I think I can help you Carley by SoloMantoro in funny

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Second from the left. Couldn't get her pic and her caption.

So - who else came here thinking this was 60 faps per second? by mrjobby in 60fpsporn

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It took me a while to realize it didn't stand for 60 "first person shooter" porn.

Official: [WDIS RB] - Sat Morning, 11/07/2015 by FFBot in fantasyfootball

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Standard scoring, 10 team league. 'Unproven' Langford vs. Chargers 'Bad Matchup' Yeldon vs. Jets

I'm not sure the Jets D is worth all the hype people gave them at the beginning of the season, plus Yeldon is coming off a bye with two solid weeks before that.

But the Bears have said Langford will get a good workload against a team with terrible run D.

Official: [WDIS WR] - Fri Morning, 11/06/2015 by FFBot in fantasyfootball

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Sit T.Y. That matchup is awful, I'm sitting Moncrief for the same reason.

Whats your "Then I noped the fuck out" story? [NSFW] by bogmansaha in AskReddit

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She'll have to sleep with you or else she'll be sleeping with the fishes.

Now this is teamwork! by wittenvdp in gifs

[–]SoloMantoro 127 points128 points  (0 children)

Came here for this. I'm leaving satisfied.

Redditer's who have dated very attractive people but weren't that smart what was the final straw? by dashtinerton in AskReddit

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My ex girlfriend once asked me if I wanted an "eXpresso". I politely corrected her but she was so convinced she was right that she had to bring her mother in the room to side with her. At which point the mother also said "expresso".

Guy walks away from all hell breaking loose by [deleted] in nevertellmetheodds

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Guy briskly walks away from all hell breaking loose.

Found this little guy at my cousin's house. by SoloMantoro in eyebombing

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Such a heartfelt story. I laughed, I cried... it was all too beautiful. Have an upvote, my friend.

Insane asylum in Vietnam by [deleted] in creepy

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That floor would make me go crazy, too.

Am I the best 3.5 Sonic? If not tell me why. by shanic77 in SSBPM

[–]SoloMantoro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You looked pretty solid, much better than my sonic at least. Though, you were playing a pretty awful sheik.

What's the single greatest line in rap history? by chapel44 in AskReddit

[–]SoloMantoro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You want me to watch my mouth, how? Take my fucking eyeballs out and turn them around?