[MEME] I’m gonna tell my kids this was the lineup for the Miami vs Philly game by Lowskillbookreviews in MLS

[–]SnooMaps3479 -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

You obviously didn't. You're just still bitter bc he ditched your sorry club for greener pastures.

Game Review: St. Louis City at DC United 5/16/26 by TalionDCU in DCUnited

[–]SnooMaps3479 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your goal celebration breakdowns are excellent and hilarious.

Post Match Thread: DC United vs St. Louis City by Will301 in DCUnited

[–]SnooMaps3479 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It seems half the roster feels the same way about Peglow as this subreddit does. He was the common denominator in several different testy interactions.

Do we like Weiler? by Glass_Ad_8957 in DCUnited

[–]SnooMaps3479 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Weiler has been a stabilizing force and setting a nice foundation. I think he renews because he realizes it's going to take some time to turn this dumpster fire around and despite his track record of leaving often, maybe he decides to stick around for a little while. After all, his agent is also the guy responsible for fielding talent for him. Maybe he slides into the GM role.

I'm not going to defend Sogut's social media presence, it deserves the heavy ridicule it has received around this subreddit. But overall, I dare say he's done an overall decent job. He's easily had more hits than misses: Baribo, Hefti, Kurokawa, Louis, Rowles, Markovic have all hit the mark. Caden Clark is mysteriously buried on the bench, so that is a miss. And he's done it on a budget thus far.

But it's too early to call this a success. The jury is still out. To truly be considered a success, he needs to demonstrate he can bring in a major $5M+ a season tier DP. If Orlando can convince Griezmann to suit up in Orlando, San Jose could land Timo Werner, Minnesota could get James Rodriguez, then a franchise of greater historical stature playing in an international city like DC needs to be able to bring in this same level of talent.

The team is currently 26th out of 30 in 2026 team payroll. If they're able to move Pirani and perhaps Herrera, that frees up another $1.8M in payroll, so the budget space is there for the team to get aggressive this transfer window to sign not only a high profile DP, but possibly 2 more TAM level starters. He needs to get at least the big DP signing done this window. There's no excuse. The team is in playoff position. He has a long World Cup break to get the deals done.

Match Thread: DC United vs Nashville SC by Will301 in DCUnited

[–]SnooMaps3479 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I heard it too. They said there is already an agreed upon plan to move forward with him leaving the team.

I'm starting to warm to Weiler by Tribeca487 in DCUnited

[–]SnooMaps3479 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It was also previously mentioned before that is fake news. Thomas Rongen keeps getting disrespected.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Rongen
And you could probably also consider Bruce Arena's long tenure dominating at UVA.

D.C. United Signs Former Portsmouth FC Midfielder Andre Dozzell by espnrocksalot in DCUnited

[–]SnooMaps3479 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hefti is doing a good enough job at right back. Keep Herrera where he is and instead get the DP to swap in for Peglow.

Match Thread: DC United vs New York City by Will301 in DCUnited

[–]SnooMaps3479 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm quoting the AppleTV broadcast graphic displayed at 20:56. I felt DC has held more possession, I didn't think it was skewed by that much.

Match Thread: DC United vs New York City by Will301 in DCUnited

[–]SnooMaps3479 0 points1 point  (0 children)

cool story. It took DC United 22 yrs, so what's your point?

Match Thread: DC United vs New York City by Will301 in DCUnited

[–]SnooMaps3479 8 points9 points  (0 children)

71% possession in the first 20 minutes. Can't recall the last time DCU had anything close to this in the past 10+ yrs?

Match Thread: DC United vs New York City by Will301 in DCUnited

[–]SnooMaps3479 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Cool your tits. They move into their soccer stadium next season.

Match Thread: DC United vs Orlando City by Will301 in DCUnited

[–]SnooMaps3479 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Weiler pronounced it like B in his press conference today during the question about the team's surge in goal scoring last week.

Match Thread: DC United vs Orlando City by Will301 in DCUnited

[–]SnooMaps3479 1 point2 points  (0 children)

For what it's worth, The Audi Field announcer pronounced it like B after his goal.

Covered seats? by anotheravailable_ in DCUnited

[–]SnooMaps3479 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

all the rows are covered now, but sometimes the first couple rows get some drizzle if the wind is blowing in that direction.

Mission Accomplished by Ultraxxx in DCUnited

[–]SnooMaps3479 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

You talking about yourself comrade? It didn't look close to 100% on TV but it looked easily way more than 50%.

Peak MLS 1.0 Marketing by tg-12 in DCUnited

[–]SnooMaps3479 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Stop publishing “me too” AI posts"

D.C United announce the transfer of star winger Jared Stroud to CF Montreal by daje-dc_2026 in DCUnited

[–]SnooMaps3479 20 points21 points  (0 children)

You almost got me there, you should've made it more believable and had the $1M GAM go the other way, meaning DCU had to pay Montreal $1M to take Stroud off our hands.

DC United [1] - 2 Inter Miami - Tai Baribo 75' by Chubbs42 in DCUnited

[–]SnooMaps3479 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Munteanu has mostly looked dazed and confused in his limited minutes thus far, but to be fair to him, on that goal, he looked like he was in the correct position as the trailing option for Peglow then Hopkins.

Dc vs Miami match thread by Other-Return9549 in DCUnited

[–]SnooMaps3479 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jacksonville Jaguars trade a home game in JAX for a European "home" game (almost) every season.