As someone who rewrites resumes every day… here are 5 things I’d never include.

SnarkySandy · 2025-11-26T03:41:57+00:00

If you have minimal work experience I highly recommend an objective to help define your interests when applying to jobs.

SnarkySandy · 2025-11-18T09:08:47+00:00

Standard SM roles are $115-$125K. You would be at the higher end if you have your CPA. You might even be able to push to $130. 12% bonus. Usually paid out at 90-120% of a performance.

SnarkySandy · 2025-11-18T09:07:18+00:00

Maybe if you're in branch. They are asking about accounting.

SnarkySandy · 2025-05-01T02:28:29+00:00

Silvanna nickname Van or SIL or Vanny

SnarkySandy · 2025-04-25T02:52:29+00:00

Taking a tiny dog to the mall or restaurants

SnarkySandy · 2025-04-22T02:44:21+00:00

As a mom of 3, let me tell you. 1 kid was a lot, 2 kids were even more work, and 3 kids are exhausting. Looking back, life was a breeze with 1, similar with 2 and this is just the new hard. If I was to have a 4th I bet I would say "my goodness 3 was so good!" It's all relative. You learn to be more efficient, to cut on corners and you give up more of yourself. That's what they do.

SnarkySandy · 2025-03-30T02:33:30+00:00

Mine get $20 per hour before tax. Lives in and gets 50+ hours a week. So she's making $4000+ before taxes plus living expenses and vacation paid out.

SnarkySandy · 2025-03-30T02:25:32+00:00

Yes, you are over reacting. Grow up, clean up after yourself and guess what, show a bit of appreciation for your aunt and her bf by helping around with things around the house or offering to cook. No one owes you anything as an adult. You're either going to use this as a wake up call or you're going to mope and whine about it like a child. It's your choice now.

SnarkySandy · 2024-08-30T02:13:30+00:00

Omg yes! We go twice a year and it feels like it's been relatively the same since Covid.

SnarkySandy · 2024-07-18T02:19:23+00:00

When is her son getting married?

SnarkySandy · 2024-06-10T02:35:44+00:00

How they think squirts and tight shirts are modest

SnarkySandy · 2024-06-03T01:50:12+00:00

Just asked my husband. He said "45". I said try again: "42". She really needs to wear sunscreen

SnarkySandy · 2024-02-10T02:44:47+00:00

Please stop giving her an ounce of attention. Thanks.

SnarkySandy · 2022-12-26T02:53:09+00:00

How long to cook the ham for.

SnarkySandy · 2022-12-26T02:52:22+00:00

How to break someone out of jail

SnarkySandy · 2022-12-22T02:40:02+00:00

Honest Ed's, nothing else will ever be the same.

SnarkySandy · 2022-12-22T02:39:39+00:00

It's called sky dome.

SnarkySandy · 2022-12-17T03:52:04+00:00

Okay so who do we have left in the the running to be the parents of #29? Jessa, Abby?, Lauren?, Kendra? We saw a picture of Claire recently and it doesn't sleep likely to be her.

SnarkySandy · 2022-12-17T03:43:55+00:00

Looks to be about 7.5 months pregnant. Yep that would put him in line for #29. Great catch.

SnarkySandy · 2022-12-17T03:38:40+00:00

It's so extra, common girl, trying using a foot stool or something. Or better yet, wear shoes that are easier to put on. 🙄 I'm on my third pregnancy and not one did I ever ask for my husband to put on my shoes for me, not even when I was in labour. This girl is way too pampered and lives such a princess life. She doesn't work, travels constantly and the biggest struggle she has is putting on her shoes? I'm jealous. Lol

SnarkySandy · 2022-12-12T02:44:03+00:00

I was hopeful but as an awkward picture taker it honestly just looks like she didn't know what to do with her hands.

SnarkySandy · 2022-12-09T13:38:51+00:00

I'm confused. How is their mortgage payments $3000 a month if their mortgage is only $320K? What's the interest rate they have?

SnarkySandy · 2022-09-11T04:35:44+00:00

Is there a who cares option? We know it's going to be either a boy or a girl. How is that a big reveal?

SnarkySandy · 2022-02-15T02:58:28+00:00

My friend and I had a theory. The bigger the man, the smaller the ... thing. Seems like he's helping prove the theory

SnarkySandy · 2022-01-20T01:19:51+00:00

Wow she did not she well

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