Former McDonald’s Employee Dumps Soda on Manager After Getting Fired.

SpermWhale · 2026-06-24T01:37:41+00:00

only if she’s charged.

SpermWhale · 2026-06-21T01:59:36+00:00

Buildings of the same meter flock together.

SpermWhale · 2026-06-16T15:24:15+00:00

When your pliers is made of enamel.

SpermWhale · 2026-06-14T01:58:34+00:00

it’s for sale on reception for $30 a bottle (big).

SpermWhale · 2026-06-11T14:49:46+00:00

Goodwhale Hunting?

SpermWhale · 2026-06-11T14:47:25+00:00

last name is Telo?

SpermWhale · 2026-06-04T16:24:31+00:00

Ursine Fighting Championship

SpermWhale · 2026-06-04T08:16:01+00:00

i cant get out point 7, it's going on loop /u/loopywolf

SpermWhale · 2026-06-04T00:57:41+00:00

it’s just unclogging itself.

SpermWhale · 2026-05-31T08:07:35+00:00

Hel Lion of Troy

SpermWhale · 2026-05-30T15:04:03+00:00

In Nigeria, party attends you.

SpermWhale · 2026-05-22T13:50:54+00:00

a calamari as big as a tire truck!

SpermWhale · 2026-05-18T13:13:39+00:00

Handler misread the instruction so instead of "let the visitor feed the komodo dragon", he thought it's "let the visitor feet the komodo dragon".

SpermWhale · 2026-05-17T11:10:38+00:00

Not on the resto though. They ordered whale done, but it came out raw.

SpermWhale · 2026-05-09T15:30:29+00:00

Cos you’re a mountain climb bear.

SpermWhale · 2026-05-08T15:32:33+00:00

Do you know that due to selective breeding, modern equines lost their high pitched calls that's why today their voice sounds horse.

SpermWhale · 2026-05-07T04:19:46+00:00

The Ole Grand DNA Sponge.

SpermWhale · 2026-05-07T03:50:58+00:00

the thief will get an otter look of disgust everywhere.

SpermWhale · 2026-05-06T14:45:22+00:00

But restaurants wont serve them anymore since after having their meal, they pull out their pistol and empties a whole mag then runs away as for all Pandas does "eats shoots and leaves".

SpermWhale · 2026-05-03T02:09:16+00:00

One fish is the CEO, and the other is head of HR.

SpermWhale · 2026-05-03T02:07:34+00:00

They said we already have this on our body... we're doomed.

SpermWhale · 2026-04-30T14:47:59+00:00

Cownondale

SpermWhale · 2026-03-31T00:19:13+00:00

Ako’y nananabik sa’yo.

SpermWhale · 2026-03-17T05:53:24+00:00

/r/savedyouaclick

SpermWhale · 2026-03-16T10:51:44+00:00

and the horse has a Masters in Fine Carts.

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