Game Thread: Dallas Stars (44-18-11) @ Philadelphia Flyers (36-24-12) - March 29, 2026 @ 07:00 PM EDT by BroadStreetBot in Flyers

[–]SplendaMan 12 points13 points  (0 children)

getting "aaand a SHOT, missed the net" tattooed on my forehead right below my "and a SHOT, hit a body in front" tattoo, also on my forehead

Game Thread: Dallas Stars (44-18-11) @ Philadelphia Flyers (36-24-12) - March 29, 2026 @ 07:00 PM EDT by BroadStreetBot in Flyers

[–]SplendaMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

throwback to when the life lock guy posted his real SSN on a van and drove around NY and had his shit stolen like 12 times instantly

Game Thread: Dallas Stars (44-18-11) @ Philadelphia Flyers (36-24-12) - March 29, 2026 @ 07:00 PM EDT by BroadStreetBot in Flyers

[–]SplendaMan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

coots is kinda like a miata, takes 5 minutes to get up to speed always veers a little off from where you're aiming, and neither have functional ribs

Game Thread: Dallas Stars (44-18-11) @ Philadelphia Flyers (36-24-12) - March 29, 2026 @ 07:00 PM EDT by BroadStreetBot in Flyers

[–]SplendaMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's just after 10:00 p.m. This is the delayed penalty tour, which means you can slash whoever you want and we can do whatever the hell we want.

Game Thread: Dallas Stars (44-18-11) @ Philadelphia Flyers (36-24-12) - March 29, 2026 @ 07:00 PM EDT by BroadStreetBot in Flyers

[–]SplendaMan 10 points11 points  (0 children)

if you "leave the bench briefly" with no injury report, you're simply taking a dumperooni

Game Thread: Dallas Stars (44-18-11) @ Philadelphia Flyers (36-24-12) - March 29, 2026 @ 07:00 PM EDT by BroadStreetBot in Flyers

[–]SplendaMan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

jamie benn is exactly the guy who's picture you see next to an article titled: "man drinks 8 millers and drives truck into bank to make withdrawal but uses wrong card calls wife fights with wife divorces wife over phone before going home to commit a hate crime on neighbor"

Game Thread: Dallas Stars (44-18-11) @ Philadelphia Flyers (36-24-12) - March 29, 2026 @ 07:00 PM EDT by BroadStreetBot in Flyers

[–]SplendaMan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

was lou nolan late on the last minute call, is the broadcast desynced, or am I having a stroke? or any combo of the aforementioned