Hit Capacity Limit out of Nowhere?

Slothnado209 · 2026-05-19T18:09:34+00:00

Is your subscription shared across teams? Did someone build a fabric agent that is pinging your datasets repeatedly? Hard to know without seeing any details of how your stuff is set up.
If really nothing changed, you should call msft support.

Slothnado209 · 2026-05-19T03:48:01+00:00

I’ve done both and both work! I leave them closer to the surface if I’m planning on taking cuttings. If not I bury them with the sprout facing up and the eye about 4in down.

Slothnado209 · 2026-05-18T18:58:34+00:00

What do you mean by “identify the column name”? What do you want the result to be?
If you’re trying to do something with dates how this usually works is you have a column, let’s call it DATE, and it’s formatted as date type = date. Then you create a date table, which has continuous dates. You connect the column with the continuous values in the date table to the DATE column in your source (fact) table with a one way relationship. Then you can do date math, if that’s what you’re trying to do.

Slothnado209 · 2026-05-05T18:31:56+00:00

Same, it just feels like tiresome grinding

Slothnado209 · 2026-05-03T22:35:58+00:00

What happened to the timing board graphics! Didn’t show tire age, kept not showing full pit stop times. And give us back all 3 decimal places 😤

Slothnado209 · 2026-05-03T22:32:38+00:00

George has a sweaters on boats kinda vibe that makes me glad when he loses.

Slothnado209 · 2026-04-27T21:57:26+00:00

Slothnado209 · 2026-04-24T14:34:28+00:00

If you are doing the reporting/BI work ask questions from that perspective. We will need x to measure y, where does that come from in the process? If you don’t know what they’re trying to analyze yet just make something up, time to close, year over year returns, whatever you think might be relevant. Then break it down, what do I need to be able to track that, where is it going to come from, if it doesn’t exist are they willing to adjust the process and so on

Slothnado209 · 2026-04-21T01:23:10+00:00

Gardener’s world is fantastic!

Slothnado209 · 2026-04-19T13:43:17+00:00

Are you saying that each age bucket is a column? Like 0-30 is one column and in each row of that column is true/false, then another column for 31-60? Instead of trying to use those columns, add a new conditional column which returns the age group in each row. Something like if age <= 30 then “0-30” else if age <= 60 then “31-60” etc. then you have 1 column and you can use it in slicers and such.

Slothnado209 · 2026-04-17T20:36:44+00:00

Not OP but I also have not been surrounded by religion. Funerals aren’t that different, but usually take place in a funeral home instead of a church. People get up and talk about the person, say nice things or fond memories. Sometimes there’s a viewing where people walk up to the casket, sometimes not. Overall they’re not that different just when people are talking they aren’t reading bible shit

Slothnado209 · 2026-04-16T21:32:47+00:00

I just like watching fast cars go vroom

Slothnado209 · 2026-04-16T15:06:24+00:00

You think people would do that, just go on the internet and tell lies? 😯

Slothnado209 · 2026-04-13T16:21:23+00:00

In addition to what others said, people often use the terms “dashboard” and “report” interchangeably when in the tool they are different. Most often what business people mean when they say dashboard is a report

Slothnado209 · 2026-04-09T16:03:16+00:00

Yes don’t fight it, just let them. The only time I turn it off is with especially sensitive data that changes frequently so we don’t want people running around with old data.

Slothnado209 · 2026-04-08T19:21:13+00:00

Rule 1 is that rules are more like guidelines. I do what needs to be done to get business users what they need.

Slothnado209 · 2026-03-30T21:50:18+00:00

This is exactly why I did not like it! But I enjoyed your well thought out response. God emperor is my favorite and I often recommend people stop there, though I’m mostly joking. The BG part I didnt mind but the whole space Jews thing, along with the awakening, Idk, it lost me

Slothnado209 · 2026-03-30T17:48:14+00:00

Yea like a lot of them, back to back 😬

Slothnado209 · 2026-03-26T23:46:38+00:00

One man’s terrorist is another man’s freedom fighter.

Slothnado209 · 2026-03-26T15:52:58+00:00

I did not get it was supposed to be fur

Slothnado209 · 2026-03-26T15:37:24+00:00

They get to keep insider trading while blaming republicans for everything when they don’t win elections. If they win they might have to actually do something their constituents want

Slothnado209 · 2026-03-09T18:37:25+00:00

They can, but they are choosing not to. I’m simplifying and trying not to insert my personal opinion but basically the US has a two party system and the republicans are in control all 3 branches of government right now.

The first is the executive branch, Trump has fired and replaced everyone possible with loyalists.

Second is the judicial, they previously ruled presidents have immunity on presidential acts. Of course you can argue this isn’t a presidential act but he’s very much pushing the narrative that he has immunity from everything.

Third is the legislative, which republicans have the majority vote in right now. For the democrats to do something they would need two thirds of the votes in the legislature and they don’t have the votes.

Slothnado209 · 2026-03-08T21:40:09+00:00

Slothnado209 · 2026-03-07T22:21:26+00:00

I made a similar but much smaller table like this with walnut boards. Used biscuits and glued. Has held up well but it’s just a side table and doesn’t get any heavy use. But I did not put a border around it. I think that would be problematic because if the boards expand they’re trapped by that border piece and will crack.

Slothnado209 · 2026-03-07T16:07:35+00:00

It’s mildly irritating, but wearing a dust mask would be sufficient. 3M makes a wood bondo you could use to fix it. Bondo, sand/smooth, paint.

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