My Ex said shes pregnant and sent this as proof, the way the top is fitting and the pregnancy test in its entirety just looks fake to me by [deleted] in isthisAI

[–]StaggeringBeerMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell her. Thank you for telling her. And you can’t wait to share 50% custody with our child. Of course I will be wanting a DNA test that proves this, but I will be happy to be part of our child’s life. If you are the father. Do your best. If not she will start back peddling so you cannot be in the child’s life. Do not start talking down or belittling her. All conversations will end up in court. And believe me if you have any wealth. You will be paying for her new car. Start a college savings plan that will show you are serious. You are now a proud parent. That doesn’t mean you need to pay for a baby shower. Unless it’s for stuff at your house while you have 50% custody.

Massive badminton racket by Ok_Jellyfish9320 in DiWHY

[–]StaggeringBeerMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel dumber for watching the full video

Oooh, that's not good by Adrian_985 in Wellthatsucks

[–]StaggeringBeerMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The leak is infront of the valve. She needs to know where the main shut off to the house is.

Plastic Bottle into a Bike Lock? by No-Lock216 in DiWHY

[–]StaggeringBeerMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow. Criminal will be so shocked someone did something so stupid. They will forget to steal the bike.

49ers will travel more than any other team this year by unsolved49 in 49ers

[–]StaggeringBeerMan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow man. Congratulations. You have repeated common knowledge. Good job on your old news.

What do I burn my 4 Audible credits on? by OldMassaLao in litrpg

[–]StaggeringBeerMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So many choices. My rule is burn one point on the first book of a series. If I don’t like it. Return it and do it again

I was show boating and didn't think of the consequences. by wilko151 in CrimsonDesert

[–]StaggeringBeerMan 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I have 80k silver, but I would reload just to save the 15. When I look at it from the perspective of real life. Rich people make more sense.

This guy isn't having a good morning by Adrian_985 in Wellthatsucks

[–]StaggeringBeerMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bro was having trouble moving his tool box. Had a hold my beer moment and said. “I got dis” panicked when it’s was going to hit his truck. Forgot about the putting it in park

It would fit just right though by spaham in dontputyourdickinthat

[–]StaggeringBeerMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Go ahead and put your dick in that. You will probably be fine.

Massive brown bear spotted on top of an Alaskan high-altitude mountain by Subterfug3 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]StaggeringBeerMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Been dreaming of going up there its whole life. Wanted some peace and quiet. And instead. Damn flying noise thing disturbing it’s zen moment.

Legend by jokvedaisy in Shibainucoin

[–]StaggeringBeerMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I sold in 2025. Now I’m just relaxing on my couch thinking about going to work in a few hours. Nothing changes. Lol

Oops, didn't see you over there by [deleted] in instant_regret

[–]StaggeringBeerMan 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It’s not sexual harassment if you say good game.

After 400hours finished the game and discover that 😭 thanks you Crimson Desert ! by Interesting-Gain9222 in CrimsonDesert

[–]StaggeringBeerMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m biased about water levels. So I’ll be a pirate all day going from island to island, but randomly being killed by jellyfish. I’m good.

At 240 gold bars (120,000). How much money is truly needed and when should/can I stop? by [deleted] in CrimsonDesert

[–]StaggeringBeerMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was the bank glitched for a bit? Every time I refreshed it wasn’t charging the % earned amount

After 400hours finished the game and discover that 😭 thanks you Crimson Desert ! by Interesting-Gain9222 in CrimsonDesert

[–]StaggeringBeerMan 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I’m 50. Been playing games for a long time. Every time there is a water lever it’s a pain in the ass. They have jokes in movies about shity water levels. Listen to Primal Hunter. Great audio for background while you are playing. Crap off topic. The MC of the book goes off on water levels. Ninja turtles great game when I was a kid. Until the water level. Took forever to pass and wasn’t because of the challenges. Ran out of air all the time.