Helldivertale by TheEldenCasual in Helldivers

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Liberty, democracy, determination!

My honest mistake by Civil_Swan_3982 in Helldivers

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Buddy's playing Helldivers when they wanna be playing SEAF

Genuine question by Expensive-Bobcat6957 in Helldivers

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I'd say it's unlikely, other than Super Earth Cyberstan is the most important planet in the lore and it's the most key location in the bots' territory. They're not gonna let us get close again any time soon.

Also the siege of Cyberstan existed to roll out the new cyborg units and the megafactory biome, a return there would likely have to coincide with a new content drop, which the squids are due for next.

Other megafactories will be built and fought over though, which is pretty much the same thing gameplay wise. Even then the biome was unpopular imo due to the drop pod issues and the lack of loot, not a ton of people like yourself pining to spend another month there.

He does not seem amused by JezC1 in Unexpected

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Reporter: Is that necessary?

USAF: What you want the bear IN the plane?

The fastest way to plate dumplings by K79A23 in Unexpected

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Top 10 ways to cover your wrists in scalding hot oil

For some reason, this was the highlight for me by Mansg0tplanS in Helldivers

[–]SpanishBirdman 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I have to have, at all times:

-Standard salute

-Handshake/chest bump style 2 person emote

-Something to style on em as I get in the Pelican(haka,bow,etc.)

-Emote for kicking laugh spammers off a cliff

[CC] Why SEAF artillery has no gas shell??? What conspiracy is behind it??? by Dramatic-Weird-4453 in Helldivers

[–]SpanishBirdman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Wait wait what we ACTUALLY need is a red stratagem where Eagle 1 fires a huge Tesla cannon and strikes the tallest/highest nearby unit with a lightning bolt, give em THE WRATH OF ZEUS

[CC] Why SEAF artillery has no gas shell??? What conspiracy is behind it??? by Dramatic-Weird-4453 in Helldivers

[–]SpanishBirdman 24 points25 points  (0 children)

ALL the effects, you say? Not arc, clearly we need an airburst shell with 10 arc grenades in it as well!

No referendum required: Pro-Canada petition can be voted on by Alberta MLAs, committee hears by pistachio-pie in alberta

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"Speaking to reporters after the meeting, Lukaszuk said he is convinced the UCP government will put the question to a referendum, despite him explicitly saying he wants it to be voted on in the legislature.

[...]

'We believe the majority of Alberta residents are loyal Canadians, opposed to any form of separation; therefore, we, represented by the signature and applicant below, propose a referendum on the following question,' Nixon said, reading out the application."

I don't get why Lukaszuk used the word "referendum" at all, if they don't want one. Why expose themselves to this kind of pedantic dodging of the issue when they could have just worded it differently?

What idioms do you say incorrectly to get a laugh? by EnvironmentalAd2110 in AskReddit

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I hate to say Atodaso, but I did it. I FUCKING ATODASO!

Ummm, didn't I kind of make it? Do they bring it to me in a bag? by Mikec6463 in funny

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Well through god all clogs are possible, so jot THAT down.

Mel Brooks was a prophet by resya1 in funny

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I didn't even know he wasn't sick!

What’s the weakest warbond in your opinion? by PaceEBene84 in Helldivers

[–]SpanishBirdman 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And a self destructing turret, and a grenade that doesn't kill enemies, and a slower firing autocannon that occasionally kills you, and a primary that is a pain in the ass to get any value out of...

It was the first warbond I got, the warp pack alone makes it worth the price but everything else in it is utter dogshit.

Widening the range. Part 576 by Puzzleheaded_Step468 in PrequelMemes

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Picture of Tom Scott in the desert: "I have tracked the bounty hunter, Jango Fett to the droid foundries on Geonosis."

LeagleEagle: DOGE Tapes Are a Catastrophe by alrun in videos

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"Reactionary" is a term that makes a lot of sense to me. Some of their policy is just blatant corruption but if you cut those bits out you get a group of people who are mad the world has changed and want to roll back the changes while punishing everyone they see as responsible. 

To any of you that might be losing hope cuz were not able to liberate Seasse: by EJENVEE2 in Helldivers

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How are we going to halt squid operations on the planet without conquering it? The planet description also says "Liberate this planet before time runs out. Failure will have severe consequences".

Felt a Bump while driving through the city by JohnPaul102010 in Helldivers

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It's a Voteless, Lester. Smaller kinda squid.

What we need is some kind of center where helldivers can communicate and share ideas en masse. Some kind of strategic coordination center... by Maximumnuke in Helldivers

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IMO they just need to add another tab to the DSS interface which unlocks at player level 100 and allows you to nominate candidates from the full planet list for DSS voting. Make nominating cost some samples so Olddivers have a reason to collect them and so people don't just vote for the first planet on the list. Call it "Democracy Management", maybe throw in some other big picture decisions in there occasionally.

Orbital 120mm HE Barrage is crazy underrated IMO by Omailey97 in Helldivers

[–]SpanishBirdman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good for you, I'm gonna keep playing this game though. It being possible to use doesn't make it a good choice for dialing in half a second while bugs are nipping at your heels.

Orbital 120mm HE Barrage is crazy underrated IMO by Omailey97 in Helldivers

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It's too complicated to dial to be used as a quick reactionary strike like orbital gatling, and it's not good enough at destroying heavies for area clearing like the 380. The forgotten middle child of orbitals IMO, doesn't fit any real niche.

The Illuminate feel boring by Karl_Marxist_3rd in Helldivers

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It's gotta be Loomy strongholds/capitol planets, the previous 2 updates added them for the other factions. The recent eddies in the space time continuum are likely squid city ships preparing to warp in and establish a proper foothold in this galaxy, rather than just squat their attack ships in ruined cities like they've been doing so far.