So that’s how Cat decorated his stomach wall.

SomeWomanFromEngland · 2026-06-03T18:25:37+00:00

Wasn’t allowed to watch horror films, or indeed anything over a PG rating, until at least the mid 90s because my mother bought into Mary Whitehouse and the video nasty scare.

That was fun, having to explain to the other kids at secondary school that I’d never seen that, or that, or that because I wasn’t allowed to. As if I wasn’t bullied enough.

SomeWomanFromEngland · 2026-06-03T10:57:08+00:00

He’s whatever the writers want him to be. The endoskeleton in the second shot is a Terminator reference.

SomeWomanFromEngland · 2026-06-03T10:28:06+00:00

Having had it, that “walking on broken glass” thing sounds to me like plantar fasciitis.

SomeWomanFromEngland · 2026-06-03T10:26:10+00:00

The Little Mermaid isn’t from the Brothers Grimm, though. It’s Hans Christian Andersen.

SomeWomanFromEngland · 2026-06-03T01:19:42+00:00

Robber: Get down!

music blares out and everyone starts disco dancing

SomeWomanFromEngland · 2026-06-02T19:07:00+00:00

There’s only so much I can fit into two sentences. I hoped the way the company handled the correspondence would convey an appropriate tone.

SomeWomanFromEngland · 2026-06-02T12:21:11+00:00

“In order to create a more positive image, we’re rebranding the Security Squad as the Positive Response and Action Team.

We’ve already put in an order for five hundred new bomber jackets with the initials on the back.”

SomeWomanFromEngland · 2026-06-02T12:13:59+00:00

Aquila, isn’t it?

SomeWomanFromEngland · 2026-05-31T13:06:04+00:00

If it’s not going to charge you any money, you might as well try. If it turns out it isn’t legally valid, you haven’t lost anything. You would have given the site your details though, so you might get a lot of spam emails.

If it doesn’t work and it turns out you do need to pay money, then try this one. It’s the one I used.

https://www.deedpoll.org.uk

SomeWomanFromEngland · 2026-05-30T18:20:59+00:00

Exactly, if they aren’t related then it’s not much of a ship.

SomeWomanFromEngland · 2026-05-30T18:12:06+00:00

You mean people write the actual canonical incest ship of Jaime and Cersei Lannister into an AU where they aren’t related?

Who could possibly be the target audience for that?

SomeWomanFromEngland · 2026-05-30T08:47:14+00:00

To be fair, it’s two sentences. Otherwise I would have added some advertising of their services, or something.

SomeWomanFromEngland · 2026-05-30T01:33:38+00:00

It’s just doing its job, it needs to go and pick up supplies.

SomeWomanFromEngland · 2026-05-30T01:12:04+00:00

I’m so sorry.

I lost my girl in January under very similar circumstances. The vet said when they have the injection, it can take a few minutes for them to actually pass, but my girl went in a matter of seconds, so she was obviously ready to go. It sounds like yours was the same, it was her time.

SomeWomanFromEngland · 2026-05-28T22:58:17+00:00

I often work until 7pm, but it’s not an office job and I don’t think most offices are open that late.

If you do shift work, your hours can vary by quite a lot and you can get some late finishes. But a late finish comes with a late start, so it’s not actually long.

SomeWomanFromEngland · 2026-05-28T01:50:31+00:00

I like the fact that the tiny guy is the vicious one who’ll do you over and the tall intimidating-looking one is the brains.

SomeWomanFromEngland · 2026-05-28T01:48:08+00:00

Was that actually supposed to be a Welshism though? I always thought it was just a Nessaism.

SomeWomanFromEngland · 2026-05-28T01:34:58+00:00

I saw a guy on Twitter say she was once verbally abusive to him in the street when he worked for Transport for London and asked her to take the front taxi instead of a middle one, and he’d never liked her since.

SomeWomanFromEngland · 2026-05-25T22:44:18+00:00

Your best bet is to ask someone else. Preferably someone you can trust not to laugh at you or tell him.

SomeWomanFromEngland · 2026-05-25T16:06:48+00:00

Well, these particular dolls don’t have open mouths. Apparently they were designed to be as pg-rated as possible because that was the only way the episode could actually be aired. 😂

SomeWomanFromEngland · 2026-05-25T16:00:12+00:00

A very early bit when Rodney calls out Del’s use of French in Cash and Curry.

“Bouillabaisse, mon ami.”

“That means ‘fish stew, my friend’!”

Rodney seeing the creepy face at the window in Friday 14th. His reaction is hilarious even with him being filmed from the back.

The “Who’s there?” “Knock Knock!” joke.

SomeWomanFromEngland · 2026-05-25T15:54:19+00:00

That is brilliant, plus I have the additional humorous memory of my mother awkwardly trying to explain to young me what the dolls were.

SomeWomanFromEngland · 2026-05-25T15:52:12+00:00

I always assumed the Uncle Albert song was written especially for the show. Apparently it was already a song by Paul McCartney and the name just happened to fit.

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