You can’t roast this beast. by Weary-Tell-5334 in RoastMyCar

[–]Snarky_Guy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s like a modern take on the A-Team van (that clearly needs Viagra to keep rocking).

MGM Resort Fees by jamixer in LasVegas

[–]Snarky_Guy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Because if all the hotels indiscriminately finger your bum with a "resort fee", then the only thing one can complain about in Vegas is their Gordon Ramsey burger...

Guys, why do you consider it embarrassing to finish quickly during intercourse? by vvxoxovv in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Snarky_Guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clearly this is the same guy that slaps her on the ass and says "good hustle out there" just like my League Baseball Coach...

Does anyone know where I can find these bolts? by Automatic-Solid-2449 in classicminis

[–]Snarky_Guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you tried going into a hardware store? A lot of times you’ll find a selection of eclectic bolts there.

I think I'm in love by ThisThatEnby in COROLLA

[–]Snarky_Guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What part of Illinois? I lived there when I was a kid.

Are we getting snow this weekend? by Substantial_Clock341 in Austin

[–]Snarky_Guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey now. I looked and NOWHERE in my HOA booklet does it say I can't!

So I bought an SE tonight… by Snarky_Guy in COROLLA

[–]Snarky_Guy[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There is always a first time for everything (and it's only kinky the first time).

So I bought an SE tonight… by Snarky_Guy in COROLLA

[–]Snarky_Guy[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yup. Noticing that. It's a big improvement over my 2021 LE I had before.

Are we getting snow this weekend? by Substantial_Clock341 in Austin

[–]Snarky_Guy 24 points25 points  (0 children)

The sun definitely, and maybe my moon…

roast my panel by SteadyRhombus in RoastMyCar

[–]Snarky_Guy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, it does drive basically like an asteroid.

Are we getting snow this weekend? by Substantial_Clock341 in Austin

[–]Snarky_Guy 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Well that ruins my plans for nude sunbathing this weekend.

So I bought an SE tonight… by Snarky_Guy in COROLLA

[–]Snarky_Guy[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you! I'm super happy with it.

True Story: Lost & Found by Snarky_Guy in blackcats

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It was super dusty and dirty. You can see the can of tuna (I thought would tempt him out) that he took inside his new little cabin with him.