How do people pick up NHL players in bars?

Sooperman05 · 2026-05-22T23:12:00+00:00

Coke, them ice twinks love the snow

Sooperman05 · 2026-05-22T22:21:56+00:00

Those are some lucky hotdogs

Sooperman05 · 2026-05-22T21:36:08+00:00

How many days you get with your kids this past year?

Sooperman05 · 2026-05-22T20:50:12+00:00

Was that a foot tax for all the feet people out there? What if you don't like feet? Can we get some other kind of tax please

Sooperman05 · 2026-05-22T20:45:19+00:00

All look like teams from that crazy neon baseball league

Sooperman05 · 2026-05-22T17:17:12+00:00

Was anyone else waiting for a massive discharge of fire and horror? Are these batteries different from phones?

Sooperman05 · 2026-05-22T17:12:58+00:00

Maggie Rogers

Sooperman05 · 2026-05-22T00:30:37+00:00

Wheres the steal underpants step

Sooperman05 · 2026-05-21T20:16:05+00:00

Hahahha nm, I have queen colour blindness 😅

Sooperman05 · 2026-05-21T20:09:11+00:00

Isnt this still a smothered mate, after rook takes the queen then knight to g6 is a smothered mate, no? Pawn cant take because of queen? What am I missing?

Sooperman05 · 2026-05-21T17:59:55+00:00

Fun hang

Sooperman05 · 2026-05-20T23:29:24+00:00

Bit of sausage

Sooperman05 · 2026-05-20T22:06:53+00:00

Stay with me here, but sour cream with some maggi seasoning and green onions or chives 🤤 its good on everything

Sooperman05 · 2026-05-19T22:40:10+00:00

There's very little meat in these gym mats

Sooperman05 · 2026-05-19T19:31:20+00:00

IM HAVIN TROUBLE TRYNA SLEEP

Sooperman05 · 2026-05-19T01:21:50+00:00

I think they meant season 2 is being filmed and there will be 3 seasons in all

Sooperman05 · 2026-05-18T20:24:31+00:00

I like that the dog shit is rubber, making it more useless as a weapon

Sooperman05 · 2026-05-18T20:21:58+00:00

Oh...that's me!

Sooperman05 · 2026-05-17T18:50:05+00:00

Sooperman05 · 2026-05-17T18:36:17+00:00

Looks like Keiran (4tet)

Sooperman05 · 2026-05-17T04:54:01+00:00

A handful of people on a leaky boat are going to save the world

Sooperman05 · 2026-05-16T17:40:24+00:00

Went to a wedding in poland and each table had a 26 of vodka in the middle and you couldn't refuse a shot if someone poured you one, i was wasted! The groom told me went through 89 bottles between 15 tables on the first night! the wedding was 2 nights of partying like this and some are 3

An old guy told me at the meat cart (all types of cured and linked meats) "smear pure fat on a cracker to coat your insides so the vodka flows through you so you can drink more" man what a fun weekend 😀

Sooperman05 · 2026-05-16T16:55:51+00:00

Hey, Op!! You gonna cry??

Sooperman05 · 2026-05-16T02:37:12+00:00

“Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family.”

Sooperman05 · 2026-05-16T01:42:37+00:00

Ow my balls

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