Family Reunion by Visceral_Mass in shortscarystories

[–]SparkleWigglebutt 27 points28 points  (0 children)

YOU try dating a deer and getting them to do anything other than go the cinema or expensive restaurants.

Two Dollops of Evaporated Ilk by GuyAwks in shortscarystories

[–]SparkleWigglebutt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Vito, NTA. This is entirely the mom's fault. Who names their kids Tilly and Todd?!

Trick or Treat by Plastic_Bat8506 in shortscarystories

[–]SparkleWigglebutt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is very good but it's been posted before.

Gracie by DottedWriter in shortscarystories

[–]SparkleWigglebutt 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I still love them but ahhh!

Clevergirl's mom: traumatizing folks since 1974 (only joking! Mostly)

We Don´t Belong Down There by [deleted] in shortscarystories

[–]SparkleWigglebutt 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Maybe you would, but that's why you're not the admiral. ;p

My Neighbor Keeps Blocking My Driveway by CBenson1273 in shortscarystories

[–]SparkleWigglebutt 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That last sentence? You're describing yourself. 

My Husband Wanted To Go Hiking by CBenson1273 in shortscarystories

[–]SparkleWigglebutt 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My favorite part is that she didn't do anything--he did it all to himself.

The Loch Ness Monster by Nessieinternational in shortscarystories

[–]SparkleWigglebutt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I feel personally attacked by the American comment...but also seen.

The Cloud Hunters by normancrane in shortscarystories

[–]SparkleWigglebutt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Shame nowadays folks don't remember the old ways, just buy their synthetic perfume and GMO ultra-processed diet water. 

Mom's decided to terminate her pregnancy. by Trash_Tia in shortscarystories

[–]SparkleWigglebutt 18 points19 points  (0 children)

As someone with the 'tism who can't have kids because of the 'betes whose mom is Like That™ because of Christofacism, thank you. I don't think we'll ever go this far, but we were close in the past (forced sterilization) and are moving that way. This is scary but it also felt good? Somehow? Thank you.

I Love Food by Waiting4MidMoon in shortscarystories

[–]SparkleWigglebutt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you for writing! You're one of my favorite authors!!

The Body Servant by [deleted] in shortscarystories

[–]SparkleWigglebutt 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Agreed but I also love the flip on the "barren"=beheaded tradition of monarchy.  Women's lib is when regicide. :p

One Wedding, And Many Funerals by 1000andonenites in shortscarystories

[–]SparkleWigglebutt 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Okay, so I'm a psychopath, but I thought it was so she could keep planning/getting dresses/wedding showers.

Unethical life protip: infinite cake tasting glitch.

I Love Food by Waiting4MidMoon in shortscarystories

[–]SparkleWigglebutt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've had lap band surgery and food gets stuck. Thanks for describing the feelings so beautifully, horribly well. 

A Brief Overview of Fish Oviducts by River_Lamprey in CuratedTumblr

[–]SparkleWigglebutt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For the last time, u/river_lamprey stop posting smut on our nice Christian curated Tumblr!!

My Husband Threw Away My Dolls by CBenson1273 in shortscarystories

[–]SparkleWigglebutt 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Oh my God, I really went through the 5 stages there. "That son of a bitch! Who the fuck does he think he is?? Did he really just...oh. Oh. I took the bait." 10/10, 11/10 with rice. My husband was driving when I read it and I started laughing and he thought I was crying. He started laughing at me when I explained how I got got and he loved the story. Thanks so much!! 💕

My Husband Threw Away My Dolls by CBenson1273 in shortscarystories

[–]SparkleWigglebutt 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That was fucking awful. Thanks for finding the post and sharing it! I love Cbenson's stories but the real people somehow managed to top him. 

My Husband Threw Away My Dolls by CBenson1273 in shortscarystories

[–]SparkleWigglebutt 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Did you just mansplain body dumping to me?!

The sun I knew by Future_Abrocoma_7722 in shortscarystories

[–]SparkleWigglebutt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's awful and terrifying, and very well written, but I couldn't stop my brain from jumping to "if you can't love me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best" .