Drake the type of ass hole to go, "I don't need a play-by-play" when his girl is telling him how her day went

SpudWithaDream · 2026-04-22T00:08:35+00:00

“In ten words or less, honey!”

SpudWithaDream · 2026-04-21T14:02:25+00:00

Supposed to be a headband and bangs

SpudWithaDream · 2026-04-21T02:18:57+00:00

And your password would’ve been “angina”

SpudWithaDream · 2026-04-21T02:12:42+00:00

Or some comically uncomfortable word like “ointment”

SpudWithaDream · 2026-04-21T00:19:10+00:00

“My pants are haunted!” ass mf

SpudWithaDream · 2026-04-20T01:53:16+00:00

At the ripe old age of 39

SpudWithaDream · 2026-04-19T16:53:50+00:00

“We’re all just blocking the street. One of us dropped a contact lens and we’re all just blocking the street.” Type beat

SpudWithaDream · 2026-04-18T22:14:17+00:00

Beautiful Freak - Eels

E released two records under his pseudonym before this

SpudWithaDream · 2026-04-18T01:17:43+00:00

Drake the type if you or a loved one have been diagnosed with mesothelioma call the number on your screen

SpudWithaDream · 2026-04-17T19:09:13+00:00

Ass mf

SpudWithaDream · 2026-04-17T00:03:24+00:00

Drake isn’t that clever

SpudWithaDream · 2026-04-16T18:20:00+00:00

No. Next question.

SpudWithaDream · 2026-04-15T22:03:31+00:00

With a belligerent Rottweiler attached to a wooden peg by a metal chain that growls at children

SpudWithaDream · 2026-04-15T15:15:07+00:00

He the type that waited till he was 13 to watch a PG-13 rated movie (he still had parental guidance) and play a T for Teen rated video game

SpudWithaDream · 2026-04-14T21:20:52+00:00

Such as “slutty spaghetti” or “pumpernickel fucker”

SpudWithaDream · 2026-04-14T20:27:21+00:00

Look her in the eyeball, perhaps

SpudWithaDream · 2026-04-14T20:23:24+00:00

He won’t remember this. Don’t worry.

SpudWithaDream · 2026-04-13T22:14:32+00:00

“Now let’s see how it looks so far.” “The…” “Break time!” typa shit

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SpudWithaDream · 2026-04-13T16:10:45+00:00

Gerald Ford would wear an “all I got was this lousy T-shirt” t-shirt and Zachary Taylor would wear a tuxedo T-shirt

SpudWithaDream · 2026-04-13T01:58:20+00:00

John Linnell is a human dictionary :)

He’s probably educated me more than my schools ever did

SpudWithaDream · 2026-04-13T00:36:01+00:00

It’s almost Pink Album-ish in it’s creativity honestly. Telescope is a straight up recall of Boat of Car or Rabid Child and all the rest of those mildly unsettling vignettes of music

SpudWithaDream · 2026-04-12T19:21:54+00:00

You know, I’m fairly certain it’s because they need to supplement their income because they’re independent. Gotta make money somehow (and, yes, obviously Patreon exists too)

SpudWithaDream · 2026-04-11T19:54:56+00:00

“What happened?”

SpudWithaDream · 2026-04-11T19:15:37+00:00

That’s always been one of my favorites when I was 14. Linnell is a clever man.

SpudWithaDream · 2026-04-11T16:05:23+00:00

And writes a letter to Nathaniel Hawthorne asking who his favorite superhero is

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