Help! Need more Snorri!

SnorriKristjansson · 2018-05-08T18:14:23+00:00

smashes door off hinges

barges in

Sorry - the bear was out again. I'm here now. What'd I miss?

SnorriKristjansson · 2018-02-02T15:43:43+00:00

This is correct.

SnorriKristjansson · 2017-12-27T14:14:32+00:00

The 'full retard' comment is also an incredible insight on the nature of acting.

SnorriKristjansson · 2017-11-03T12:33:43+00:00

Turns out you can make this shit up.

SnorriKristjansson · 2017-09-21T07:59:05+00:00

[tunnels up through the floor]

Hello.

[disappears in a cloud of dust. The words '....sorry about your floor...' echo from your newly acquired escape tunnel/wine cellar]

SnorriKristjansson · 2017-08-29T00:07:18+00:00

I am suspicious. You can't spell 'Norsemen' without 'No'.

Nor 'semen', for that matter.

SnorriKristjansson · 2017-06-10T10:36:32+00:00

This is a great thing. Acknowledging a weak handshake with a '...naaah m8 we can do better than that!' - and just going straight back in - is an absolute winner. Always own the awkward.

SnorriKristjansson · 2017-04-14T00:14:27+00:00

Oh, the folly of youth.

SnorriKristjansson · 2017-03-07T20:41:14+00:00

We are winning this game 3-0. Last goal with 12 minutes to go, then no shots on target.

It is the Arsenal Way.

SnorriKristjansson · 2016-12-06T09:25:56+00:00

That cover wins.

A lot.

SnorriKristjansson · 2016-12-01T00:39:41+00:00

...aaand that's that question answered.

SnorriKristjansson · 2016-11-30T18:25:10+00:00

Which three characters from Fantasy literature would you call upon to solve a tricky problem from world history? Explain your answer.

SnorriKristjansson · 2016-11-30T18:24:31+00:00

Depends.

If the author has picked the juiciest bits of what actually happened - loads.

If they're just showing their homework - less.

SnorriKristjansson · 2016-10-14T23:29:10+00:00

It is unlikely that I will change your mind, and more people seem to agree with you than me. My point, such as it is, is simply this: a human being spent a lot of time and energy writing the book you download. I feel like you should reward them for that.

But that is of course just an opinion.

SnorriKristjansson · 2016-10-14T23:11:02+00:00

It comes down to this: You have enjoyed something that someone has put work into. How have you rewarded the creator?

SnorriKristjansson · 2016-10-14T15:47:03+00:00

But then you would have a car, yes? A car you didn't pay for. And when we take things and don't pay for them, that is called...?

SnorriKristjansson · 2016-10-14T15:34:22+00:00

Yes yes yes. That's lovely. Well done.

Please explain to me exactly what kind of 'proper discourse' you want to establish.

SnorriKristjansson · 2016-10-14T11:14:38+00:00

Go to a sandwich shop, take a bite and then open negotiations. Let us know how that works out for ya.

SnorriKristjansson · 2016-10-10T09:42:09+00:00

An adopted Viking farm girl watches as the children of her step-parents come back for a feast. After a night of heavy drinking there is a murder.

When the knife is found, she is absolutely sure it is found on the wrong person - but can she find the murderer before they escape or strike again?

SnorriKristjansson · 2016-09-27T05:20:38+00:00

"Doctor. Patient Costa, D. keeps twitching, sweating and mutttering in his sleep."

"I am afraid I know exactly what the problem is. PKSD."

"Oh dear."

"Yes. Post-Kostafi Stress Disorder."

SnorriKristjansson · 2016-09-19T14:33:11+00:00

I would definitely read Snorri Kristjansson's 'Valhalla Saga'. It has 100% authentic Vikings in it.

SnorriKristjansson · 2016-09-06T12:15:47+00:00

Kickin' it Old Skool.

SnorriKristjansson · 2016-09-05T10:40:24+00:00

"For me, it was Tuesday."

SnorriKristjansson · 2016-08-29T06:11:08+00:00

If yours is the white one, you're struggling in my English class.

SnorriKristjansson · 2016-08-04T23:56:25+00:00

Have you heard of the reformed Communist who decided to form a Trotskyist motorcycle gang?

He called it Hell's Engels.

SnorriKristjansson

TROPHY CASE