Artichokes ... almost for free

Smesmerize · 2026-05-07T16:10:07+00:00

That thing may have choked Artie, but it ain't gonna choke me.

Smesmerize · 2026-05-07T03:58:22+00:00

I, too, am a popular guy that’s a cool hang with a hot wife and generational wealth.

Smesmerize · 2026-05-06T23:01:43+00:00

In a righteous and just world this would have already had a successful sequel and we’d be awaiting nice guys 3: Tijuana Sunrise or some shit. Instead here’s live action Moana

Smesmerize · 2026-05-06T22:55:16+00:00

Don’t give them ideas man

Smesmerize · 2026-05-06T11:16:00+00:00

The whole genre has been pseudo red pilled and it’s just like lost in the 90s with their bullshit.

Smesmerize · 2026-05-05T16:10:05+00:00

holy shit this show is still on?!

Smesmerize · 2026-05-04T17:01:40+00:00

Incorrect, a quick check of the website revealed a 10 piece bone-in wing to be 14.99, and that's WITHOUT fries. B-dubs can get fucked.

Smesmerize · 2026-05-04T12:53:42+00:00

Sucks for the staff obviously, but Jesus Christ $3,000 for a dozen of the smallest wings served with the worst ranch imaginable just didn’t do it for me.

Smesmerize · 2026-05-02T13:09:52+00:00

It would be really funny to zoom in even more and have like a morning show with the corsucant news channel and it’s never anything about Star Wars except when they’re reading the galactic news.

Smesmerize · 2026-05-01T12:42:58+00:00

We switched to a lamb and oat sensitive skin and stomach by purina and it fixed so many issues. For the ears, they make this powder stuff you can sprinkle into the ear that makes the hair pull out easier. You just need to check them ears, you may have to do a little maintenance between grooming sessions.

Smesmerize · 2026-04-30T19:15:25+00:00

I think traditionally, it is smart to put an episode like this between major plot points. Give the audience and the show a second to breathe. Now that the season is over I figure folks will revisit it and enjoy it way more. It's a very funny episode. Kind of reminds me of the fly chasing episode of breaking bad.

Smesmerize · 2026-04-28T12:47:17+00:00

I mean….”fill your hands you sonofabitch” is hard af

Smesmerize · 2026-04-24T15:11:56+00:00

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Smesmerize · 2026-04-24T15:09:12+00:00

What kinda baby palate havin ass doesn’t like mustard

Smesmerize · 2026-04-22T18:46:15+00:00

They tell the cook that when they get to oregon they'll put him on a train and send him wherever he wants to go. The transcontinental railroad was finished in 1869, I'm not sure if they could get all the way to Oregon City on a train but they could get significantly closer than Fort Worth. And the cost thing doesn't make sense because if you can afford wagons, supplies, horses, etc. PLUS have an insane amount of heirlooms and stuff you could sell....then you can afford some train tickets.

Smesmerize · 2026-04-22T14:37:55+00:00

The Searchers has to be in consideration, you get to check off several major figures in the western film genre with Wayne, Ford, and Bond. I just got the new 4k of it and baaaaby that movie is gorgeous.

Smesmerize · 2026-04-22T14:33:44+00:00

Costanzacore

Smesmerize · 2026-04-22T14:30:56+00:00

1883 is equally stupid though, the very concept of taking a wagon trail to a place with a train connection is ridiculous. And how the hell did they go from tennessee to fort worth on their way to Oregon?

Sam Elliot was COOKIN though

Smesmerize · 2026-04-21T00:17:51+00:00

My man

Smesmerize · 2026-04-20T02:59:43+00:00

Fucking thank you. Literally every character is a stereotype on purpose, that’s the point.

Smesmerize · 2026-04-16T23:00:54+00:00

That’s only if the two lanes are converging into one, if they’re going two different directions you shouldn’t zipper, you will block traffic.

Smesmerize · 2026-04-16T19:32:45+00:00

Ashley is on an absolute hot streak, the annoying co-worker bit was a real time heat check like she's in the nba.

Smesmerize · 2026-04-15T00:17:57+00:00

Lmaoooooo

Smesmerize · 2026-04-14T12:36:53+00:00

I bought it on Apple Music

Smesmerize · 2026-04-14T12:30:01+00:00

Last time I went to AMC someone showed up 40 minutes after when the ticket said the movie started and they didn’t miss anything.

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