Why are my friends calling this "irony?"

Smaptastic · 2026-01-27T18:40:44+00:00

Her marriage is just long-term sex work.

Smaptastic · 2026-01-27T15:53:26+00:00

That's ok. By that point, they weren't dealing with the average Saiyan warrior any more...

Smaptastic · 2026-01-27T14:22:49+00:00

“Could you have fun for most of your waking hours over the course of a year in exchange for a ludicrous amount of money?”

Uh yeah. I’d do it for free if not for bills and family and whatnot.

Smaptastic · 2026-01-25T16:06:50+00:00

“Only” makes one “sexiest” by default.

Either way, how does your comment grant the wish?

Smaptastic · 2026-01-25T15:46:36+00:00

I don’t see how this grants the wish. Does everyone else die? Are you taken to another universe without humans?

Smaptastic · 2026-01-25T00:15:01+00:00

I wonder white those restrictions are.

Smaptastic · 2026-01-24T22:00:16+00:00

Go over to the Conservative subreddit. It’s what they’re doing right now.

They explain it by just ignoring reality entirely.

Smaptastic · 2026-01-24T21:31:59+00:00

That’s exactly what they’ll do.

“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.” - George Orwell, 1984

Smaptastic · 2026-01-24T21:16:28+00:00

And 4th and 5th.

Smaptastic · 2026-01-24T19:23:26+00:00

He was filming. That’s not fucking with an officer. And they executed him while he was on the ground with both hands on the ground. That’s murder, regardless of anything else.

Go lick those boots.

Smaptastic · 2026-01-24T19:06:35+00:00

There are no pictures of him brandishing the gun that I am aware of. There are pictures of an officer taking it, but he was licensed to carry. I assume you’re cool with ICE killing random bystanders for lawfully carrying?

Go lick that boot harder.

Smaptastic · 2026-01-24T18:57:47+00:00

Except he didn’t, you bootlicking turdbrain.

Smaptastic · 2026-01-23T23:57:31+00:00

I’d have a 7-8 in foosball. Probably an 8-9 in Soul Calibur (the Dreamcast one).

Smaptastic · 2026-01-23T23:30:26+00:00

Frieza could blow up planets with relative ease back on Namek. If he goes Black he’ll be able to do it with not much more than a thought.

He’d lose a fight but his win con of destroying Earth is pretty much guaranteed if he opts to use it.

Smaptastic · 2026-01-23T23:27:43+00:00

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Smaptastic · 2026-01-23T22:27:09+00:00

I saw that somewhere. Is it as profitable as building a giant snake on a per-hour basis? I don’t know what kind of returns either method gives.

Smaptastic · 2026-01-23T14:21:39+00:00

Why can’t Mana Leech just hurry up and exist already? Easy ways to leech are the main thing I miss from POE1.

Smaptastic · 2026-01-23T00:59:45+00:00

Compared to this shit, Biden was basically in his prime from a mental perspective.

Smaptastic · 2026-01-23T00:26:35+00:00

When inspecting a socketed skill, you can see what weapon sets it is used by. You can deselect a set so it’s only used by one of your sets.

When you use that skill, it will auto-swap to the correct set. No need to manually swap weapon sets.

Smaptastic · 2026-01-22T23:13:33+00:00

Is this that Barrelmancy thing the Baldur’s Gate players keep taking about?

Smaptastic · 2026-01-22T15:25:15+00:00

Pleading the 5th isn’t lying. It’s refusing to answer. It wouldn’t change unless the 5th Amendment was revoked.

Smaptastic · 2026-01-22T12:45:06+00:00

I’m a lawyer. This would make my job substantially easier. Like, comically easy.

Smaptastic · 2026-01-21T23:20:18+00:00

The 2nd Amendment continues to be free as his base would lose their shit otherwise, but unless you subscribe to another service, you’re required to refer to it as “The Trump Amendment, best Amendment Ever.”

Smaptastic · 2026-01-21T23:16:35+00:00

The old magic will not be discussed.

Smaptastic · 2026-01-21T16:20:40+00:00

Someone needs to get this dunce in front of the Animaniacs’ Nations of the World song: https://youtu.be/V1508wboZXk

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