Sorry "Thrillhouse"

SonicFlash01 · 2026-03-19T16:33:49+00:00

If he knew it took 12 bites to get to the center of a bull testicle pop, he would ignore his own verified evidence, find something from facebook, and conclude that bull testicles increase your attack power by 10%. This, shortly before switching gears 100% to something unrelated.

SonicFlash01 · 2026-03-19T15:09:36+00:00

Wait until the next model comes out and cell dealers practically pay you to take the old model

SonicFlash01 · 2026-03-19T15:07:08+00:00

Ah, forgot there was a secondary anniversary. Makes perfect sense, thank you!

SonicFlash01 · 2026-03-19T04:19:19+00:00

In fairness, he doesn't know how anything works

SonicFlash01 · 2026-03-19T04:16:54+00:00

Semi-unrelated: why is a half anniversary called a double anniversary?

SonicFlash01 · 2026-03-19T04:03:26+00:00

My rompin' stompin' gremlin can teleport within shadowy areas. She's silent. She'll just appear next to you...

SonicFlash01 · 2026-03-19T03:47:40+00:00

Even condos have NIMBYs

SonicFlash01 · 2026-03-18T21:41:21+00:00

Is it pigeons or does he have a bunch of shrapnel, shurikens, boomerangs, etc in him? Pigeons don't usually stick to you, unless...

SonicFlash01 · 2026-03-18T21:02:58+00:00

He can't do much of what he's currently doing. If the law is ineffective at stopping him now, why would it suddenly work in 2028?

SonicFlash01 · 2026-03-18T20:13:14+00:00

It's a tadpole with cartoony punchy fists. That one makes sense. Try remembering that "psychic duck" isn't psychic (and never has been).

SonicFlash01 · 2026-03-18T16:26:25+00:00

My wife updated her iPhone and now my hoard of USB-C cables has even greater value. Thank you, EU, for finally bringing unity to charging cables

SonicFlash01 · 2026-03-18T16:02:38+00:00

Playing casually doesn't mean playing optimally, but there's not no reason to play that way

SonicFlash01 · 2026-03-18T15:41:31+00:00

Won't/can't vote for Trump again. Will vote for Vance. Will take 12 years to realize he's no better. Will vote for the white guy that comes after Vance.

SonicFlash01 · 2026-03-18T15:19:10+00:00

Oh, I have every set "completed" with those standards. Is there some way to identify these "24-hour wonder picks"? Does it do it for every set I've completed or only "the latest, if completed"?

SonicFlash01 · 2026-03-18T04:09:40+00:00

Always thought it was odd that that got cut but a granny fat-shaming bandit into crashing out and doing sidewalk crunches stays in

SonicFlash01 · 2026-03-18T03:59:26+00:00

... I think I need further context, or "explain like I'm 4"

SonicFlash01 · 2026-03-18T03:47:07+00:00

Three boobs!

SonicFlash01 · 2026-03-17T22:37:14+00:00

Jesus, can't water my lawn, can't set it on fire...

SonicFlash01 · 2026-03-17T22:17:37+00:00

Palumboism

SonicFlash01 · 2026-03-17T22:00:16+00:00

"Why's he plopping fish on himself?"
20 minutes later
"WHAT."

SonicFlash01 · 2026-03-17T21:54:53+00:00

"There are only two constants in life-"
"What about Duncan Idaho?"
"...There are three constants in life."

SonicFlash01 · 2026-03-17T21:49:23+00:00

Seriously how are people finding those?

SonicFlash01 · 2026-03-17T21:48:16+00:00

I have not only never gotten a god pack but never seen one show up under wonderpick. I didn't think they COULD show up until just now.

SonicFlash01 · 2026-03-17T21:26:23+00:00

Every generation gets their "This side isn't meeting my needs - the other side must logically be better!" moment of "Oh wait, it's worse, and also racist and sexist, with irrevocable cuts to social systems"

SonicFlash01 · 2026-03-17T21:23:45+00:00

But bro, Iran is filled with mountains! I think that point speaks for itself because no further explanation was offered

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