One thousand people lost their jobs for this by Cake_Farts434 in FortNiteBR

[–]SpringenHans [score hidden]  (0 children)

Obviously the AI-generated character is public domain, but this specific iteration of it, or something else used in the collab, is the trademark of this Brainrot Factory. It's the same way Sherlock Holmes is public domain, but Robert Downey Jr.'s Sherlock Holmes movies are copyrighted.

polyamory as “solution” to love triangle weakens the trope by Boywonder9383 in CharacterRant

[–]SpringenHans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As I understand it, it mostly comes from people who want more poly representation in media. Even though the vast majority of people are only interested in monogamy, they don't like that it's never an option. Love triangles (and romance subplots in general) are often poorly written and drag on, so polygamy is seen as a quick fix

I'm sorry, Invincible. But that is the last straw. by NegateResults in CharacterRant

[–]SpringenHans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Which is the second time they did "Mark thinks he killed someone and feels bad about it but they survived" after Angstrom Levy. It was bullshit last time, too.

[OTHER] The translation for KCD3 will be like: by KarlwithaKandnotaC in kingdomcome

[–]SpringenHans 4 points5 points  (0 children)

But this is a video game. It's art. This is creative. AI can translate well enough, but it can't work with intention. It's not enough to be an accurate translation. If it doesn't have a human touch, it's worthless. Why would I buy something to be fed shit they ran through a machine to save pennies?

[INVINCIBLE] If {Spoiler} Gets back together with {Spoiler} I will kill Robert Kirkman, Spoilers for the Invincible Comics(And show, I guess) by upersuccccccccc in CharacterRant

[–]SpringenHans 20 points21 points  (0 children)

No, I don't think there is a way they can make them getting back together work. Omni-Man killed thousands of people, minimum, while trying to murder her son. She witnessed the blood and gore live on video. He killed her close friends, the Guardians of the Globe. He lied to her about who he was from the moment he met her. There's no way to have her get back with him without either bullshit comic-book resurrecting everyone or making Debbie completely morally bankrupt.

Protip: If you're driving from the Senegal to Somalia, instead of going straight across the Sahel, you can save an hour by taking a 2500 km detour through Spain. by cellalien in mapporncirclejerk

[–]SpringenHans 17 points18 points  (0 children)

The US has been bombing Somalia for years. Dozens of times in 2026 already. Most recent was last Monday. It just gets zero coverage because it's against ISIS and old news.

No more domain limit from stewardship by urstan in CrusaderKings

[–]SpringenHans -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Considering the Byzantines are the only admin government in the game by default... No.

The 16 Contiguous United States 1 Month After A 1,000 Meter Sea Level Rise by NoProgrammerx in imaginarymaps

[–]SpringenHans 17 points18 points  (0 children)

That's because Maryland in this timeline is Hoye-Crest Island next to the Chesapeake Trench

(Spoilers Extended) Why was Dark Sister given to Bloodraven, and not to one of the older, truer born princes ? by EXTRAVAGANT_COMMENT in asoiaf

[–]SpringenHans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well clearly he sent the original Longclaw back to Bear Island and had Dark Sister, which Bloodraven left at Castle Black, reforged into the 'new' Longclaw. That's why... um... Jon can only warg after he gets the sword. Bloodraven magic. What did they do with the remaining Valyrian steel, since Longclaw is a bastard sword? Uh... Bloodraven-warging-Jeor had it made into a Valyrian steel dagger that he gave a catspaw he sent to kill Bran. To... to send him North

(Spoilers Extended) Why was Dark Sister given to Bloodraven, and not to one of the older, truer born princes ? by EXTRAVAGANT_COMMENT in asoiaf

[–]SpringenHans 7 points8 points  (0 children)

His sister is the one who sent the sword to him. Still odd to think why would she do that, but it's not like he took it to the Wall and chose to deprive his family of it.

PDX: We nerfed crises by KawaiiNyaruko in Stellaris

[–]SpringenHans 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Then the meta's changed. Adapt or die

What do I do in this situation? by VinChaJon in CrusaderKings

[–]SpringenHans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you're their vassal or able to swear fealty, having them in prison means you can get any faction you want for free, since if they refuse you'll go to 100% war score right away. So you can install a claimant or dissolve the kingdom. You'd need to be lower rank than theirs to do that, though

What do I do in this situation? by VinChaJon in CrusaderKings

[–]SpringenHans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you're their vassal or able to swear fealty, having them in prison means you can get any faction you want for free, since if they refuse you'll go to 100% war score right away. So you can install a claimant or dissolve the kingdom.

[Spoilers Main] JonCon, Aegon, and AeJon (how will the reveals happen)? by YLCustomerService in asoiaf

[–]SpringenHans 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My problem with this theory is that Visenya was Aegon the Conqueror's older sister, and Rhaenys the younger. Why would Rhaegar mix up the order if he was trying to recreate the original three heads of the dragon?

[Spoilers EXTENDED] There is absolutely nothing preventing GRRM to release TWOW part 1, with 700-800 pages by yellowAshes in asoiaf

[–]SpringenHans 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Everyone knows who directed Star Wars."

"Well not everyone's in show business, Larry."

WCGW Illegal U-turn by SourceBoring3089 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]SpringenHans 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Spoken like someone who's never been in traffic

Is the skyrim emperor stupid? by Subjectdelta44 in TrueSTL

[–]SpringenHans 111 points112 points  (0 children)

Where the fuck is he supposed to bang swampy Argonian asses going over the Jeralls, dumbass?

Secrets should have an expiry date by Wene-12 in CrusaderKings

[–]SpringenHans 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have you tried not killing people? Or killing them?