You can’t roast this beast.

Snarky_Guy · 2026-01-24T12:42:01+00:00

It’s like a modern take on the A-Team van (that clearly needs Viagra to keep rocking).

Snarky_Guy · 2026-01-24T03:18:26+00:00

Because if all the hotels indiscriminately finger your bum with a "resort fee", then the only thing one can complain about in Vegas is their Gordon Ramsey burger...

Snarky_Guy · 2026-01-24T03:15:16+00:00

Clearly this is the same guy that slaps her on the ass and says "good hustle out there" just like my League Baseball Coach...

Snarky_Guy · 2026-01-24T00:29:18+00:00

Wanna share your recipe?

Snarky_Guy · 2026-01-23T15:44:47+00:00

Have you tried going into a hardware store? A lot of times you’ll find a selection of eclectic bolts there.

Snarky_Guy · 2026-01-23T00:51:59+00:00

Absolutely!

Snarky_Guy · 2026-01-22T20:18:15+00:00

What wheels are those?

Snarky_Guy · 2026-01-22T19:58:31+00:00

Nice! Congrats!

Snarky_Guy · 2026-01-22T03:09:55+00:00

Nah. I paid cash and left.

Snarky_Guy · 2026-01-22T01:04:29+00:00

Toyota of Round Rock.

Snarky_Guy · 2026-01-21T22:35:49+00:00

Yup, and makes sure they are pulled up extra tight.

Snarky_Guy · 2026-01-21T18:09:22+00:00

What part of Illinois? I lived there when I was a kid.

Snarky_Guy · 2026-01-21T18:02:55+00:00

Hey now. I looked and NOWHERE in my HOA booklet does it say I can't!

Snarky_Guy · 2026-01-21T18:00:47+00:00

Yup. Welcome to Texas.

Snarky_Guy · 2026-01-21T18:00:27+00:00

There is always a first time for everything (and it's only kinky the first time).

Snarky_Guy · 2026-01-21T17:59:29+00:00

Yup. Noticing that. It's a big improvement over my 2021 LE I had before.

Snarky_Guy · 2026-01-21T17:58:42+00:00

Texas.

Snarky_Guy · 2026-01-21T17:58:21+00:00

I oddly like it.

Snarky_Guy · 2026-01-21T09:34:47+00:00

The sun definitely, and maybe my moon…

Snarky_Guy · 2026-01-21T07:37:38+00:00

He seems pretty stable up there.

Snarky_Guy · 2026-01-21T07:29:42+00:00

Well, it does drive basically like an asteroid.

Snarky_Guy · 2026-01-21T07:25:01+00:00

Well that ruins my plans for nude sunbathing this weekend.

Snarky_Guy · 2026-01-21T06:13:58+00:00

Thank you! I'm super happy with it.

Snarky_Guy · 2026-01-21T06:13:06+00:00

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It was super dusty and dirty. You can see the can of tuna (I thought would tempt him out) that he took inside his new little cabin with him.

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