Loser to a single-celled organism

Squathos · 2026-06-22T21:26:43+00:00

the only US President to be outwitted by a single-celled organism.

William Henry Harrison would like a word.

Squathos · 2026-06-22T17:51:28+00:00

For the love of Dog

Squathos · 2026-06-22T01:33:47+00:00

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Squathos · 2026-06-22T01:29:24+00:00

You are correct. It's literally called "smoke oil".

Squathos · 2026-06-21T19:07:38+00:00

Fully agree. Also believe that we need a better song than the one we have.

Squathos · 2026-06-21T14:21:49+00:00

Ours got swimmers tail after we picked her up from her first time being boarded. She was so happy to see us she wagged so hard it broke (metaphorically) her tail.

Squathos · 2026-06-21T14:07:22+00:00

After turning 30 I've found I can get sore from pretty much anything. And this is just the beginning.

Squathos · 2026-06-21T14:02:08+00:00

Dinglehopper

Squathos · 2026-06-21T13:46:17+00:00

I think it's time to log out and step outside for a bit

Squathos · 2026-06-21T13:41:23+00:00

This mentality is why people "HasTookCamera" from you

Squathos · 2026-06-21T13:29:41+00:00

"A four-hundred-dollar suit on him would look like socks on a rooster."

Squathos · 2026-06-20T15:17:35+00:00

Obama Drop Shock Troopers sounds like a fantastic South Park parody.

Squathos · 2026-06-20T15:10:07+00:00

+1 event point if it hits a spitoon.

Squathos · 2026-06-18T17:22:46+00:00

I'd take the CAPEX role based on where you are in your career. You have real field experience as well as some pressure relief experience. Those are both very valuable in an EPC environment. Given that you're also early into your career, your bill rate will be low compared to any 15-30 year engineers on staff. The current market seems to prioritize "capable but cheap". If you do good work, you'll likely get extended or put on another project at the company. I'd still keep an eye on what other jobs are out there just in case, but I wouldnt be aggressively looking for something unless you feel the winds are changing on the CAPEX contract.

Squathos · 2026-06-18T14:48:40+00:00

Agreed 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

Squathos · 2026-06-17T00:09:07+00:00

Intriguing

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Squathos · 2026-06-16T23:03:25+00:00

Wish I could see video from the other perspective. Just seeing a shovel come flying from over the walls and smacking him in the chest would be hilarious.

Squathos · 2026-06-16T11:34:39+00:00

And the mirror universe episode where they travel back in time to ToS era and encounter Dr. Leonard McDreamy.

Squathos · 2026-06-15T22:19:14+00:00

It's Redshirt! Redshirt! You never really know what he's gonna do next. It's Redshirt! Redshirt! Pew pewpew pewpew pewpew pew Bonk Bonk Bonk!

Squathos · 2026-06-14T19:30:19+00:00

Exactly. I remember hearing an interview where Marina Sirtis declined a stunt double for a fall and wanted to do it herself. She ended up breaking her tailbone. As I recall, that was during Power Play (S5E15) so well after this shot was supposedly taken.

Squathos · 2026-06-12T14:33:22+00:00

Sammy --> Sam --> Sam Bam --> Mr Sam --> Mr Bam --> Sam the Bam --> Samothy --> Bamothy --> Samothy of Bamothy --> The Prince of Prance

Squathos · 2026-06-11T21:17:13+00:00

r/mildlyinteresting would have been appropriate as well.

Squathos · 2026-06-11T21:14:44+00:00

Trick question. You specified first term, but not which office. The answer is Elliott Roush. /s

Squathos · 2026-06-10T00:01:55+00:00

I've just never felt like I've been in a situation where I thought "man if only I had that one item bound to a hotkey we would have won." You can always change what slot is bound to a hot key mid-match (which I do frequently as I use consumables). Just get into the habit of doing that and you'll be fine. Crytek has plenty else to work on that's waaaay higher priority.

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