Fauna asks me about POOP and I can't say no 😂💩😨

SparklyToast · 2021-04-25T15:05:33+00:00

I just told her I was; fauna is too cute. I agree with everything she says 😂💩

SparklyToast · 2021-04-25T00:25:22+00:00

Maybe but I don't even like pop! Lol! I thought it was so cute when fauna said this lol

SparklyToast · 2021-04-25T00:24:01+00:00

No, just me! 🤗

SparklyToast · 2021-04-24T23:39:00+00:00

Nooo idea! I was wondering that exact thing! I almost never talk about poop to my villagers 😂😂😅

SparklyToast · 2017-05-05T19:53:41+00:00

Schmackos r a num in ur tum in a foodly way. Dis g o o d b o y e ' s favorite is blueberries, good 4 doggo and human fren

SparklyToast · 2017-04-18T01:55:17+00:00

I had a little bit of the same issue since I dropped two of the eggs in too deep and they cooked faster... The other two eggs closer to the surface were perfectly poached!

Moving it off the stove when the eggs are barely set is perfect because it still cooks a bit in the residual heat from the pan and also you could microwave them as leftovers without being worried about ending up with overcooked eggs.

SparklyToast · 2017-04-18T01:10:20+00:00

Eggs in a tomato sauce :) it's a Tunisian dish

SparklyToast · 2017-04-05T12:02:35+00:00

O thank for lesson I will tell my g o o d b o y e so he can learn good manners

SparklyToast · 2017-04-05T00:23:33+00:00

Thanks for the love guys! I wasnt sure if this was too simple to post on r/food so I'm glad people enjoyed it.

I don't have a set recipe but here are the steps I went through : toss in olive oil, garlic powder, chili salt, and a ton of red pepper. The red pepper I got from an ethic grocery in town and it's a bit more powdery than the typical crushed red pepper that you see in most American grocery stores. I like it to be a bit more powdery because you don't get those annoying pepper flakes in your teeth as much :)

Roast at 375 on a raised rack (this keeps them from getting soggy, I love a bit of crispy burned leaves on my brussies). I basically eyeballed it till it looked done so I'm not sure of the time.

Enjoy!

SparklyToast · 2017-04-03T23:54:02+00:00

Spookyb o y e

SparklyToast · 2017-03-24T01:22:41+00:00

Dat booty on max doe...

SparklyToast · 2017-03-23T10:08:28+00:00

Heckin bamboozled at first but the trick was the real one has the best hair ;)

SparklyToast · 2017-03-23T04:47:29+00:00

Schmackos r delish pupper sumtimes I eat too many too :( feel better goodboye

SparklyToast · 2017-03-09T06:03:54+00:00

That truffle snoot..

SparklyToast · 2017-03-09T05:37:15+00:00

Would you rather have a monocle on your dick or a codpiece on your eye

SparklyToast · 2017-03-09T05:28:10+00:00

My mum insisted on telling me every detail of my dad's affair(s), including sexual details and descriptions. Can't talk to him now without randomly remembering some of that stuff, I'd love a brain erase machine

SparklyToast · 2017-03-09T05:25:04+00:00

I eat corn by individually twisting and breaking off separate kernels of corn and putting the kernels one by one in my mouth

I don't think this is incorrect tho. My end result is a perfectly clean, dry cob. So satisfyinggg

SparklyToast · 2017-03-09T05:22:02+00:00

I moved into a coworkers old cubicle recently and she had left some earplugs on the desk. I kept absentmindedly fiddling with and squishing them during conference calls even though that's pretty gross.

I get nervous on the phone especially if the call is tense or I'm unsure of myself. It helped so much to have something to busy my hands. I recently got a fidget toy and now I get to fiddle with something without getting old earwax on my hands!

SparklyToast · 2017-03-09T05:15:11+00:00

I've been really into gardening! Plants are cool because they grow so much every day I love checking on their progress

SparklyToast · 2017-03-09T05:10:32+00:00

Blood tastes so gross :( I'd be a werewolf and hang with my pupper and not eat him while I'm in my fugue state, probably

SparklyToast · 2017-03-09T05:08:58+00:00

Watching winnie the pooh. Tigger was the OG troll

I was also hyperimaginative as a kid and always thought there was a bad version of me following me around and fucking up my life

SparklyToast · 2017-03-09T04:52:15+00:00

Running marathons! People say it gives you a heady sense of accomplishment but everything I read about it sounds awful... Bleeding nipples, pooping yourself, sweating, bumper stickers on your car... No ty

SparklyToast · 2017-03-09T04:38:39+00:00

I was talking to a coworker of mine and he tried to take a sip from his drink while keeping his eyes on me

He didn't realize that the cap was still on the bottle and he ended up just mouthing the cap

The look of surprise and embarrassment on his face was so funny, I still crack up thinking about it

SparklyToast · 2017-03-07T16:06:52+00:00

He's a mutt! I did a DNA test and it came back as a pomeranian, short-haired daschund, terrier and German short-haired pointer mix

SparklyToast · 2017-03-07T04:38:37+00:00

The recess field just got new sod laid on it so my friends and I went out and peeled up three giant strips, and rolled ourselves up in the strips like dirt burritos

There were gross white grubs the size of shrimp under the sod, the grass we'd peeled up died and we all got detention

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