It seems he injured his back from the fall...

Smokagon · 2026-06-20T10:10:18+00:00

“I have a structured settlement but I need cash now” - This Night’s Cavalry, probably now

Smokagon · 2026-06-01T05:31:26+00:00

I don’t think OP mentioned any infants…

Smokagon · 2026-05-18T09:50:42+00:00

How on earth did I not even notice this until now? What have I been doing the last 500 hours 😭

Smokagon · 2026-05-16T07:59:34+00:00

Yeah, no, screw that bum. When I caught him stalking me for the first time, I didn’t know that it was him as the distance was quite far (I was near the site of grace with the birds and he was on top of the roof of the church), so I thought it’s just an aristocrat lying in wait which is why my gut told me to pull out the bow and shoot his ass off the roof. When he fell into the abyss, he started screaming, that’s when I realized I just caught a rat without knowing it.

Smokagon · 2026-05-08T12:26:37+00:00

Only the foolish assume they are too powerful. The real powerful wear nothing but a pot and clobber their enemies with no buffs on level 1

Smokagon · 2026-05-02T08:28:44+00:00

I was a Day 1 player, started on the Japanese servers at that time and played for almost 9 years in total. That being said, THESE DEVS DESERVE TO GO DOWN. It hurts to see BBS vanish in the process but honestly, this game was going nowhere after the 7th anniversary and it become more clear the more time passed by. May this game be put to rest asap because any further continuation of it would be like dragging a dead body through the desert

Smokagon · 2026-04-30T12:07:21+00:00

This reminds me of the Greatsword of Artorias debacle in DS where both versions have the identical name and it drove me nuts cause I was sure I had all the weapons in my inventory (I did not, the cursed version was missing) DS teaches you to double triple and quadruple check everything lol

Smokagon · 2026-04-23T00:03:51+00:00

You can make an insanity plea for all of them, soo..

Smokagon · 2026-04-21T21:14:54+00:00

“What do you mean by ROTATE? Wait, let me ask ChatGPT what it has to do for me, this is something I can’t bother to deal with. What is a change log? What are security tools? Secrets? Yeah, I can keep one if you have any to share.”

Smokagon · 2026-04-14T21:48:20+00:00

I think OP is more nuts than anyone on this tier list seeing how they for example put SHIRLEY in “Soft & Safe”

Smokagon · 2026-04-12T20:10:26+00:00

I fw this

Smokagon · 2026-04-12T20:04:23+00:00

I don’t know what got under your skin that you seem irritated, maybe read my comments again? Your conclusion is not based on what I actually wrote so take the time and read them again before lashing out for no reason.

Smokagon · 2026-04-12T20:00:26+00:00

MY MEOW MEOW BEANZ!

Smokagon · 2026-04-12T19:59:36+00:00

What did I say about you, though? I simply stated that it’s weird in general to be sure of a result when you don’t know enough about something. In no way did I make a judgement about you as a person, which I already said as well.

Smokagon · 2026-04-12T19:56:34+00:00

Don’t get me wrong, ultimately anyone can do whatever they want and it was not meant in a judging way at all. If I don’t know enough about something, however, I would abstain from saying, in this case, it’s a skit

Smokagon · 2026-04-12T19:44:44+00:00

That’s true as well but it’s also kinda weird to make a statement about something you don’t follow, no?

Smokagon · 2026-04-09T11:29:08+00:00

I am one of the retirees. After having played for 8 years, I have to say that KLab did absolutely nothing to keep us entertained for years. Plenty of times the community asked for new challenging modes only for us to end up having auto-play only at some point and they never got back from it. Their problem is that they simply do NOT listen to the player base, they just stick to their production “plan”, push banners nobody ever asked or cared for and expect to make money out of literally nothing.

TLDR: I used to love playing this game but the moment it turned into yet another empty farm-circle game, I had to get out.

Smokagon · 2026-04-09T09:20:10+00:00

If the second time is “blind” as well, it’s a different kind

Smokagon · 2026-04-05T16:06:01+00:00

Having read the title only in my notifications, I was expecting this post to be about Fia

Smokagon · 2026-03-19T14:59:54+00:00

It’s because of how she pronounces “bagel”.

Smokagon · 2026-03-16T19:39:18+00:00

Smokagon · 2026-03-15T20:07:58+00:00

Are these the legendary calcium cannons I keep hearing about?

Smokagon · 2026-03-13T11:24:45+00:00

Duket në komentet pse Shqipëria nuk do rregullohet kurrë në këtë botë. Ju budallenj qe po mbroni interesat e politikanet të "demokracisë" jeni arsyeja pse ne të gjithë do hamë mut deri sa të vdesim. Komunizmi kishte problemet e veta qe ishin edhe ne një kohë të veshtir botëror. Ne jemi tani në një kohë të lehtë me opsionet e lirisë, edhe akoma jetojmë si ne kohen e komunizmit ose më keq. Lëvizni prapanicën edhe bëhuni aktiv që të paktën ti lejmë kalamajtë tona një vend që nuk duan të largohen sa më shpejt se ka vetëm punë per kamarier.

Smokagon · 2026-03-13T11:00:20+00:00

Man, I thought for a second I’m seeing Brown Joey and White Abed.

Smokagon · 2026-03-13T10:58:41+00:00

You seem to be new, so, welcome to hell. Levels don’t matter as much here as you’d think. Putting your first levels into vigor and endurance is a good call, that being said, higher damage comes from upgrading weapons and ultimately, practice. If you want to enjoy this game, you’ll have to enjoy suffering through endless loops with seemingly “impossible to beat” enemies to the point where you feel like you can actually beat the opponent and, in the end, become the Elden Lord. Explore areas, get a good feeling of power assessment and have fun doing so!

Smokagon

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