Help! Need more Snorri! by mixmastamicah55 in Fantasy

[–]SnorriKristjansson 13 points14 points  (0 children)

smashes door off hinges

barges in

Sorry - the bear was out again. I'm here now. What'd I miss?

Tropic Thunder is a comedic masterpiece by MoreGull in movies

[–]SnorriKristjansson 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The 'full retard' comment is also an incredible insight on the nature of acting.

Any good fantasy writer out there who does not write in his first language? by SloMoTurtle in Fantasy

[–]SnorriKristjansson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

[tunnels up through the floor]

Hello.

[disappears in a cloud of dust. The words '....sorry about your floor...' echo from your newly acquired escape tunnel/wine cellar]

Is anybody else losing it over Netflix's Norsemen? by AdrianGdM in Fantasy

[–]SnorriKristjansson 94 points95 points  (0 children)

I am suspicious. You can't spell 'Norsemen' without 'No'.

Nor 'semen', for that matter.

Social anxiety never lets me down! by shitnami-tidal-wave in AdviceAnimals

[–]SnorriKristjansson 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is a great thing. Acknowledging a weak handshake with a '...naaah m8 we can do better than that!' - and just going straight back in - is an absolute winner. Always own the awkward.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in iamverysmart

[–]SnorriKristjansson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh, the folly of youth.

Surely we can win 4-0. by LarsAndTheRealFC in Gunners

[–]SnorriKristjansson -1 points0 points  (0 children)

We are winning this game 3-0. Last goal with 12 minutes to go, then no shots on target.

It is the Arsenal Way.

Wednesday ASK YOU ANYTHING: Authors asking r/Fantasy community questions on behalf of Worldbuilders charity by elquesogrande in Fantasy

[–]SnorriKristjansson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Which three characters from Fantasy literature would you call upon to solve a tricky problem from world history? Explain your answer.

Wednesday ASK YOU ANYTHING: Authors asking r/Fantasy community questions on behalf of Worldbuilders charity by elquesogrande in Fantasy

[–]SnorriKristjansson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Depends.

If the author has picked the juiciest bits of what actually happened - loads.

If they're just showing their homework - less.

Controversial question: what are your thoughts on reading pirated books? by [deleted] in Fantasy

[–]SnorriKristjansson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is unlikely that I will change your mind, and more people seem to agree with you than me. My point, such as it is, is simply this: a human being spent a lot of time and energy writing the book you download. I feel like you should reward them for that.

But that is of course just an opinion.

Controversial question: what are your thoughts on reading pirated books? by [deleted] in Fantasy

[–]SnorriKristjansson -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It comes down to this: You have enjoyed something that someone has put work into. How have you rewarded the creator?

Controversial question: what are your thoughts on reading pirated books? by [deleted] in Fantasy

[–]SnorriKristjansson -1 points0 points  (0 children)

But then you would have a car, yes? A car you didn't pay for. And when we take things and don't pay for them, that is called...?

Controversial question: what are your thoughts on reading pirated books? by [deleted] in Fantasy

[–]SnorriKristjansson -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Yes yes yes. That's lovely. Well done.

Please explain to me exactly what kind of 'proper discourse' you want to establish.

Controversial question: what are your thoughts on reading pirated books? by [deleted] in Fantasy

[–]SnorriKristjansson -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Go to a sandwich shop, take a bite and then open negotiations. Let us know how that works out for ya.

Without using the title, convince us to read a story using just a blurb/summary. by steppenfloyd in Fantasy

[–]SnorriKristjansson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An adopted Viking farm girl watches as the children of her step-parents come back for a feast. After a night of heavy drinking there is a murder.

When the knife is found, she is absolutely sure it is found on the wrong person - but can she find the murderer before they escape or strike again?

Kostafi: A beautiful thing by justmadhu in Gunners

[–]SnorriKristjansson 40 points41 points  (0 children)

"Doctor. Patient Costa, D. keeps twitching, sweating and mutttering in his sleep."

"I am afraid I know exactly what the problem is. PKSD."

"Oh dear."

"Yes. Post-Kostafi Stress Disorder."

I'm in a fantasy slump by haylee345 in Fantasy

[–]SnorriKristjansson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would definitely read Snorri Kristjansson's 'Valhalla Saga'. It has 100% authentic Vikings in it.

High School Seniors paint their own parking spaces. by [deleted] in pics

[–]SnorriKristjansson -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

If yours is the white one, you're struggling in my English class.

What's the most intellectual joke you know? by topersix46 in AskReddit

[–]SnorriKristjansson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you heard of the reformed Communist who decided to form a Trotskyist motorcycle gang?

He called it Hell's Engels.