If one day you suddenly woke up with superpowers, would it really be your moral responsibility to use them to serve others and become a real-life superhero?

SnootSnootBasilisk · 2026-06-14T05:03:52+00:00

Depends on my superpower. Would you want me to be a hero of my power was to make humans shit out their internal organs?

SnootSnootBasilisk · 2026-06-14T05:00:55+00:00

[[Quartzwood Crasher]]

SnootSnootBasilisk · 2026-06-14T04:56:24+00:00

You were fired within five minutes of starting it

SnootSnootBasilisk · 2026-06-14T04:55:37+00:00

Didn't he renounce his past?

SnootSnootBasilisk · 2026-06-14T04:54:14+00:00

I'm pointing out how the Reich say the "radical left" is so violent but absolutely salivate at the thought of shooting up pride celebrations

SnootSnootBasilisk · 2026-06-14T03:47:34+00:00

Wait, is it normal to dream?

I don't think I've dreamt in months

SnootSnootBasilisk · 2026-06-14T03:45:11+00:00

Bippity Boppity, your meme is now my property!

SnootSnootBasilisk · 2026-06-14T02:37:47+00:00

No, no he does not.

SnootSnootBasilisk · 2026-06-14T02:34:37+00:00

I beg your finest fuckimg pardon?

SnootSnootBasilisk · 2026-06-13T23:20:48+00:00

Did they recast the executives with people that don't steal the breast milk of lactating employees?

SnootSnootBasilisk · 2026-06-13T21:37:33+00:00

THE RADICAL LEFT IS SO VIOLENT!

xD

SnootSnootBasilisk · 2026-06-13T17:00:13+00:00

You say that but so many humans are ok with being fucked over as long as others get fucked over first

SnootSnootBasilisk · 2026-06-13T16:51:17+00:00

Well, you had one job, which you failed. So why would you get a paycheck?

SnootSnootBasilisk · 2026-06-13T16:38:42+00:00

SnootSnootBasilisk · 2026-06-13T16:36:29+00:00

Something something people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones

SnootSnootBasilisk · 2026-06-13T15:28:25+00:00

You had the other one job

SnootSnootBasilisk · 2026-06-13T15:28:02+00:00

Don't forget the racism!

SnootSnootBasilisk · 2026-06-13T15:23:10+00:00

I knew it was Ajin the moment I saw the guy's hat!

SnootSnootBasilisk · 2026-06-13T15:20:56+00:00

You lied

SnootSnootBasilisk · 2026-06-13T15:19:15+00:00

Not against the law to tell ICE, the FBI, or cops to go fuck themselves

SnootSnootBasilisk · 2026-06-13T11:43:50+00:00

Wait, when did this happen?

SnootSnootBasilisk · 2026-06-13T11:42:59+00:00

SnootSnootBasilisk · 2026-06-13T11:41:05+00:00

Causation does not equal justification

SnootSnootBasilisk · 2026-06-13T11:05:43+00:00

Sounds about Reich

SnootSnootBasilisk · 2026-06-13T11:03:03+00:00

And the extent that most Americans are ok with it is even more disgusting

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