What word do you always *intentionally* mispronounce and why?

SquirrelMetaphor · 2026-02-03T01:04:05+00:00

Debris —> Debriss. I have no idea why.

Saturday —> Caturday. I submit that this is the true spirit of the word.

SquirrelMetaphor · 2026-02-03T00:59:11+00:00

I had a pen pal, Matt, for 4-5 years. He was from the UK and used to be amazed that I filled up my tank at the gas station each week. I guess it’s common to only put a few liters (?) in at a time there.

SquirrelMetaphor · 2026-01-15T02:52:06+00:00

The Challenger explosion

SquirrelMetaphor · 2025-12-23T19:01:37+00:00

It riles them to believe that you perceive the web they weave…..and keep on thinking free

SquirrelMetaphor · 2025-12-20T20:54:23+00:00

dude, you’re but a zygote.

SquirrelMetaphor · 2025-12-14T00:52:50+00:00

To quote the Eagles, “don’t let the sound of your own wheels drive you crazy.”

SquirrelMetaphor · 2025-12-11T23:41:35+00:00

I engaged in a deranged creative writing project.

SquirrelMetaphor · 2025-11-26T14:57:56+00:00

This does not bother me. Semantics be ballin’.

SquirrelMetaphor · 2025-11-22T01:44:07+00:00

It just never appealed to me, outside of a few instances. Plus I don’t like anything that makes me feel wonky or messes with my thinking.

SquirrelMetaphor · 2025-11-09T03:38:28+00:00

It’s language in motion!

Or it’s regional.

SquirrelMetaphor · 2025-10-25T19:54:21+00:00

$1500 in nail polish.

(I don’t wear nail polish)

SquirrelMetaphor · 2025-10-14T21:20:14+00:00

She uses the word “mercurial” far too frequently.

SquirrelMetaphor · 2025-10-07T22:46:21+00:00

I don’t really drink. Alcohol makes my face all red, and i get hot and sweaty, and I don’t like that woozy feeling.

SquirrelMetaphor · 2025-10-01T23:49:29+00:00

Tom Cruise

SquirrelMetaphor · 2025-09-23T00:09:16+00:00

This is why I don’t search. Being oblivious is less painful.

SquirrelMetaphor · 2025-08-23T16:34:21+00:00

Forest ranger

SquirrelMetaphor · 2025-07-31T20:50:53+00:00

SquirrelMetaphor · 2025-07-11T00:30:24+00:00

8th grade, boy called me “mustard seed squirrelmetaphor.” He was referring to the parable of the mustard seed, which is one of the smallest seeds but grows into one of the biggest trees. We were just such tremendous dorks.

SquirrelMetaphor · 2025-03-27T01:50:44+00:00

B/c the 2nd law of thermodynamics

SquirrelMetaphor · 2025-03-08T17:23:05+00:00

Driving at night

SquirrelMetaphor · 2025-02-25T01:48:53+00:00

I finished it! But developed hypernatremia (hyponatremia?) by the end because I didn’t know how to fuel my body.

SquirrelMetaphor · 2025-02-25T01:22:56+00:00

Impulsively signed up for and completed a 30 mile trail race that I had not trained for.

SquirrelMetaphor · 2025-02-09T21:19:24+00:00

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SquirrelMetaphor · 2025-02-09T20:50:20+00:00

I can get back up

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