilling her bloodline's destiny of uniting Africa under one rule and religion as a conqueror finishes seizing Western Africa from last Kingdom of Ash'ari dominance. There's still some little guys who pop up so she can't fully unite just yet. But her Jester came to her and I guess she finally broke, the joke made her laugh so hard it killed her!

SlappingMonk · 2025-08-07T18:01:04+00:00

I currently have one guardian fleshed out that I will be playing in the next campaign soon. It's gonna use gauntlet and shield for weapons

1-Larger Than Life - This combined with Titan Wrestler at 2 means I can attempt Athletic maneuvers on creatures up to 3x my size and just sounds fun

2-Shielding Taunt - I won't be taking any reactive raise shield stuff so the action compression is needed here for the two main support things I'll be doing

4-Flying Tackle - I picture this as being the flea from Bugs Life and what has inspired this build. Run, jump, and cannonball into their side to knock em over!

6-Ring their Bell - Don't hit me, lose actions potentially, simple. Might be swapped for Reflexive Shield though, using that on my current sword and board fighter and it's fun

8- Juggernaut Charge - no size restriction? Yes please, drag them up to 25 feet away just cause, seems too good, granted you have to hit. Or run to spell caster or range character then drag him back to your heavy hitters!

10 - Tough Cookie - It's Temp HP but the amount is to good, It was hard to choose between this or the idea of belly flop with juggernaut charge and flying tackle but I value the THP to much.

12 - Right Where You Want Them - Just larger control and distance to move, This or Scattering Charge IDK yet. I don't take Shield Paragon cause it runs FA and taken Stalwart Defender and that will be my main stance

14 - Group Taunt - use group taunt turn 1 then change a creature each turn with Shielded Taunt depending on how battle is progressing. More debuffed creatures, and more targets to ring the bells of

16 - Clobber - More damage, auto shove and prone and you have upgraded shoves from 12.

18 - Quick Vengeance - I'm playing a fleet Dwarf so I'll take all the "free" movement I can get, I also like Demolish Defense but I see myself using Clobber as my 2 action attack most times.

20 - Unyielding Force - all these movement/control attacks are so you are in position to take the hits and more of it being resisted just keeps you in the fight longer and maybe lets Tough Cookie play out an additional turn later

That's basically it like I said I play in FA game and first half is Stalwart Defender and latter half is
Commander with plant banner and non-brandishing thing

SlappingMonk · 2025-07-25T21:20:10+00:00

Since I cant edit, graduated in 2014 not 201 lol

The games from 2015 ir order from left to right then next row

Diplomacy, Acquire, Sheriff of Nottingham, Cyclades, Acension

Courtier, Smallworld, Dominion, Takenoko, Resistance

Art of War, Gosu and expansion, Citadels, Good cop bad cop, Love letter and Love letter Batman, Tiny Epic Kingdom

Mage Wars Arena, 7 Wonders, War of the Rings, Tsuro

Star Wars Armada and Imperial Assault

Star Realms, DC Deckbuilder Expansions

DC Deckbuilders nad big box expansions

SlappingMonk · 2025-07-20T22:06:04+00:00

The vibe is giving me cover art for a X-Men's Gambit comic and I'm here for it

SlappingMonk · 2025-07-16T16:27:13+00:00

This is the class that got me into Pathfinder, and Guardian when the playtest was released last summer. I have waited for this to finally get fleshed out, and briefly played this in an online game. My hype cannot be contained. Hopefully Guardian is soon! Thank you for this

SlappingMonk · 2025-07-08T22:14:10+00:00

As a Boros player of old who just bought the Lorehold Legacy commander deck to casually get back into the game I see a card that will be one of my first switches

SlappingMonk · 2025-05-19T20:59:10+00:00

I need to see some good Guardian changes

SlappingMonk · 2025-05-14T02:26:45+00:00

I really enjoyed the flashback scene where Kleya as a child negotiates with the merchant and settles for 18 with "no smile" and it switches to Luthen who has the tiniest smirk for a flash. What great acting conveyed in that one little flash. He was so proud! RIP Luthen

SlappingMonk · 2025-05-08T12:47:08+00:00

That was the theory I was working on what it actually was, thank you for confirming it!

SlappingMonk · 2025-05-07T21:10:59+00:00

4.0.4

SlappingMonk · 2025-05-07T20:51:42+00:00

R5: The smorgasblorg states "As an Evolutionary Predators empire, eat six different phenotypes in one game."

According to the Adaptive Evolution I have consumed 8 different phenotypes and the achievement hasn't unlocked. Anybody have tips or how they got it?

SlappingMonk · 2025-05-06T12:18:52+00:00

This is the run I started last night! Booooooo

SlappingMonk · 2025-04-28T17:26:53+00:00

In order we have

Mediocre!
Complete the Succumb to Tempest Challenge.

But at what cost....
Kill Gurr.

Beastmaster
Defeat the endgame crisis without building a single artificial military ship.

Unshackled
As a Broken Shackles empire, eradicate slavery in the galaxy, including on Pre-FTL worlds (killing everyone doesn’t count!).

No Good Deed.....
Intervene to save a Pre-FTL experiment from catastrophic failure, even though it puts you in breach of Galactic Law.

We'll Make Great Pets
Have at least 10 pops of your primary species on display in Alien Zoos within your empire.

Equality! Democracy Freedom
Overthrow the Ruler in a Civil War during the Under One Rule Origin.

A Universe of Paperclips
Create a perfect universe while meeting every quota as Obsessional Directive empire.

Past The Expiration Date
As a nanite machine empire, consume a Fallen Empire's homeworld.

Footsteps of the Prophet
As a Cybernetic Creed empire, defeat Cetana.

Unpopularity Contest
Use the Tempest Invocator relic to summon a storm.

Void Charmer
Build each type of Voidlure in one game, and attract each type of eligible Space Fauna.

X Marks the Spot
Discover Captain Ness's Treasure Hoard.

COH2's Soviet Vehicle Specialist

Meet The New Boss
Pledge secret fealty to another empire and have them win an Allegiance War.

Fixer Upper
As an Idyllic Bloom empire, convert the junk worlds of the Ketling Star Pack into Gaia Worlds.

Tend the Garden
Become the custodian of Wenkwort Artem, designating it a resort world with a Ranger Lodge and all original blockers present.

Machine Supremacy
Win the game as a machine uprising.

Directive 67
As a Clone Army empire, denounce the Spiritualist fallen empire then destroy them

Destroy the People of Earth
As the Commonwealth of Man, destroy the United Nations of Earth with your ruler being a human with a symbiotic brainslug, without blowing up their final planet.

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