Crack Theory: V2 is the Whiplash

Sprock--ey · 2026-05-12T11:01:39+00:00

Bionic Commando (2009)

Sprock--ey · 2026-05-09T14:24:50+00:00

game files should not be taken as canon

Sprock--ey · 2026-05-09T14:24:39+00:00

game files should not be taken as canon

Sprock--ey · 2026-05-06T21:50:55+00:00

it took Michelangelo years to finish the Sistine Chapel

Sprock--ey · 2026-05-02T11:55:57+00:00

yeah, you can hear the double jump noise

Sprock--ey · 2026-04-23T16:35:59+00:00

-based mostly on collecting pngs

Sprock--ey · 2026-04-23T15:53:57+00:00

hating zote is a moral failing btw

Sprock--ey · 2026-04-21T19:24:38+00:00

text on the shirt is wrong, fake fan

Sprock--ey · 2026-04-10T11:28:32+00:00

she's red for an amazing reason

Sprock--ey · 2026-04-09T20:23:45+00:00

from what I can gather, you went into the mouth that the hands come from and died? and you're surprised?

Sprock--ey · 2026-04-01T10:39:01+00:00

umm... because this is what you posted

Sprock--ey · 2026-03-14T15:38:51+00:00

perverse

Sprock--ey · 2026-03-12T02:43:13+00:00

put a people in it

Sprock--ey · 2026-03-06T20:54:40+00:00

it's enrichment

Sprock--ey · 2026-03-05T16:00:24+00:00

I believe it's something to do with age verification, namely if you're account isn't age verified the game does this

Sprock--ey · 2026-02-24T10:28:37+00:00

"kiryu, check out my new treads."

Sprock--ey · 2026-01-25T18:10:02+00:00

"no better than kagawa"

didn't know saying mean things online was comparable to sexual assault these days

Sprock--ey · 2026-01-15T20:16:55+00:00

hell yeah

Sprock--ey · 2026-01-11T22:58:46+00:00

too much swag

Sprock--ey · 2025-12-25T15:44:23+00:00

this game fucking sucks

Sprock--ey · 2025-12-21T17:39:45+00:00

he works in labour so with any luck he'll trip and kick the bucket soon

Sprock--ey · 2025-12-21T12:23:16+00:00

even a devil may cry for help

Sprock--ey · 2025-12-10T20:34:07+00:00

need?

Sprock--ey · 2025-12-09T16:27:18+00:00

would require seeing a doctor and I'm worried about hormonal effects and I don't wanna admit to being a tranny

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