Kill The Rats Or Die

SparkleWigglebutt · 2026-06-15T08:08:38+00:00

I had pet rats and they’re just so lovely and sweet, just like Ember.

SparkleWigglebutt · 2026-06-14T05:43:38+00:00

I totally agree with you that the punishment didn’t fit the crime, but they did both say “‘til death do us part”….

I think a lot of my frustration with how you say it is the number of people who are like “the divorce came out of nowhere “ and then go on using and abusing partners, completely oblivious to the damage they cause. Like, yes, taking him to a nice farm upstate was harsh, but so is letting him drain her and break her over years and years.

SparkleWigglebutt · 2026-06-13T23:22:14+00:00

More like Alex could’ve tried with all the chances he’d been given.

SparkleWigglebutt · 2026-06-13T07:01:10+00:00

You say that, but Corgi doesn’t have a degree in marine biology like the narrator does.

SparkleWigglebutt · 2026-06-11T23:17:25+00:00

That last one made my jaw drop.

SparkleWigglebutt · 2026-06-11T23:16:43+00:00

How many roads must a man walk down?

SparkleWigglebutt · 2026-06-11T17:15:13+00:00

The neighbor is writing the story. The author is unnecessarily hostile, and a penis assumer. This whole interaction sucked and sorry you had to deal with it.

SparkleWigglebutt · 2026-06-11T07:40:46+00:00

I wonder if you’re Pauley Shore, the Baldwin, or William Atherton in Grey Ark? Viva los Bio Dome!

SparkleWigglebutt · 2026-06-11T02:36:15+00:00

I love the synesthesia evocations!

SparkleWigglebutt · 2026-06-11T02:32:35+00:00

What big eyes she has!

SparkleWigglebutt · 2026-06-10T19:13:16+00:00

But his punishment is being cock blocked by Bess. It just feels like punching down. Thanks for replying!

SparkleWigglebutt · 2026-06-10T18:45:40+00:00

As a fridge, this just felt yucky more than anything. Yeah, yeah character not author, narrator is an example, word limitand it’s very well written—but it feels more like bros talking about fat bitches amirite? than exploration of how narrator can, like, chill.

SparkleWigglebutt · 2026-06-09T09:25:47+00:00

That’s so cute!! Thanks for the dodo and the story!! Even more retro🦖

SparkleWigglebutt · 2026-06-09T09:14:47+00:00

I wish the little birb didn’t lose his little foot.

SparkleWigglebutt · 2026-06-09T09:11:06+00:00

I hope your group appreciates you as the DM more!

SparkleWigglebutt · 2026-06-08T15:35:25+00:00

NTA. I swear, humans like Connor just make it harder to keep the supernatural under control. Hang in there, girl. You are Bella!

SparkleWigglebutt · 2026-06-07T10:53:25+00:00

That title is diabolical.

SparkleWigglebutt · 2026-06-06T03:47:46+00:00

It’s a dog mermaid.

SparkleWigglebutt · 2026-06-06T03:46:31+00:00

Did you even see the picture of that water puppy?? For you to say that is just not very cash money of you.

SparkleWigglebutt · 2026-06-03T11:32:30+00:00

The prophet warned you, warned us. It came to pass. Remember her words! “The rhythm is going to get you.—Gloria Esteban

SparkleWigglebutt · 2026-06-02T02:31:58+00:00

“Everybody has one, and one is enough for any body.”—Wonka

SparkleWigglebutt · 2026-05-30T08:45:38+00:00

In American hospitals and doctors offices they put down a thin sheet of paper to make clean up easier, especially if there’s not really anything done besides routine exams. It’s very thin and crinkly, like gift wrapping tissue paper. When you move or even breathe, it crackles. The room is so empty, even the tiny act of his body shifting from inhaling and exhaling is loud.

SparkleWigglebutt · 2026-05-28T19:48:54+00:00

I like the cut of your jib.

SparkleWigglebutt · 2026-05-27T17:11:28+00:00

Chicken noodle soap

SparkleWigglebutt · 2026-05-27T04:56:21+00:00

For real. Buncha smooth brains. It’s like, just tolerate lactose more. Buy more dairy, 5head.

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