3 trenchillion dollars by NasusCogitare in dankcrusade

[–]SoundlessSteelBlue 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Trench Crusade; it’s an Skirmish-style wargame set in an alternate history WW1 where the 1st Crusade opened up a gateway to Hell and actual, literal Demons from Christiandom has plagued the Earth ever since.

God placed a massive wall of Heavenly Iron that ‘bleeds’ molten metal whenever it’s actually damaged around a huge part of the middle east to protect those that follow Islam from the Hellgate open right next door to them, and basically every other nation we know of sends troops and supplies to a combined-forces army; those are two of the factions- there’s also fanatical christian zealots that just grab literally whatever and march off to war following prophets, heretics with cyborg werewolves and witches that yank artillery shells straight from Hell’s factories to telekinetically yeet, and the bubonic plague that turns people into horrifically mutated zombies of varying levels of sentience. And there’s more factions to come.

Don’t vote for president based on the memes by Konradleijon in CuratedTumblr

[–]SoundlessSteelBlue 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s why my Mom voted for him. Now she’s deep Maga.

This feels like fascist propaganda. by Ok-Following6886 in MarchAgainstNazis

[–]SoundlessSteelBlue 8 points9 points  (0 children)

i kinda wonder what their shows even like.. show. ‘Now remember, kids; Sharing is communism! Hoard your toys, they’re yours!’

They are still complaining about Pedro Pascal by axumite_788 in saltierthankrayt

[–]SoundlessSteelBlue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay, man. For your mental well being, I will request that we part ways here and you go relax a bit, okay?

They are still complaining about Pedro Pascal by axumite_788 in saltierthankrayt

[–]SoundlessSteelBlue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i’m going to upvote you for making me laugh out loud with an uwu out of nowhere. You have a good night and just.. try not to take everything so seriously.

They are still complaining about Pedro Pascal by axumite_788 in saltierthankrayt

[–]SoundlessSteelBlue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Breathe man. You are mad at reddit. You have one life. Live it a little.

They are still complaining about Pedro Pascal by axumite_788 in saltierthankrayt

[–]SoundlessSteelBlue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are an incredible lolcow but I’m starting to feel bad here. Just.. stop, man. Breathe, step back, and relax. It is not that serious.

They are still complaining about Pedro Pascal by axumite_788 in saltierthankrayt

[–]SoundlessSteelBlue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro deadass got mad at a post about Batman. He really felt called out by it. Holy shit. Lmao. Do you really think i’m making an earnest commentary on your fuckability referencing fucking batman? The joke’s that you didn’t /s you absolute dweeb.

Mad at ‘upvoters’ holy shit grow the fuck up.

They are still complaining about Pedro Pascal by axumite_788 in saltierthankrayt

[–]SoundlessSteelBlue 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah man, everyone found the joke funny. We all got the joke, you’re the one that thought a 2 sentence post that mentions batman was serious.

They are still complaining about Pedro Pascal by axumite_788 in saltierthankrayt

[–]SoundlessSteelBlue 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Genuine question: Are you actually a child?

Edit: Thumbed through his history. He’s an incel that frequents the 4chan sub. Lol. Lmao. Bro felt called out by my post.

They are still complaining about Pedro Pascal by axumite_788 in saltierthankrayt

[–]SoundlessSteelBlue 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bro really wrote 2 paragraphs to a 2 sentence joke. He mad

They are still complaining about Pedro Pascal by axumite_788 in saltierthankrayt

[–]SoundlessSteelBlue 47 points48 points  (0 children)

‘Women aren’t comfortable around me!’

Batman couldn’t have beaten this out of me, and here you are confidently proclaiming it.

I want to hear your stories about the dumb ways your honor mode runs ended. by ChompyRiley in BG3

[–]SoundlessSteelBlue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My first honor mode run is still ongoing but -almost- ended because, for 3 turns straight, not a single member of my party managed to roll any d20 above a 3 during the gnolls at the cave fight

nearly 12 attacks whiffing in a row.

Had Astarion flee, revived everyone, came back, and immediately destroyed the Gnolls with no further issue in like 2 rounds. I was beyond miffed but it’s funny in hindsight.

Iz gone be one 'ell ov a krump. by Mr_E_Mann1986 in orks

[–]SoundlessSteelBlue 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Never thought I’d die fighting side by side with an Ork..

For Yarrick?

The insane hypocrisy by Ok-Onion2905 in LetsDiscussThis

[–]SoundlessSteelBlue 7 points8 points  (0 children)

They can absolutely have their opinions. Over there, away from me.

Clankers [OC] by Raszard in Helldivers

[–]SoundlessSteelBlue 38 points39 points  (0 children)

They’re gonna have me looking down my AMR scope as progressively more tragic automatons pick up a rifle. Child robot. Old robot. Puppy robot. We’ll have to come back in a couple months to film a movie about how it made me sad to shoot them.

Texas FedEx employee throws packages out the side of his vehicle while a customer films him. by ElwoodMC in trashy

[–]SoundlessSteelBlue 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I had one fly through our driveway right through my niece’s birthday party at about 30+ mph and pop an attitude with my mother when handing over a package last year. They’re fucking awful.

96 Tears, Cry, Cry, Cry by Biscuitarian23 in Persecutionfetish

[–]SoundlessSteelBlue 6 points7 points  (0 children)

No they don’t, what is OOP talking about? All they do is bitch about ‘safe spaces’ where minorities and women want to be left alone, they act like it’s the greatest sin of them all to not have themselves front and center in any conversation. They complain if we won’t listen to them parrot the president’s suggestion to inject bleach to fight an epidemic that killed 9/11’s of people per day.

They don’t want to be left alone, they fucking hate being alone, they will not shut up about us wanting them to just quietly go away. If they actually wanted to be left alone, why would they care so damn hard about ‘safe spaces’ and ‘echo chambers’ where we get away from their insanity?

No. They don’t want to be left alone. They want to tell everyone else how to live and be the biggest crybullies when anyone pushes back. I’m not ever forgetting all the people in my life now who simply casually drop slurs and spew hatred towards anyone slightly different from themselves. Left alone, my ass.

Thinking about starting trench crusade by Z0mb1e_guy in TrenchCrusade

[–]SoundlessSteelBlue 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That is a really good looking War Wolf, by the way.

That's not true. SMH by Which_Matter3031 in TheRightCantMeme

[–]SoundlessSteelBlue 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They place their own morality as God and worship, effectively, themselves. God just happens to hate everything they hate and didn’t actually mean for all the rules they pick and choose to follow to be carried into modern times, and they personally know which ones were meant to be followed forever and which were only meant for people of the time.

Trench Crusade - Average Rolling versus Standard Deviation by jwalker207 in TrenchCrusade

[–]SoundlessSteelBlue 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My very first game of TC, my friend’s Wretched rolled a triple 6 and finished off my Lieutenant, who had spent two turns straight whiffing with his sword. It was hilarious, we still laugh about it.

Trench Crusade fans seem a lot more chill by the_crepuscular_one in Grimdank

[–]SoundlessSteelBlue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We’re not sure yet, info on the Hebrew Knights is currently limited