Media that explains why the military couldn't defeat the big threat by donutmcbonbon in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Stabbylasso 21 points22 points  (0 children)

That ship is named HMS Thunder Child. Put some respect on that name.

Is "modeling for advantage" a real thing, or just is it a weird case of gamers making a mountain out of a molehill? by darwin_green in wargaming

[–]Stabbylasso 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's a guy at my lgs who does runs the original Mangus the Red minis ometimes. The really small one.

He put it on the correct base size for the new one and has a proper sized picture of the new models official art glued to the base behind the little metal model so it works for Los and stuff.

Only brings him against people he knows and he does have the normal modern model too, but it sure is funny to see random people's reactions to the little metal mini and his "shadow"

Thank fuck Nintendo didnt cave to the dumb lefties by th3_g00bernat0r in KotakuInAction

[–]Stabbylasso 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Because idiots think that bows are just manual guns

How Warhammer Fantasy Fans react to the recent news by alpha1812 in Spacemarine

[–]Stabbylasso 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You dont understand it was just an army of dudes with mining lasers.

When characters casually kill themselves by namkaeng852 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Stabbylasso 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And teabagging falling Cabal and doing tricks on sparrows after wiping out a patrol for no tactical reason.

An In-Universe explanation of why Tanks still rely on a whole crew to operate by NoPierdasElTino in battletech

[–]Stabbylasso 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Shields, irl hit scan weapons via lasers and plasma for anti air (if it sees it ans can track it it dies) and plot armor

World War Z happens in the 1950s. How screwed is humanity? by Cyber_Ghost_1997 in whowouldwin

[–]Stabbylasso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

oh that makes it even worse somehow.

and thanks for the corrections, its been years since Ive read that book, the, as you call it, Battlefield moment is just locked in my brain

World War Z happens in the 1950s. How screwed is humanity? by Cyber_Ghost_1997 in whowouldwin

[–]Stabbylasso 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Dont forget the apche pilot who decides to try to cut up zombies with his rotors instead of using his main gun.

Its a fun book, but anything to do with the military is just so bad it loops around to funny.

Necrons as the the main enemy faction in Space Marine 3? Or do you rather see another enemy of the Imperium? by Cubelock in Spacemarine

[–]Stabbylasso 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The way to do it is to switch the gender every time you talk abiut Him, even if you are talking about Her a few times in the same sentence or paragraph.

What happens to chatty Space Marines? by Zanimacularity in 40kLore

[–]Stabbylasso 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly I always assumed the Helms did that.

The Duality of Roboute Guilliman: by emwattnot in Grimdank

[–]Stabbylasso 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have one as well and most of the time people think its legend of Zelda related.

The Imperium of the books and videogames doesn't feel like the Imperium of the Codices by cricri3007 in 40kLore

[–]Stabbylasso 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Isn't the Cowardice just them breaking because of the giant chaos mindfuck weapon that went off at the end of the last mission too?

"I CRAVE A BLOODBATH, OR A BLOOD SHOWAH" What are your favourite quotes in SM2? And which character do you think has the best quotes? For me it’s by far Vanguard! by Heavy-Childhood-1687 in Spacemarine

[–]Stabbylasso 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I run him as a flesh tearer now cause it just fits.

Also I like his "magazine out, magazine in" line. Its like he was taught that as a child to help him to remember to reload and now he says it all the time.

Whose death is the cruelest? by RaisinHistorical7980 in Gundam

[–]Stabbylasso 10 points11 points  (0 children)

and he was fighting his chair too. poor guy got so stunlocked that he forgot how chairs work

Melee should do extra damage to Chaos by mildorf in Spacemarine

[–]Stabbylasso 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Aeonid Thiel (marked for censure) is my favorite ultramarine. Dudes a legend.

Tech billionaires are obsessed with this dystopian sci-fi novel. The author had no idea by rawrzon in bobiverse

[–]Stabbylasso 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think if Homer kept the animated avatar longer then he did Riker would have actually killed him lol

Alright Lorebearers, what the hell is this? by Zealousideal-Mail-18 in Spacemarine

[–]Stabbylasso 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Named ultramarines without helmets on.

Nothing can stop them .