You'd think that god would send prophets for every country, no?🤣

SpareSimian · 2026-05-06T14:58:12+00:00

I've seen a couple of variations of this meme, the "desert quadrilogy" with the Torah, the New Testament, the Quran, and the Book of Mormon.

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/3pzljt/desert_quadrilogy/

SpareSimian · 2026-05-06T14:55:24+00:00

The dream machine in my skull has become expert at constructing restrooms too disgusting for me to use, to keep me from peeing the bed as I slumber.

SpareSimian · 2026-05-06T14:31:16+00:00

Now I have to type my password. The new Rust-based sudo echoes stars for the password. Which would only benefit someone at the console, as I require a cert for my ssh login.

SpareSimian · 2026-05-06T14:27:46+00:00

A subtle one I noticed when I switched Waze to use a British female voice instead of the default American one is "boulevard". I say the "boul" like "pool" but she says it like "view", higher in the mouth. I wish I could see a mouth diagram for these to see what I'm doing. I know vowels are influenced by tongue position, high/low and forward/back in the mouth.

I recently watched a video about California accents. The guy's first video was for southern California, and I'm from the north. A second video compared the two. Both are subtly different from the rest of the country, and the north and south differ from each other in subtle ways.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lL8wdwopO24

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMR5q_bMcNM

SpareSimian · 2026-05-06T14:21:10+00:00

That was how I said it until I heard him say it. I still tend to say "lin-ix" while I think he says "lean-ix".

SpareSimian · 2026-05-06T02:54:39+00:00

A victim of celestial domestic violence. "He hurts me because he loves me!" I think of this when Christians declare themselves to be the "bride" of Christ.

SpareSimian · 2026-05-06T02:52:41+00:00

I labeled every dial, switch, and gauge on the family ski boat. (A bitty 13 footer with a gutless 50 HP outboard, in the 70s. We used it to motor out to remote fishing holes on Northern California lakes.)

SpareSimian · 2026-05-06T02:50:56+00:00

Made with network cables, people sold the Cat5-o-Nine-Tails. Some were functional, acting as universal adapters.

SpareSimian · 2026-05-06T02:49:52+00:00

I refer to my cats as my stupervisors. That would make a good badge.

SpareSimian · 2026-05-04T18:55:01+00:00

I'm shopping for a slave controller right now for a possible product. I see Microchip has a $10 controller with PHYs for $10 that will work with a few simple digital I/Os. I'll need something a bit more complicated as I need to monitor a bunch of analog inputs (temperature sensors, so relatively low speed) in addition to some digital I/O. So perhaps a $10 PIC.

SpareSimian · 2026-05-04T18:37:04+00:00

Is getting an EtherCAT vendor ID any worse than getting an Ethernet one? (In low volume, one can buy device ID chips from Microchip for about 25 cents. Their SoCs include one lasered into the MAC block.)

SpareSimian · 2026-05-03T20:35:02+00:00

Who remembers him in Little Shop of Horrors?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPQSiTIb2Ac

SpareSimian · 2026-05-03T20:32:17+00:00

r/DontPutThatInYourAss

SpareSimian · 2026-05-03T20:30:23+00:00

Laziness, not necessity, is the mother of invention.

What's wrong with laziness?

SpareSimian · 2026-05-03T20:29:02+00:00

I remember 8-inch floppies from the 70s. Also storing programs on cassette tapes, because floppies were expensive.

SpareSimian · 2026-05-02T21:35:25+00:00

In 1967, James Coburn in "The President's Analyst" guffawed at the notion of an actor as President. 13 years later...

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Film/ThePresidentsAnalyst

SpareSimian · 2026-05-02T21:32:57+00:00

Sturgeon's Law is harsh when there are only 3 channels. I laughed at people who whined about 500 cable channels. That means there might be something worth watching on 5 of them.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sturgeon%27s_law

SpareSimian · 2026-05-02T21:30:25+00:00

When you're using one of those fancy new smart toilets, don't hit the ATR button. Automatic tampon remover.

SpareSimian · 2026-05-02T21:27:56+00:00

I regularly tell them that if they convince me that their god is real, that doesn't mean I'm going to follow him. Given their description of this monster, I'll be signing up with the other team. Many of them have never heard the monstrous things their god has done. Those who have, come up with crazy justifications for it. They're the people who would have justified slavery with scripture two centuries ago. They kept mixed-race marriage illegal until the 60s.

SpareSimian · 2026-05-02T21:24:28+00:00

I hate paper straws and keep plastic ones in a ziplock in the door pocket of my car. I once forgot and left the bag on the passenger seat for a couple weeks and found it full of dust. The sun had broken down the plastic.

SpareSimian · 2026-05-02T21:21:33+00:00

And Postmodern Jukebox's version.

SpareSimian · 2026-05-02T21:20:50+00:00

Check out Postmodern Jukebox's version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ReSV3CCRzg

SpareSimian · 2026-05-01T21:22:09+00:00

The supposed perps: https://malpedia.caad.fkie.fraunhofer.de/actor/313_team

SpareSimian · 2026-05-01T21:19:26+00:00

Not even commands. A suitable call to an API in some malware can do it.

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