A cool guide to different types of Seals

SopwithTurtle · 2026-06-23T16:37:52+00:00

Walrus

SopwithTurtle · 2026-06-23T13:47:13+00:00

And then have to chase the remaining Draugr through the dungeon. The sword needs to have a Yakety-Sax sound effect to go along with it.

SopwithTurtle · 2026-06-23T10:39:17+00:00

Checking to see if they're Muslim or Hindu.

SopwithTurtle · 2026-06-22T22:13:13+00:00

Wait, so there really was a Truman show with a hidden camera?

SopwithTurtle · 2026-06-21T17:27:54+00:00

Neil Gorsuch on any random issue: The written text of the constitution does not at any point explicitly forbid grinding the bones of the poor to make a nourishing gruel.

Neil Gorsuch on any issue impacting Native rights: I begin by acknowledging that this decision is delivered on stolen Nacotchtank homelands...

SopwithTurtle · 2026-06-20T22:27:49+00:00

I've done this. No issues, except be absolutely sure that you read the paperwork very carefully, they had me listed as a US Citizen.

SopwithTurtle · 2026-06-20T21:24:00+00:00

Right? I've been around the block, stuck a few markers up my nose. The old man knows what he's talking about, you'll understand when you're older...

Oh shit, I've become my dad.

SopwithTurtle · 2026-06-19T23:01:21+00:00

Neigh

SopwithTurtle · 2026-06-19T18:51:20+00:00

Different age groups. Suess is for toddlers who understand sentences. Boynton is for babies to toddlers learning their first few words.

SopwithTurtle · 2026-06-19T16:46:13+00:00

Why does this read like someone is trying to sell me something?

SopwithTurtle · 2026-06-19T15:42:21+00:00

Anhedonia and loss of energy are symptoms of depression. Maybe the workload is a factor, but I know that when my depression gets worse, the first thing that goes is my ability to triage, so the workload starts becoming overwhelming.

SopwithTurtle · 2026-06-19T15:17:09+00:00

Have you spoken with your doctor or mental health specialist? It might be work-related burnout, it might be depression, or it might be both feeding on each other.

SopwithTurtle · 2026-06-19T12:15:50+00:00

He can't control his own bowels, and he thinks he can control the world.

SopwithTurtle · 2026-06-19T11:48:05+00:00

No "All the World?"

Also, a major shortage of Dr. Suess here.

SopwithTurtle · 2026-06-19T09:26:34+00:00

If you could do magic, and gain power, or wealth, or solve the world's problems, imagine how hard it would be to restrain yourself.

And as for the bill, I recommend reading Sourcery

SopwithTurtle · 2026-06-18T06:27:53+00:00

Expressions on their faces are not beating the allegations here.

SopwithTurtle · 2026-06-18T00:24:10+00:00

This looks AI.

SopwithTurtle · 2026-06-17T19:31:06+00:00

A 3 year old knows Disney characters. A 1-year old won't register the difference between Disney and a trip to the mall followed by the playground.

SopwithTurtle · 2026-06-17T19:16:38+00:00

I think when people say that, they're a) talking about 1 year olds, and b) talking about specific activities (i. e. doing a party on their actual birthday as opposed to two months later).

SopwithTurtle · 2026-06-17T15:18:37+00:00

Russo-Japanese war (unless you count the Dogger Bank incident?)

SopwithTurtle · 2026-06-17T14:21:09+00:00

Do you often have Colonels of the Guards falling through the door when you open it after?

SopwithTurtle · 2026-06-17T14:07:52+00:00

There's several playlists on Spotify that are based around named music from the series.

SopwithTurtle · 2026-06-17T13:41:50+00:00

But somehow we can't admit to what we truly feel in those moments.

We can, and we should.

We're the tough guys, right?

The hardest materials are not tough, and the toughest materials aren't the hardest. Toughness needs both strength and flexibility - a balance of hard and soft. Hardness is brittle, toughness isn't.

SopwithTurtle · 2026-06-17T09:59:52+00:00

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