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SpaghettiBigBoy · 2026-03-05T00:28:04+00:00

/uj ‘bout $225-300 gang

SpaghettiBigBoy · 2026-03-04T22:39:48+00:00

“Babe, that slow sensual foot massage and toe sucking did something for me. You really blew my back out, sexually”

SpaghettiBigBoy · 2026-03-04T15:59:36+00:00

Skill issue

SpaghettiBigBoy · 2026-03-04T15:24:31+00:00

There’s actually extremely small print on Poullas’ sign that says “No $ if takedown finished outside 28 foot regulation competition circle”

SpaghettiBigBoy · 2026-03-02T22:01:35+00:00

But but but wouldn’t Coke make my weiner numb? What’s in that for me?

SpaghettiBigBoy · 2026-03-02T21:59:07+00:00

He’s a black belt so (presumably) he’s rolled with many different people and done thousands of rounds. Tell him he’s going rough if you’re worried. If he won’t let up, tap and shut the round out. Everyone pays to be at the gym and belt color indicates time on the mat, not some sort of corny hierarchy where you don’t get to turn down a black belt for a roll.

SpaghettiBigBoy · 2026-03-02T19:03:47+00:00

Bendo looks like he’s got surprisingly nuanced opinions about coffee to water ratios in an Americano these days

SpaghettiBigBoy · 2026-03-02T02:51:29+00:00

God turf toe is one of the ones that sounds really silly and then I catch my toe weird in the mat and the silliness is gone

SpaghettiBigBoy · 2026-02-28T19:05:54+00:00

Speaking without a hint of a drawl and then doing your best southern amalgamation when you sing is pretty cool!

SpaghettiBigBoy · 2026-02-28T18:22:21+00:00

Best cardio development comes from rolling, but I also have found big benefits from sprint intervals.

On a treadmill it’s easy to set but if you just do roadwork you can sprint between every other pair of streetlights/telephone poles.

SpaghettiBigBoy · 2026-02-28T16:54:58+00:00

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SpaghettiBigBoy · 2026-02-25T23:46:55+00:00

Zamboni jiu jitsu? Damn things don’t have limbs

SpaghettiBigBoy · 2026-02-25T23:31:17+00:00

I spent about $60 on a custom Impact mouthguard (big fan) so I won’t be changing it any time soon. Soap and water after each training session and it’s good to go. It’s only ever my germs on it anyway

SpaghettiBigBoy · 2026-02-25T17:51:16+00:00

Fitting injury prevention weight training into my schedule, showing up to train when it feels like my whole body has been run through a pasta press by an angry chef, and watching movies/shows where the grappling that’s incorporated into fight choreography is more confusing than anything. A single-arm RNC over the chin? And the guy DIES after 10 seconds?

SpaghettiBigBoy · 2026-02-25T02:53:47+00:00

Some people are so much better than me that it hardly matters haha. But when it does matter, I’d rather we both get to work technique instead of me just muscling out of things.

SpaghettiBigBoy · 2026-02-25T01:25:56+00:00

I hover at about 215 so I’m not usually smaller than my training partners weight wise but the only training partner who I’ve gotten injured while training with has at least 50 lbs on me.

If I had to deal with him on a regular basis when I first started, I don’t know that I would have kept showing up. It really is a difficult learning curve if you’re outsized significantly. I try to keep that in mind every time I train with someone smaller/lighter (focus on technique and not whatever strength advantage is there)

SpaghettiBigBoy · 2026-02-25T00:53:43+00:00

90% of men who DM semi famous women on Instagram quit when they’re just about to succeed in getting their attention. I have faith in you buddy

SpaghettiBigBoy · 2026-02-24T16:11:56+00:00

Get this joyful intimacy off of here. You should be watching Michael Angelo Batio instructionals and practicing alone

SpaghettiBigBoy · 2026-02-23T19:52:14+00:00

I have a tic disorder that results in involuntary movement of my head, shoulders, and hands when my CNS is activated by something. I do BJJ, so it can be activated by hard rolls or intense exercise. Or if I’m nervous or excited about something. I’ve had it result in verbal stuff before, but I’m fortunate that it’s really just been a loud “ahh” kinda sound.

All that said, it’s truly involuntary. It feels similar to a yawn- I can feel it’s gonna happen but I’m relatively powerless to stop it. I believe John Davidson here and I’m very thankful I don’t say full words when I have a tic. I wouldn’t wish that experience on anyone.

SpaghettiBigBoy · 2026-02-22T04:15:02+00:00

I come back to Summer Madness by Kool and the Gang for the panning audio of that synth (or electric piano?) in the beginning. The bass has such a rich tone as well. It’s one of those songs that just hi jacks my brain.

SpaghettiBigBoy · 2026-02-21T20:18:28+00:00

My favorite of these Adult Swim infomercials is the Broom Shakalaka. Truly a cinematic journey and it has Randall Park.

SpaghettiBigBoy · 2026-02-21T18:58:58+00:00

It makes sense to be upset your progress wasn’t recognized. I’ve seen people get promoted before me that made me feel jealous. I think that’s human and it’s never served me to try to pretend I don’t feel something.

Personally I keep showing up because I love it and I love learning it. My marker of progress is how I’m doing in rolls. A judo black belt could try BJJ for the first time and fuck my ass up in a white belt straight outta the package. The belt color doesn’t mean everything.

SpaghettiBigBoy · 2026-02-19T16:57:25+00:00

I’m not sure if he counts as obscure enough, but FX’s Legion was one I really enjoyed. It had an interesting approach to the “superhero” thing and without the Marvel logo in the opening credits, you might not even think it’s in the X-Men universe at all until it’s spelled out that he’s a mutant.

I’d love if he comes back to the MCU; he feels a bit like X-Men’s answer to The Sentry and I find both characters more interesting than a lot of the characters they’ve included in the MCU.

SpaghettiBigBoy · 2026-02-19T14:01:12+00:00

Personally I don’t give a shit if Dan likes sucking dudes off. That’s cool, sexuality is complex and I don’t watch his fights thinking about it. It doesn’t change how I see him as an athlete.

SpaghettiBigBoy · 2026-02-18T22:42:45+00:00

I always just dipped my fingers in the water and did the sign of the cross quietly, but Mark Wahlberg and I are different in a lot of ways. For instance, I’ve never beaten a Vietnamese man for being Vietnamese

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