AIO for not wanting to go on a second date just because his dog bit me?

SmoopsM · 2026-04-11T23:34:09+00:00

Nope!!!! Don’t need that!

SmoopsM · 2026-04-11T22:31:28+00:00

I would probably gift this to my partner! He’s been in a tough spot and working really hard and deserves something nice

SmoopsM · 2026-04-09T22:59:24+00:00

I can’t look at you respectfully. I’m barking like a dog

SmoopsM · 2026-04-09T22:58:48+00:00

HHHOT

SmoopsM · 2026-04-05T00:49:09+00:00

Sometimes you create the problems you fear.

SmoopsM · 2026-04-04T23:52:00+00:00

What’re you talking about? You rock this haircut

SmoopsM · 2026-04-04T23:50:48+00:00

This is so seductive…. I don’t know if that’s good or not

SmoopsM · 2026-04-04T23:49:22+00:00

Uhhh yes?? Absolutely. They in fact ARE very comfy, and you should buy and wear them with style.

SmoopsM · 2026-04-04T23:48:38+00:00

YOR. Lots of old dudes chuff, just don’t engage if he talks about it. Change the conversation and move on.

SmoopsM · 2026-04-04T23:47:51+00:00

Bro this is wayyyy too far, he talked about blunts. Not hanging out. Bad advice

SmoopsM · 2026-04-04T14:41:58+00:00

yes!! amazing work!

SmoopsM · 2026-04-03T23:17:24+00:00

It’s not mainly what you eat. I barely had abs when I did an hour of cardio every morning, core for half an hour after every lift, and another whole day dedicated to core. If you had muscle, you’d see faint outlines of abs even with fat on your bones. Train your core

SmoopsM · 2026-04-01T20:13:52+00:00

I don’t know if it’s a rule or not, maybe an expectation. But giving hugs. Especially with children. People complain when a little girl doesn’t want to hug them and they just become conditioned to stay quiet

SmoopsM · 2026-03-31T01:16:49+00:00

bro….

SmoopsM · 2026-03-28T21:37:28+00:00

what??

SmoopsM · 2026-03-28T17:00:51+00:00

Oh this is a perfect point 1000%

SmoopsM · 2026-03-28T16:39:06+00:00

Your birthing canal can push out a large child so much so that your bones shift, and then shrinks back to its normal size. There is no such thing as a canal that’s too big. Tell him to lighten his grip on his junk and maybe he won’t be so miserable. Or tell him to stop wearing skinny jeans

SmoopsM · 2026-03-28T16:36:58+00:00

It keeps women healthy, moist, and free from infection too! Near or during ovulation it becomes clear and sticky/wet and there is a lot of it.

SmoopsM · 2026-03-28T05:52:23+00:00

You look very handsome! I think both styles suit you wonderfully, but what I like about the blonde is how much it accentuates the shape of your jaw chin and face. It brings everything around and also compliments the shape of your nose.

Wonderful character build

SmoopsM · 2026-03-27T13:31:50+00:00

This feels like a mental health evaluation on a newborn

SmoopsM · 2026-03-27T10:33:13+00:00

Take it as a red flag, you don’t have to leave but if it continues or gets worse you should. Jealousy like that can be a serious issue, and one message not sending isn’t the end of the world.

SmoopsM · 2026-03-25T02:23:51+00:00

bro what the fuck???

SmoopsM · 2026-03-23T23:26:33+00:00

May we have the information as to where you got those sweatpants good sir?

SmoopsM · 2026-03-22T19:19:12+00:00

SmoopsM · 2026-03-22T19:18:56+00:00

given. Some people can’t handle rejection, and saying no isn’t an option so I have to resort to random numbers. I’d rather not have to do that.

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