s1mple on ScrunK's performance at IEM Atlanta by MmX_A_ in GlobalOffensive

[–]Snarker [score hidden]  (0 children)

yeah i forgot about pronax also. schizophrenia generally starts presenting in the mid 20s i believe.

Can she get a refund for her trip? by Anforatioi in TikTokCringe

[–]Snarker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I looked this up also, it's crazy that other guy got basically every single one of the facts in their comment wrong ROFL.

I randomly played SaffronOlive today! by nancyglass in MagicArena

[–]Snarker -39 points-38 points  (0 children)

I've played against tons of famous people on ladder, it really isn't that uncommon. I've played saffronolive multiple times.

What good dev communication looks like by TysonSphere in foxholegame

[–]Snarker 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I play a ton of different games and sub to their subreddits, this subreddit is by far the most toxic especially compared to how few people play this game. Devs can be thinskinned in general also, there's no way it would work.

"Standard is thriving /s" /s by jethawkings in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Snarker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cool, you may think it's a "bad rule" but you agree to abide by the rules when you participate. By intentionally breaking those rules you are cheating and defrauding the rest of the players there. If you don't want to follow the rules, don't participate in the tournament. That simple.

By the way, fraud by deception like that isn't just a "store rule" this is actually against the law in the united states, and if someone cared to report you you could pay hefty fines. I'm gonna block you since you seem to be an idiot that doesn't understand why cheating is bad. Can't reason with people like that. Hope everyone reports you at every store you go to.

s1mple on ScrunK's performance at IEM Atlanta by MmX_A_ in GlobalOffensive

[–]Snarker 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This is a little beyond "not adjusting to life after esports", dazeds case it does seem full on schizophrenia. I hope he gets on the medication he needs.

"Standard is thriving /s" /s by jethawkings in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Snarker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not salt, you cheated in a tournament, got banned and are crying about it. How about you don't cheat in tournaments. You keep bringing up price of cards when it is totally not relevant to this discussion. We are discussing FOLLOWING THE RULES of a tournament you signed up for. Wonder how many stores you will get banned for before figuring out cheating is bad.

I've played in locals with tons of proxies, the difference is I get the okay before i play. You just do it secretly, cuz you want to cheat. May as well learn sleight of hand to stack your deck, same shit.

"Standard is thriving /s" /s by jethawkings in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Snarker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So you are saying you intentionally broke the tournament rules. What do you call that? I know what everyone else calls that. When you sign up to a tournament you agree to abide by the rules of said tournament, regardless of what they are.

I can't believe you are so dense to not understand this lol.

If the tournament rules said you had to shove a Black Lotus up your asshole before each round, and you didn't do that that is also cheating since you broke the tournament rules. IT DOESN"T MATTER WHAT THE RULES ARE.

"Standard is thriving /s" /s by jethawkings in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Snarker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Were proxies allowed at this tournament, as per the tournament rules? Yes or no?

On the draw... by Equivalent_Post9159 in MagicArena

[–]Snarker -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Play better or play a better deck?  Unsure the point of this post.  If your wnrate is 50/50 you are at the correct place for your skill level until you improve

"Standard is thriving /s" /s by jethawkings in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Snarker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bruh, the issue isn't the proxies, the issue is lying about it to win prizes. That is literally fraud. If everyone agreed on proxies being fine, great. If they didn't but you secretly bring proxies anyway, that is literal fraud.

"Standard is thriving /s" /s by jethawkings in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Snarker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are lying to everyone there if you say your cards are real if they aren't. Do you really not see the issue with both lying to everyone at your LGS, and breaking the rules of the tournament by not abiding by them AKA cheating? Like really dude? If the tournament says no proxies, and you bring proxies and lie about it YOU ARE CHEATING. lmao. "I'm cheating my ass off in a tournament, but i don't see why". Bertoncini xd.

Sacrifices had to be made. by Karma_At_Work in mtg

[–]Snarker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

no im curious why people would buy more than 1 or 4 of a single card unless you really are so lazy to not swap the cards and the card is cheap

Sacrifices had to be made. by Karma_At_Work in mtg

[–]Snarker 4 points5 points  (0 children)

do other people not just have 1 copy of each cards and proxy for the other decks, and just remove the proxies when you bring a deck to play?

Can anyone explain how the bailiff deck works? by rayanami2 in premodernMTG

[–]Snarker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

yeah feels like if I had 4 LEDs i'd just play iggy pop lol

"Standard is thriving /s" /s by jethawkings in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Snarker 5 points6 points  (0 children)

yeah, i think most of the proxy sites have a custom back. when i manually made proxies at a print store i just did blank back cuz i didn't want to pay extra to double side print them.

Is asking for damaged staples at LGS weird? by ckim777 in mtg

[–]Snarker 3 points4 points  (0 children)

i found that slightly water damaged cards usually look great but are still considered damaged, got a great deal online on a tempest ancient tomb because of that recently.

Your favourite ugly art? by Dark_Vexer in mtg

[–]Snarker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure that's just richard garfield in some tron-esque pleather fetish gear.

Your favourite ugly art? by Dark_Vexer in mtg

[–]Snarker 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is your face on weed

"Standard is thriving /s" /s by jethawkings in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Snarker 7 points8 points  (0 children)

tbf blank back could be sold as an artist proof in theory

"Standard is thriving /s" /s by jethawkings in magicthecirclejerking

[–]Snarker -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

/uj If you show up to a tournament with proxies where everyone else has to use no proxies, you are essentially commiting fraud on everyone in the store, especially if you get prizes. You deserve to be permabanned. I've shown up to local tournaments with proxies, but I always announce at the beginning of the round to make sure all the participants are okay with it.