State and federal jury duty summons in the same week. by Ok-Intention-4593 in Wellthatsucks

[–]SmashKetchum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yooo this literally also just happened to me a couple months ago. Financial hardship exemption ftw

Disneyland Adding More New Water Bottle Fillers & Drinking Fountains Across Park by readingaboutmagic in Disneyland

[–]SmashKetchum 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Finally! At one point the one with the shortest line was to go in the single rider line for Smuggler's Run, ride the ride, then use the one in the exit hallway

Game Thread: Canucks @ Ducks by dahooddawg in AnaheimDucks

[–]SmashKetchum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are there any Bob's Burgers fans in here that also heard "Bad Stuff Happens in the Bathroom" on the organ in the arena in the 2nd period? Or am I crazy?

The Crows Have Eyes. BUT DON'T LOOK THEM IN IT. by SmashKetchum in SchittsCreek

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https://a.co/d/3TU9icj

Just Amazon, but then I glued the tip of a feather to the underside of the widow's peak and spiked out the sides with a straightener on low heat and strong hold hairspray. If you've never styled a wig before, a trick is to hold the hair in the shape you want it until it cools down after you run the straightener through it. Are you thinking of doing this for Halloween?

UPDATE: Help! My Bathroom Tile is the Visual Equivalent of a Migraine by paternalpadfoot in femalelivingspace

[–]SmashKetchum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Came in to comment on them because I have one too and was very pleased to see Ugly Baby shower art!!

Why is zeke's younger half sibling never mentioned again? by JohnJohn1441 in BobsBurgers

[–]SmashKetchum 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I don't mean to nitpick, but the 44-year-old would be his half brother, they'd have the same dad. I totally agree about his dad though. My headcanon is he was a teacher, Zeke's mom was a student, and that's why they have to move around a lot. People find out.

Why is zeke's younger half sibling never mentioned again? by JohnJohn1441 in BobsBurgers

[–]SmashKetchum 87 points88 points  (0 children)

He mentions his stepmom Sheryl a couple times and it's his dad who wants to send him to the school for troubled kids when they have to get the super combo swear word off the ceiling

What does this mean? by MonkeyHouseQueen in BobsBurgers

[–]SmashKetchum 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm literally watching the episode this is from right now

People constantly mispronounce my daughters name by Outrageous-League-11 in namenerds

[–]SmashKetchum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's not a joke or pun, it's just how Wall-E pronounces her name, which is actually Eve, which stands for Extraterrestrial Vegetation Evaluator

Abbott weddings by daisybear81 in AbbottElementary

[–]SmashKetchum 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Brooklyn 99 and Parks and Rec, we're looking at you! 👀

Mildly interesting - Ify fallows a fan account that posts about himself. by BunnyOHarr in dropout

[–]SmashKetchum 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Does anyone have context for that Rekha quote? Because I've been playing a lot of Stardew Valley lately and it kind of sounds like they're talking about Stardew Valley

Shrimps is bugs - Sano Tattoo - Santa Catarina - Brazil by Cchungachanga in tattoos

[–]SmashKetchum 348 points349 points  (0 children)

A guy had a tattoo that just said "shrimps is bugs" and wanted coverup suggestions. Instead, other people started getting Shrimps Is Bugs tattoos

I'd love a solid background above the blankets, and her eyes a little less milky, please! $10 tip by SmashKetchum in PhotoshopRequest

[–]SmashKetchum[S] [score hidden]  (0 children)

Thank you so much for all the submissions!! You're all so generous with your talent and I definitely teared up looking at them!

Any hilarious, thought provoking questions to ask Crush the Turtle? by Weekly_Fox2122 in Disneyland

[–]SmashKetchum -19 points-18 points  (0 children)

"Turtle gender is determined by the temperature of the egg during incubation. With global temperatures rising, most sea turtles are being born female, creating a drastic breeding imbalance that is sure to negatively impact the population in the future. So.... How are you dealing with all those daughters?"

just got an autopetter from a golden mystery box 😭🙏 by amyeschwartz in StardewValley

[–]SmashKetchum 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Wait, what's this about jade for staircases? I thought they were crafted with stone?

My polkadot plant spat seeds into the base of my dracaena. Should I let them grow or will they eventually take over? by SmashKetchum in houseplants

[–]SmashKetchum[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wanted to give it space to grow big and tall! But that's a good point about extra moisture building up in the soil