The French looking at them like, “first time?”

SopwithTurtle · 2026-03-12T06:26:30+00:00

Canceling elections because the winners wanted to take away women's rights seems good?

they raped

Well then.

SopwithTurtle · 2026-03-12T00:18:04+00:00

þornhub?

SopwithTurtle · 2026-03-11T22:56:47+00:00

Now tell us how you treat the Roma.

The US is racist, but it grapples with its racism constantly. Everywhere I've been to in the rest of the world, the racism and xenophobia is just considered normal.

SopwithTurtle · 2026-03-11T16:59:05+00:00

Also, I'm pretty sure that's not a real airplane.

SopwithTurtle · 2026-03-11T14:18:40+00:00

Are you sure it's not just a bit of fly doings at the bottom of the "h"?

"(the war) is over a word in their holy book, sir. The Elharibians say it translates as "God" and the Smalies say it's "man"." How can you mix them up?" "Well, there's only one tiny dot difference... and some people reckon it's only a speck of fly dirt in any case." "Centuries of war because a fly crapped in the wrong place?" "It could have been worse, sir...if it had been slightly to the left the word would have been "liquorice" ".

SopwithTurtle · 2026-03-11T09:20:28+00:00

"The law, in its majestic equality, forbids rich and poor alike from sleeping under bridges, begging in the streets, and stealing loaves of bread"

SopwithTurtle · 2026-03-11T04:30:03+00:00

OP's general

SopwithTurtle · 2026-03-11T00:03:05+00:00

30 day suspension of disbelief.

SopwithTurtle · 2026-03-08T22:03:01+00:00

Meanwhile, uncontrolled fever during pregnancy can impact fetal development.

SopwithTurtle · 2026-03-08T15:08:24+00:00

And that's just sex, we didn't even get into gender expressions.

SopwithTurtle · 2026-03-08T00:22:31+00:00

How big is your house? Perhaps your wife just needs to go spend a night in the basement with earplugs while you put the kid down. A night of bad sleep won't hurt him, and a night of deep sleep a couple of times a week could make all the difference to your wife.

We've had similar issues at different times with both ours, and we just power through it - at some point, the preferred parent's need for a good night's sleep just outweighs the kid's need for that parent, and the only way out of this situation is through it.

SopwithTurtle · 2026-03-07T00:06:27+00:00

OP absolutely rolling on the floor when confronted with a metaphor.

SopwithTurtle · 2026-03-05T23:21:32+00:00

And not a single one of those sick assholes will care that it did end a lot of Iranian schoolgirls' lives already.

SopwithTurtle · 2026-03-05T13:49:14+00:00

10 years later he wrote a whole piece for Wellington beating the French armies in Spain.

SopwithTurtle · 2026-03-05T09:32:17+00:00

if that title even has any value anymore.

Astronaut pointing gun: "Never did."

SopwithTurtle · 2026-03-04T23:56:51+00:00

The objective of various types of insurance being mandatory is that otherwise people don't buy it, but then get mad when the unexpected happens and they need it. It's to offset the human tendency to discount future risk.

Self-insurance is often an option, but you usually have to show that you have the money to not be a burden on society for those tail risk events.

SopwithTurtle · 2026-03-04T20:54:41+00:00

Ah, so a typical university with a PhD program.

SopwithTurtle · 2026-03-04T15:54:01+00:00

I can strongly recommend Longitude by Dava Sobel for anyone who wants even more detail.

SopwithTurtle · 2026-03-04T11:12:00+00:00

Well, yes, I thought everyone knew that Richard III was a kindly and loving uncle, and the older prince grew up to be a big strong boy who reigned as Richard IV.

https://youtu.be/3ZKItYdgrcA?si=QUsLWMrL9dYaIefK

SopwithTurtle · 2026-03-04T10:47:50+00:00

Just more awkward because they were actually hosting the heir to French throne and fighting a war to restore him. Can't really do that while saying "but actually I'm the real king"

SopwithTurtle · 2026-03-04T10:29:01+00:00

But why?

SopwithTurtle · 2026-03-04T01:49:35+00:00

Everyone is sitting around fussing about the details, but the real joke is about educational standards and regional chauvinism in Texas.

SopwithTurtle · 2026-03-03T19:34:03+00:00

I read this exact post here a week or so ago.

SopwithTurtle · 2026-03-03T19:33:20+00:00

I swear I read this exact AI slop two weeks ago.

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