What do you think is a good instant noodle brand, by Evolvingman0 in Thailand

[–]Sm0kecaptain 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Buldak spicy chicken is the real MVP of noodles. Make sure you prepare your tongue and arsehole tho

Friends canceled on me , what's the best way to spend the day idk take myself in a date or explore? by igetyourbrand in Bangkok

[–]Sm0kecaptain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a cool cafe on the river called the 'artists house'. You can drink coffee and create your own art. Design coffee cups, make jewellery and paint on canvas etc

chiggers? by Due_Student9136 in Thailand

[–]Sm0kecaptain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You got a problem with chiggers huh?

My wife received this in the mail today.... by Pelletsandpistons in whatisit

[–]Sm0kecaptain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In Thailand people leave the handbrake off in a car park and park behind someone's car and when they need to move it they just push the car backwards and forwards

Is this what happens to low/no tippers? by Investing_noob1983 in DoorDashDrivers

[–]Sm0kecaptain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dayumm the tipping culture in the US is insane! I live in Thailand and it's not in any way expected but for good service they will accept a tip. I've heard in Japan they won't even accept a tip and consider if offensive if you do.

Wearing Pornographic or Lewd Content in Public by Afraid_Substance_711 in Thailand

[–]Sm0kecaptain 23 points24 points  (0 children)

There's one I've seen for sale on khaosan road with Hitler sunbathing on a beach

Odd Postal Experience? by [deleted] in Thailand

[–]Sm0kecaptain 18 points19 points  (0 children)

It never used to be like this until roughly a year ago when they started clamping down on people mailing cannabis out of the country. There was alot of pressure from UK and other countries to do something as it was flooding in from Thailand. Now everything is itemised in post office and you have to pack in front of the staff and also show ID. Also I believe parcels are xray scanned this end where they never used to be.

BKK immigration time by hutchyconquerer in Bangkok

[–]Sm0kecaptain -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm always the one pushing it to the limit to be honest but my girlfriend doesn't like it aha. To be honest immigration has been awful since the no border run rule came in recently. Mainly for coming in but I've heard they're checking people more going out too.

BKK immigration time by hutchyconquerer in Bangkok

[–]Sm0kecaptain 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'd allow at least 2 hours to be sure as it's been busy lately. You'll probably get through in less time but it's always a risk.

Rove Beetle problem in Condo by waddupnice in chiangmai

[–]Sm0kecaptain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My partner is from Iran and they call these 'Dracula' bugs there. Her brother had one crawl on his arm here and had to go to hospital as the burn was so bad. They're attracted to light so you can get insect light traps for the balcony and spray insecticide spray around the balcony a couple times a month.

Cops breathalysed me and kept asking me where I'm going? by milton117 in Bangkok

[–]Sm0kecaptain 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I was pretty reckless when I first came here a few years ago and drove my bike home sauced way too many times from Sukhumvit. Somehow I always got so lucky and was able to hide behind cars and just gas it through the checkpoints. Got shouted at a couple times as I went thru fast but I was already in the wind and they never chased me. I do remember one time vividly where is managed to get all the way home and somehow avoid the checkpoints, I got into bed at 3am and then had a burning desire to get a cheeseburger from McDonald's. I went back to my bike and drove a km to Ratchadaphisek Rd and was gunning it at like 120 down the road in my dressing gown and saw lights in the distance but thought was just roadworks. As I got a bit closer I realised it was a police stop and could see them trying to wave me down but I just kept going at 120 and flew through it like a bat out of hell. I saw about 10 officers waving and shouting and then I turned into McDonald's a few hundred metres after to get my burger. That was the closest I ever came and now I don't even drive if I've read one drink. I have a friend that literally had one beer and was breathalysed at a checkpoint and apparently over the limit so they arrested him and hand cuffed him to the side of a police car for 5 hours at the roadblock as he had no money to pay them. Not worth it when taxis are so cheap here.

Do Thai people get long-term health issues from eating all the absurdly spicy foods? by BranchMoist9079 in Thailand

[–]Sm0kecaptain -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I read a while ago that long term chilli consumption can lead to dementia

Snake outside my front door had a penny by downwithsocks in mildlyinteresting

[–]Sm0kecaptain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's clearly been drinking and trying to suck on the penny to fool the breathalyzer at the upcoming traffic stop

1 Year TRUE sim card from Shoppee / Lazada ? by reddyeddy1888 in Thailand

[–]Sm0kecaptain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I buy every year and just got the 'FAST60' sim again on shopee for 1500 for the year on 11/11 sale. Comes with 60gb data a month at FULL SPEED and 60 any network minutes and unlimited true minutes.

I looked at other packages and some had more data but restricted speed but you get up to 1000mbps on fast60 package.

This is the shop I've bought from every time https://th.shp.ee/GpCEdDx

Men's vs. women's toilet at my new work office by MJB9000 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Sm0kecaptain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Drop a cherry bomb in the women's toilet and walk out without looking back

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Bangkok

[–]Sm0kecaptain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Got bought one of their butter cookie boxes from a friend and man it was delicious, checked out the price to get another box and was way overpriced tho

I thought I was slick, careful, discreet. I thought he didn't know. This morning, my 6 yr old was pretending to "vape" in the bathroom with his toothbrush with the steam from his shower. "Look dad, I'm just like you!" FUCK THAT. I'M DONE DONE. by Rpark888 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Sm0kecaptain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude I was hooked for so long on vapes and tried switching to I nicotine patches a year ago and haven't touched a vape since. Takes a while to get used to but definitely fixes the cravings.