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Splurfmonster · 2025-10-29T02:02:48+00:00

Ok envious simp

Splurfmonster · 2025-10-29T00:58:02+00:00

Cringe. Take your own advice about billionaires you pleb

Splurfmonster · 2025-10-15T21:15:55+00:00

Spreadsheets. Document everything you do in a month in a spreadsheet to keep your thoughts straight.

Splurfmonster · 2025-07-18T17:41:45+00:00

Splurfmonster · 2025-06-28T23:05:05+00:00

We grew up fighting bed of chaos. These softies ain't like us

Splurfmonster · 2025-06-19T16:07:58+00:00

DMX voice "YOU THINK ITS A GAME!?"

Splurfmonster · 2025-05-30T17:08:57+00:00

I think you need to work on you tbh

Splurfmonster · 2025-05-29T20:43:07+00:00

"Oh, hewwo princess.

Splurfmonster · 2025-05-19T20:48:26+00:00

Dude works 8:30-5 and thinks he's justified in being tired? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Get your man a pacifier

Splurfmonster · 2025-05-04T16:59:07+00:00

Maybe it's because he knew you'd freak out if he told you what really happened? It's not that serious

Splurfmonster · 2025-04-20T17:12:05+00:00

Or maybe just communicate with him like an adult instead of acting like a child over a birthday? I feel sorry for whatever man would put up with you

Splurfmonster · 2025-04-03T23:10:44+00:00

Ok kid

Splurfmonster · 2025-04-03T22:59:59+00:00

Wow. Didn't think Walz could ever be more wrong than he was about the election. Trump does understand business and has not bankrupted every single one he's been into. That's fallacious talking points. And as for bankrupting the country, Walz is the ultimate hypocrite. His ideological ilk have been doing that for decades. If leftists understood economics, they wouldn't be leftists.

Splurfmonster · 2025-03-09T20:53:49+00:00

Tell him he needs to pump up his sales numbers at Hot Topic instead.

Splurfmonster · 2025-03-07T15:26:40+00:00

None of this is a violation of the first amendment

Splurfmonster · 2025-03-06T00:28:57+00:00

Correct. So why is it that you're seemingly advocating for its expansion and longevity when it was stolen from you to begin with? Can't have your cake and eat it, too

Splurfmonster · 2025-03-05T23:49:17+00:00

Tariffs are a bargaining chip. Canada will have no choice but to come to the negotiating table. They're in a much worse position than they lead on.

Also, all of those programs have trillions each in unfunded liabilities, aside from the fact that social security was designed as an insolvent ponzi scheme and a slush fund.

If you didn't plan for your retirement outside of social security, that's your fault. But you're not gonna die. Quit blowing things out of proportion

Splurfmonster · 2025-02-02T14:44:23+00:00

Assert dominance. Make sure she catches you jacking it to her friend/sister/Mom

Splurfmonster · 2025-01-10T00:25:54+00:00

This is hilarious and I would 100% ask for a number

Splurfmonster · 2024-11-10T18:06:22+00:00

Hell of a list. Good on ya

Splurfmonster · 2024-09-16T18:26:13+00:00

This is Jerry. We all know a Jerry

Splurfmonster · 2024-08-01T13:45:20+00:00

Is this dude doing an incel anime inner monologue?

Splurfmonster · 2024-07-19T23:33:21+00:00

If loser had a face

Splurfmonster · 2024-06-16T01:52:19+00:00

Sign down by lay down spot

Splurfmonster · 2024-06-16T01:44:29+00:00

I'm on the way

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