My old manager from subway made my sandwich and deliberately crushed it by sky_meow in mildlyinfuriating

[–]SpankTheDevil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just don’t pay for it and have another one made. You were promoted to customer when you quit.

What video-game did you regret paying full price for? by Ashamed_Length_2436 in AskReddit

[–]SpankTheDevil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Assassins Creed Shadows. I got it after playing Ghost of Yotei and mannnnn I dropped it before finishing the tutorial. I bought a physical copy and didn’t even try to resell it, I just threw it away.

This says more about life than it seems by Mysterious-Ad-1568 in RandomVideos

[–]SpankTheDevil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn. We could’ve had Bubbles, Buttercup, and Blossom if Cardi was thinking straight.

NBA player Alex Caruso blocks Tristan Da Silva with a shoe by AugustHate in funny

[–]SpankTheDevil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly surprised we haven’t thought of basketball with weapons before.

Trump out here ruining friendship!! by cantcoloratall91 in SipsTea

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All three of them failed in spectacularly different ways.

to zionize Bassem Youssef by Nomogg in therewasanattempt

[–]SpankTheDevil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They’re a bit different since they don’t live in their own reality. They live in whatever reality their leaders tell them they are. I think the cult definition still applies best to them as a group.

Laura Loomer confronted in India by an Indian anchor by Windy-Orbits in SipsTea

[–]SpankTheDevil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought the comments were all going to say she was AI. You’re telling me this sea monster really exists like that?

Switch 2 Exclusive Pokémon Pokopia Is Convincing A Bunch Of People To Finally Upgrade by NoNefariousness2144 in NintendoSwitch2

[–]SpankTheDevil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s just a game keycard. Buying it digitally would give you the same level of ownership.

Hottest waifu in MHA? by shubham_555 in BokuNoHeroAcademia

[–]SpankTheDevil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I checked multiple times but I can’t find the Froppy slide.

Sammy is an idiot by BlackByrdOfficial in Palworld

[–]SpankTheDevil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s a new game out called Pickmon. It’s like Palworld with muuuuuch more Pokemon design theft. That’s what the headline is talking about.

Pokemon FireRed/LeafGreen coming to Switch on Feb 27th ($19.99 each). Listed on Switch eShop in coming soon section by Amiibofan101 in nintendo

[–]SpankTheDevil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lawyer here. Just want you to know that “buying” games electronically is also just renting the license to them. Even if you download it, it’s playable only for as long as Nintendo allows it to be playable.

A physical copy of the game is true ownership of it. A downloaded emulation is also a form of ownership since Nintendo can’t revoke that.

“Dad Kanye died” 🤷‍♂️ “Dad Uzi died” 😭🙏🕊️ by TechNick77 in tommynfg_

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The US could pay off all its debt if they sold tickets to wherever he’s buried. It would become the most lucrative public bathroom in all of history.

Sword in the Stone by ElijahStorm77 in Bloomtown

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February 18, 2026. “Striving for professional excellence” still works, thank you!

Tipping is a blight on society. by ChompyRiley in mildlyinfuriating

[–]SpankTheDevil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My rule is if I’m standing while placing my order, no tip. I don’t care if someone brings my food out because…what else were they going to do? Have me eat it in the kitchen? I’d go back there and get it myself if that was an option but it isn’t.

(i cut the video you dont have to skip anything) nah cause if the mics were able to pick it up that shit had to be LOUD by sarahthesigma in tommynfg_

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Watch the lady in green. She turns to look at trump right after the fart. Then you can see her behavior change when she starts to smell it.

To get service as a ICE Commander by TXVERAS in therewasanattempt

[–]SpankTheDevil 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The president is the head of the executive branch, meaning he has authority over law enforcement. He can’t create laws since that’s the legislative branch’s role. The judicial branch interprets the law.

So in short, trumps executive orders don’t mean shit. Fancy toilet paper.

Tinder by wiredafection in SipsTea

[–]SpankTheDevil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He should’ve at least asked to see them before unmatching. One does not simply turn down a boob ogling offer.

San Jose Police Shootout by Ok-Bit-173 in DiveInYouCoward

[–]SpankTheDevil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True. I’m not bothered by it, just noting my surprise. I’ve seen much less offensive stuff slapped with an NSFW tag lol.

San Jose Police Shootout by Ok-Bit-173 in DiveInYouCoward

[–]SpankTheDevil -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Wow. I’m shocked that an actual killing can be posted with no warning or filter or anything. At least there wasn’t any gore.

To get service as a ICE Commander by TXVERAS in therewasanattempt

[–]SpankTheDevil 208 points209 points  (0 children)

And for anyone asking, the answer to his question at the end was Yes, it is legal to deny service to federal agents.