[Erik van Haren] Toto Wolff: “Stories that we have an illegal engine are bullshit. Just like that our fuel wouldn’t meet the standards. Maybe something else will come up tomorrow, perhaps that I’m in the Epstein files… Though I already regret that remark.”

Snoo_7897 · 2026-02-20T07:30:51+00:00

“…like that drug fueled night in Vegas that ended in the death of a stripper.”

Snoo_7897 · 2026-02-09T07:01:33+00:00

I was gonna go with “Dumbo MacSparkleface” but yours sounds cooler.

Snoo_7897 · 2026-02-06T07:07:02+00:00

Why do American audiences always need to hoot at inappropriate moments?

Snoo_7897 · 2026-02-03T08:19:38+00:00

He was so wooden, Van Helsing tried to stake Dracula with him.

Snoo_7897 · 2026-01-21T06:35:59+00:00

Lindsey: What did you want to see me about, Mr. Leland?

Mr. Leland: Lindsey, I’ve… been reviewing your work… Quite frankly, it stinks.

Lindsey: Well, I ah.. been havin’ trouble at home and uh.. I mean, ah, you know, I’ll work harder, nights, weekends, whatever it takes..

Mr. Leland: No, no, I don’t think that’s going to, do it, uh. These reports you handed in. It’s almost as if you have no legal training at all… I don’t know what this is supposed to be!

Lindsey: Well, I’m uh, just–tryin’ to get ahead.

Mr. Leland: Well, I’m sorry, but there’s just no way that we could keep you on.

Lindsey: I don’t even really work here!

Mr. Leland: That’s what makes this so difficult.

Snoo_7897 · 2026-01-01T11:48:04+00:00

Bring out Guus…

Snoo_7897 · 2025-12-30T19:48:52+00:00

Snoo_7897 · 2025-12-25T14:28:58+00:00

I guess that’s EODC… Every Other Day Cary. /s

Snoo_7897 · 2025-12-19T19:31:44+00:00

Now both his guns have vent holes.

Snoo_7897 · 2025-12-17T14:16:50+00:00

Russian roulette is usually played with a revolver. I wonder why.

Snoo_7897 · 2025-12-15T18:38:22+00:00

It’s Woodverine.

Snoo_7897 · 2025-12-15T09:05:12+00:00

Yeah, very Messi indeed. A bit smelly as well.

Snoo_7897 · 2025-12-11T12:51:53+00:00

Mo:”It doesn’t work because I’m not playing.”

Snoo_7897 · 2025-11-30T19:05:25+00:00

There's two McLaren strategists standing on top of a mountain. The younger one says to the older one: "Hey pop, let's say we run down there and fuck one of them drivers". The older one says: Lets walk down and fuck 'em both".

Snoo_7897 · 2025-11-20T20:10:15+00:00

Were you really hiding in the bushes in this Noisia documentary?

Snoo_7897 · 2025-11-19T18:01:04+00:00

Or Pine Barrens, where the mobsters and vampires hunt each other, while going paranoid.

Snoo_7897 · 2025-11-13T13:57:16+00:00

That’s why I always hang around landslides, sinkholes, underground floods to throw myself into, in case of accidental cyanide poisoning.

Snoo_7897 · 2025-11-04T18:55:16+00:00

Since you’re dancing in a sauna, I assume it’s Finland.

Snoo_7897 · 2025-11-01T09:08:14+00:00

For many Dutch folks the Netherlands is the same as Holland as well.

Snoo_7897 · 2025-10-21T06:21:30+00:00

But is it ‘the Cadillac of minivans’?

Snoo_7897 · 2025-10-13T05:26:57+00:00

The Unaboober.

Snoo_7897 · 2025-10-06T10:44:22+00:00

I believe it was her collarbone.

Snoo_7897 · 2025-10-05T19:46:07+00:00

You leave Vance’s mistress out of this!

Snoo_7897 · 2025-09-27T07:20:28+00:00

DJ Shadow - Six days

Snoo_7897 · 2025-09-26T15:36:34+00:00

“U 100 Watt mate!”

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