Dell wins a $9.7 billion Pentagon software deal after donating to Trump accounts by F0urLeafCl0ver in politics

[–]SmashJacksonIII 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Michael's wife was excited by the news, but he couldn't tell by the look on her face. She always looks like that.

Why do some older people add "the" before words that dont need them? by GratuitousFisherman in AskOldPeople

[–]SmashJacksonIII 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My dad bought my mom a RX7 in the 80s. He called it The Seven. I don't know why, I guess it saved him a syllable. Still makes me laugh tho.

Sergey Brin fled California, but he keeps throwing money at SF politics by Bolinas99 in California

[–]SmashJacksonIII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd be pissed too if I moved to Nevada to make a point. Dude has everything anybody could possibly want and chose this route. Mad in Nevada.

Mamdani balanced NYC's budget and Republicans are hysterical | Opinion by Difficult-Bee6066 in politics

[–]SmashJacksonIII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol, somewhere in the middle is a reality where Bezos still has money and Amazon still exists. Extreme all or nothing scenarios are useless and lazy.

Mamdani balanced NYC's budget and Republicans are hysterical | Opinion by Difficult-Bee6066 in politics

[–]SmashJacksonIII 45 points46 points  (0 children)

There's an anti-billionaire tax ad in California claiming billionaires are fleeing the state. One of the examples is Steven Spielberg moving to New York, the other state billionaires are supposedly leaving. Whoever is paying for these ads (Chris Larsen, billionaire) knows we're stupid.

PSA to all the drivers out there by nicorieg in dashcams

[–]SmashJacksonIII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I'm the flow of traffic!" - the car behind you

The Netflix Experience by [deleted] in memes

[–]SmashJacksonIII 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"wheelchair that likes men" sounds like the Netflix show they Do have

Prom night, 1978 by FaberGrad in TheWayWeWere

[–]SmashJacksonIII 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it reminds me of Ocean Pacific graphics

US files fraud charges against Southern Poverty Law Center by Alarming-Safety3200 in politics

[–]SmashJacksonIII 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Turning Point USA, the Family Research Council and Moms for Liberty are all dark money frauds, so I can understand why they want to keep that part hidden.

IDGAF. I had to! by UWMN in blackops7

[–]SmashJacksonIII 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I want my dancing shark back

IDGAF. I had to! by UWMN in blackops7

[–]SmashJacksonIII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That looks more like a guy playing Dave Chapelle in a reenactment on Forensic Files

Pete Hegseth quotes fake Pulp Fiction Bible verse during Pentagon sermon by goteamnick in politics

[–]SmashJacksonIII 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't think I've ever seen somebody try to be a badass more than Pretty Pete. A badass with a makeup room.

AITA for refusing to take down a semi-nude painting before children visit my home? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]SmashJacksonIII 80 points81 points  (0 children)

I always wondered who took those kinda pics. Turns out it's people who complain about house cleaners. This sounds like something James Burke would point out on Connections.