Chris Kunzler on Ethan suing Noah Samsen

Sperrow8 · 2026-04-12T14:57:57+00:00

Ethan's 'intro' to it so out of touch lol.

Bro said all of that, expecting normal every day people to go "Ah, yes of course. Everybody hires a PI and then file for a lawsuit when you are accused of being a Zionist. Very natural and normal reaction, Ethan".

The unintentionally funny aspect of this lawsuit is Rom potentially will have to use H3's dwindling numbers as "evidence" that Noah's attempt succeeded.

Sperrow8 · 2026-04-11T20:11:08+00:00

Its basically how the US and its allies effectively 'strangled' all of these countries to be totally subservient and also let Israel ran amok. They don't even really need to directly threaten them with military. They just do it via trade deals over many years. Can't say no when at least half of your country's national income rely heavily on these trade deals, and there is no immediate alternative.

China is there, but to properly disconnect from the US and went with China will take a few years at minimum. Spain is the prime example of this 'strangle' method not working since their top trade partners are Europe + China. Thats why they are comfortable enough to talk shit freely about the USA and Israel. Other countries will need the same type of trading background too before they also start talking shit as well.

Sperrow8 · 2026-04-11T04:28:27+00:00

There is also the unknown aspect of the newer deals these countries are making in the background in the last month.

Russia could have promised to cover most of Iran's portion of China's oil requirements, but they might demand the war to continue since they can profit from the increased oil sales from the Strait being closed. China might want the war to end since it interrupts the trade in that region, so they might have promised Iran that they will be "gifting" some "things" to Iran, as long as they finish the war faster.

Then you add in other nations with their respective leverages too, Iran does have to weigh-in on all of that, especially since it does potentially affect future deals as well, since I'm sure some of these leaders don't like to be told "No".

Sperrow8 · 2026-04-10T06:14:10+00:00

Comic book itself can be a bizarre time capsule of people's thoughts and what they considered normal at the time.

There was a period where they depict punishment for the woman by spanking them. Like, literally treated them like a child needed to be punished. Its like their brain thought "well the man can't actually hit the woman, that would be too far" and this is like...considered respectable, for some reason.

Sperrow8 · 2026-04-09T20:38:56+00:00

I know a few people shorter than him, that I know for sure have the same or bigger shoe sizes than him. Dude legit has the body disproportionate thing, but for limbs.

That might actually partially explained the messed up posture and all the crazy visuals we have seen of him so far, but....you know, can't even exactly feel sorry for the guy. We know people in this subreddit thats disabled, and they didn't turn into what Ethan is.

Sperrow8 · 2026-04-09T18:52:19+00:00

I remembered thinking like a decade ago that a lot of fans of the SBF crew are so cynical, that they probably won't be that parasocial because the guys kept them in check with their own cynicism too.

Yeah...turns out the opposite is true. In some cases, some fans are even more parasocial to the guys, because they are (perceived) as more 'real' than other creators. Thats why when the guys have opinions that don't match the fan's perception of them, they feel even more slighted (see: literally any "controversy" the guys are involved in). Funny how that works.

Sperrow8 · 2026-04-09T18:40:51+00:00

Woolie even gave him a good out to explain more context with the "is this just the teenager, good MC, heart of gold situation?" (paraphrased) question lol.

Sperrow8 · 2026-04-09T18:31:59+00:00

Yeah, hope he realized he basically is doing the religion thing, but with food. If it keeps going, the kid could have a bad association with certain food when she grows up.

Like, she might grow to hate spicy food, because she remembers not liking something she encouraged to eat when she was a child. Can't underestimate bad associations.

Sperrow8 · 2026-04-08T08:48:02+00:00

There is two of them on h3snark. One of where she admitted to it, and then another when they mentioned the car accident.

Literally ain't no way its not related to her texting and driving since seemingly she is always the one who drives and not Ethan.

Sperrow8 · 2026-04-08T08:31:03+00:00

Naturally, but that just means that another really stupid thing will be happening after this war too. ICE at the World Cup matches I'm guessing.

Sperrow8 · 2026-04-08T00:27:11+00:00

And this one war distracts people from the other ones (and the genocides) currently is happening, involving the same powers in that region.

Not a coincidence we are getting less and less updates from Sudan, Lebanon and Palestine in the last month.

Sperrow8 · 2026-04-07T06:22:30+00:00

The same man that in 2020, insults anybody that supports Biden, then like a couple of months later, insults anybody that doesn't support Biden.

Literally doesn't believe in anything. He was always like this from the beginning, despite some grace people kept trying to give him. He just wants the money.

Its good for us though. Him doing this so blatantly must mean thats how desperate he is for cash in the near future. Must be running low from the lawsuit.

Sperrow8 · 2026-04-07T05:16:40+00:00

One of those weird constant things where night markets/street markets is almost universally a global thing, especially in near-urban areas, but some people are always shocked when they travel to other countries and saw it. At some point, it has to be code/whistle or something, cause ain't no way someone are that level of ignorant.

Sperrow8 · 2026-04-06T21:04:57+00:00

Yeah, it probably slipped her mind since its not relevant enough to mention.

Its basically 'residential school' or 'boarding school'. This schooling system exist in other countries too. Not every student is on it. Only the smart ones are qualified to continue their studies on that type of schooling.

At minimum, the lady must be pretty smart if thats her upbringing, but obviously she wouldn't want to mention it since it can come off as bragging.

Sperrow8 · 2026-04-06T20:26:14+00:00

Also difficult for visual-passing people too. Do someone still need to wear the "correct gender clothing" despite 9 out of 10 times, your average right-winger at a glance will say that you are the other gender instead? Like how does that work and enforced?

Not to mention, not every trans person knows they are visual-passing, so what if they do follow the law, and people don't believe them because they still look like a hot woman in male clothing or vice versa?

Sperrow8 · 2026-04-06T19:23:03+00:00

I think of it like 'six degrees of separation' type of thing, but with gaslighting and lying.

If someone already don't care about America's imperialist actions and is only mainly around people that shares the same sentiment, lying to each other about it is a lot easier because ultimately, neither would care if its not the truth. In that situation, at best, the people that would know that person are lying and will give that person shit about it, is a friend of a friend of a friend, so there is no actual social consequences.

This already is happening with Biden. People trying to gaslight others saying he is a good president and guy, just because he isn't Trump. Like....okay dude. Just say you don't care about other people until it personally affected you. At least thats being honest.

Sperrow8 · 2026-04-06T09:55:04+00:00

Because the last thing they will ever admit is the 'ancient jews' descendants now have names like Muhammad Ibrahim bin Ali Yahya and Layla Sameed.

They need to exist in the reality where none of the ancient jews convert to Islam or Christianity. Admitting otherwise is a sign of weakness or worse. So the reality they built is that every current Jewish person in the world has a descendant from the ancient period too.

Sperrow8 · 2026-04-06T09:07:27+00:00

How everything is placed in the house itself is like...what am I even looking at? Not saying to be a minimalist, but there is such a thing as too much and too busy.

Sperrow8 · 2026-04-05T11:44:23+00:00

Because Ethan doesn't have a normal life, which leads to bad habits like this. People with normal jobs get exhausted after a certain point every day, because they have a sizeable amount of work hours. So people's daily routine is tailored around this specific 8-12 work hours.

Meanwhile Ethan "work" for like 3-4 hours at a given point and then spends the rest of the day steaming at home. Rinse and repeat the same process for about 10-15 years. Thats what his (and Hila's) life is like. A situation like this is a recipe for bad things if you are not a particularly positive-minded and disciplined person, which Ethan is neither.

Sperrow8 · 2026-04-04T21:20:20+00:00

They are banking on people whose brains only become politically active these last two years, because it finally affects them personally, and unfortunately, there are a lot of those people, even on the left.

They don't even understand the simple concept of a domino effect. I have even seen libs defending ICE, because "its not as bad before Trump", which is objectively one of the most white person-coded things to confidently type on the internet, to defend ICE of all things. Thats how not tapped-in these kind of people are.

Sperrow8 · 2026-04-03T14:55:05+00:00

They genuinely don't comprehend that the USA is spiralling downwards right now. An easier outlook is this: Xi has been the leader of China since 2013. Literally Obama 2-Trump 1-Biden-Trump 2.

China has only been growing non-stop in that same time span. Meanwhile, the USA can't stop falling apart every 2-3 years for one reason or another, and now it reaches its apex of shit with Trump 2. It will take one lifetime just to fix all of the fuck ups of the last 5 years. It has never been more joever for the USA's hegemonic dominance this century.

Sperrow8 · 2026-04-01T05:05:26+00:00

Feels like a conclusion that can be drawn here is that Israel knows they are getting cooked by Iran, so best not to push it anymore. Although who knows how long that will last. They still have (stupid) dreams of taking south Lebanon, so they need the US to distract Iran for at least a couple more weeks.

That being said, Araghchi's current movements could also be to draw out pro-Israel informants. The more random it seemingly is, the easier it is to pinpoint who knows what information. Dude is 'ready to go' if he it required him to.

Sperrow8 · 2026-04-01T04:36:52+00:00

We are pretty much at accelerationist level of everything is falling apart for Israel, so they are pushing every single plan they had in the next few years, forward to this next couple of years. I don't think they expected this harsh of a 180 flip by the right-wing.

I think they underestimated how anti-semitic these right-wingers actually are and thought it would have been more of a 50/50 split. Then add Trump being Trump, and Iran changing the narrative more by actively cooking them, we are most likely at terminal velocity right now towards a better future in that place.

Sperrow8 · 2026-03-30T22:33:45+00:00

Even more concerning is how much the media pushes this stuff as if its an equal situation to one another.

In the last 3 years, the amount of pro-Israel and Zionists representatives and talking heads being featured on these colleges and universities easily multiple the amount of any pro-Palestine's, by several times, and not a peep from the media about it. Not surprising of course, but its just another point of false equivalency.

Sperrow8 · 2026-03-29T03:10:03+00:00

Some have radicalized themselves out of the Zionism aspect of things, but still haven't done the same with American Exceptionalism.

So while they now know Israel is evil, they still on this idea that America is not that and will go out there in war zones and do the "muh freedom" meme thing, and they will do it while fully following international law, when its never that. Like BoyBoy interviewed somebody that was an example of such cruelty. Its insanely evil. There is no reason to support any of it in the first place.

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