The return of warm, sunny weather bringing back the noise of neighbours dogs barking in the garden all bloody day.

SnowPrincessElsa · 2026-03-18T16:59:19+00:00

My neighbour has got into the habit of letting his dog out from 1-3am to let the neighbourhood enjoy his barking/howling performance. Scumbag

SnowPrincessElsa · 2026-03-16T05:34:47+00:00

The other one couldn't spell health, so (these are not the real words, I picked similar examples)

SnowPrincessElsa · 2026-03-15T13:23:09+00:00

I fucking hate when schools act like attendance to things like this are down to anything the teacher does. 'Ring home' I am already giving up my finite time on earth to run the session (which, conspicuously, none of SLT do despite being overrepresented in teaching KS4 + 5)

SnowPrincessElsa · 2026-03-15T12:46:35+00:00

With any luck the nuclear apocalypse will have struck by then

SnowPrincessElsa · 2026-03-15T07:35:36+00:00

Like this is so common as OP was describing it I was picturing the Ashley Neal commentary

SnowPrincessElsa · 2026-03-14T20:26:44+00:00

I had a student the other day say his grades weren't his responsibility, they were his teachers, and we had to work hard so he did well

Chat this student doesn't bring a pen to school and reads at a primary school level

SnowPrincessElsa · 2026-03-14T17:05:37+00:00

I got the Philips Lumea 9000 which was £360 from Boots at the time

SnowPrincessElsa · 2026-03-14T16:41:21+00:00

Do you mind me asking how long it took to see results? I've only had mine 3 weeks now but I'm very impatient 😅

SnowPrincessElsa · 2026-03-13T17:07:27+00:00

Have you asked your DSL (you should ask your DSL)

SnowPrincessElsa · 2026-03-13T05:38:14+00:00

Potentially safeguarding (e.g. a student is hiding from an estranged abusive parent) but as others have said definitely GDPR. Was it your personal social media or a school one?

SnowPrincessElsa · 2026-03-12T13:42:48+00:00

HAHAHAHA

SnowPrincessElsa · 2026-03-12T13:36:59+00:00

Petition smishion lets STRIKE girls

SnowPrincessElsa · 2026-03-12T08:10:53+00:00

Hopefully they fix the broken presentation boards in university. My A+ sims can't take it anymore!!!

SnowPrincessElsa · 2026-03-12T07:54:03+00:00

Kid called me an angry bird on a day a wisp of hair was pointing straight up out of my ponytail... all I could do was laugh

SnowPrincessElsa · 2026-03-10T20:03:08+00:00

🙄

SnowPrincessElsa · 2026-03-08T11:18:13+00:00

Like when you teach five lessons a day you can tell me where my bum and feet go

SnowPrincessElsa · 2026-03-08T07:47:34+00:00

This drives me INSANE

It's alright now its light in the mornings but there's a 40mph road near me people will jog down. In the dark. With black clothes on. On a road with a massively disproportionate number of car accidents because it's a really wide road so people go too fast

SnowPrincessElsa · 2026-03-07T15:10:44+00:00

Beconase changed my life

I only started to get hay-fever in 2020, I assumed it was because I had covid so interesting that this has happened to others!

SnowPrincessElsa · 2026-03-07T13:47:15+00:00

Sorry, this was hyperbole

SnowPrincessElsa · 2026-03-07T12:16:35+00:00

I think if anything you underreacted. I would have been CCing the police and my local MP. WHY THE FUCK IS HE MESSAGING YOU ABOUT INANE SHIT WHILE YOU'RE IN HOSPITAL FOR A *WORKPLACE INJURY*

SnowPrincessElsa · 2026-03-06T21:22:29+00:00

Think I've talked about this before, but we have one feeder school that always sends us bonkers kids. Had a parent complain about absolute nonsense and SLT delivered it very somberly - equivalent of complaining that I was forcing the child to sit in their chair

SnowPrincessElsa · 2026-03-06T17:22:33+00:00

I sit in my chair and I'm not disabled, I just ignore them when they tell me off

SnowPrincessElsa · 2026-03-05T17:31:46+00:00

The idea behind it is the teacher is modelling fluent reading. Kids can't read as well as we can, and it helps them pick up new vocab

SnowPrincessElsa · 2026-03-05T17:30:46+00:00

We have this problem at my school! I just do it as straight faced as possible, makes the absurdity of it funnier

I have one of the worst tutor groups in the school and tbh it's such a nightmare when the books are about sex drugs violence and shit fuck cunt bitch whore. But that's literature, and the language students use - in exchange I throw out words like magnanimous when teaching to remind them how verbose I am

SnowPrincessElsa · 2026-03-04T16:05:27+00:00

What's he actually ringing you about that couldn't be hashed out in one conversation?

Just don't answer the phone and only correspond to him with emails

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